REAL ALAN MAYNARD
@alanmaynard.bsky.social
I love bosnia so much it’s not even fair
almaty is like birmingham if birmingham was a really nice beautiful place full of lovely people and was in southern qazaqstan
January 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
almaty is like birmingham if birmingham was a really nice beautiful place full of lovely people and was in southern qazaqstan
in kazakhstan getting waved off the Qymyz n shit
January 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
in kazakhstan getting waved off the Qymyz n shit
alan mc maynard is at the place to say “you know me”
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
alan mc maynard is at the place to say “you know me”
Reposted by REAL ALAN MAYNARD
potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul
January 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul
they play classical music in the mcdonald’s to keep the ruffians out, but they don’t know we actually go mental for a waltz
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they play classical music in the mcdonald’s to keep the ruffians out, but they don’t know we actually go mental for a waltz
high effort posting: using capital letters and punctuation
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
high effort posting: using capital letters and punctuation
man he’s gonna deregulate threads and it’s STILL gonna suck, poor guy
January 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
man he’s gonna deregulate threads and it’s STILL gonna suck, poor guy
this just in: awesome!!! woooooo!!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
this just in: awesome!!! woooooo!!!
my friend told me he’s really cottage core and i don’t know what that means
January 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my friend told me he’s really cottage core and i don’t know what that means
they’re playing the music and i can’t overstate my joy
January 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
they’re playing the music and i can’t overstate my joy
my mate pete flexes his battery pack in the pub. to be fair it’s pretty good
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my mate pete flexes his battery pack in the pub. to be fair it’s pretty good
i can’t get enough of this “beer” stuff!
January 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i can’t get enough of this “beer” stuff!
my uncle bilge is mixing grime in his shed
January 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
my uncle bilge is mixing grime in his shed
they made it snow yesterday
January 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
they made it snow yesterday
potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul
January 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul
wow i really haven’t eaten potato smileys since last year
January 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
wow i really haven’t eaten potato smileys since last year
i have finally hit twenty five
followers thank you mum
followers thank you mum
December 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
i have finally hit twenty five
followers thank you mum
followers thank you mum
I love my wife!
December 27, 2024 at 11:33 AM
I love my wife!
it’s the big mery christmas day
December 25, 2024 at 10:00 AM
it’s the big mery christmas day
just can’t win these days
December 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
just can’t win these days
i wonder if my bio is at all offputting
December 20, 2024 at 1:50 PM
i wonder if my bio is at all offputting
guys inkakola is just irnbru , do what you will with that information
December 20, 2024 at 1:49 PM
guys inkakola is just irnbru , do what you will with that information
nah nah nah nah no way!!!!
December 9, 2024 at 8:06 AM
nah nah nah nah no way!!!!
man if i see bolivian bricks in the next couple days im gonna write all about it i tell you
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 PM
man if i see bolivian bricks in the next couple days im gonna write all about it i tell you