Alanis King
@alanisnking.bsky.social
The cat lady who drives cars. I also wrote a book about F1. If you want more car stuff, you should watch my YouTube channel 💙 (she/her)
Kicking my husband off the computer so I can get on iRacing
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Kicking my husband off the computer so I can get on iRacing
Trying to convince a group of like 40 car men to watch Heated Rivalry
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Trying to convince a group of like 40 car men to watch Heated Rivalry
We’re starting a band
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
We’re starting a band
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Lmao I love the yt car lady who tries to fit herself in the trunk of every car she does a video of
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Lmao I love the yt car lady who tries to fit herself in the trunk of every car she does a video of
It’s very important to show you all the little guy I just found
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It’s very important to show you all the little guy I just found
We were filming the Supra on the side of the road and a bunch of friends showed up
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We were filming the Supra on the side of the road and a bunch of friends showed up
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helpful
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
helpful
Back to my usual deal
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Back to my usual deal
I haven’t posted too much these past couple of weeks because I’ve been reading books and iRacing. But now I’m back, and I have a Supra
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I haven’t posted too much these past couple of weeks because I’ve been reading books and iRacing. But now I’m back, and I have a Supra
Bluesky is where I come to catch up on college-football reactions. Wild one tonight, huh gang
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Bluesky is where I come to catch up on college-football reactions. Wild one tonight, huh gang
Nothing makes me feel cooler than ripping around in my 22-year-old Miata and listening to bad music from 2008. This is how Corvette dads feel. It is euphoric. I have ascended
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nothing makes me feel cooler than ripping around in my 22-year-old Miata and listening to bad music from 2008. This is how Corvette dads feel. It is euphoric. I have ascended
Watching the Tulsa Shootout and shopping for used race cars online
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Watching the Tulsa Shootout and shopping for used race cars online
Happy Phillip Rivers day to all who celebrate
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy Phillip Rivers day to all who celebrate
Portia is loving her robot vacuum. Can you tell?
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Portia is loving her robot vacuum. Can you tell?
I love turning on my TV to play my favorite game: Spot My Husband
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love turning on my TV to play my favorite game: Spot My Husband
We just unloaded our new robot vacuum. Portia is irate
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We just unloaded our new robot vacuum. Portia is irate
My Christmas story from today is that my husband, his cousin, and I were all talking about diesel trucks, and his cousin is a big fan of 6.7-liter Power Strokes.
His cousin is our age (read: old). He said “6-7” about 12 times in one minute, and the children turned to look at him like 🧐🧐🧐
His cousin is our age (read: old). He said “6-7” about 12 times in one minute, and the children turned to look at him like 🧐🧐🧐
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My Christmas story from today is that my husband, his cousin, and I were all talking about diesel trucks, and his cousin is a big fan of 6.7-liter Power Strokes.
His cousin is our age (read: old). He said “6-7” about 12 times in one minute, and the children turned to look at him like 🧐🧐🧐
His cousin is our age (read: old). He said “6-7” about 12 times in one minute, and the children turned to look at him like 🧐🧐🧐
I finally got some new boots that aren’t falling apart
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I finally got some new boots that aren’t falling apart
All it took to get me to watch the NFL was calling a retired grandfather and asking him to play with no notice
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
All it took to get me to watch the NFL was calling a retired grandfather and asking him to play with no notice
I keep taking selfies with this Polestar 4, looking at them, and going “Oh! My face is flaking like a croissant from my new face cream!”
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I keep taking selfies with this Polestar 4, looking at them, and going “Oh! My face is flaking like a croissant from my new face cream!”
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 Expert Face Peeler 🥐🥐🥐
Polestar 4 expert
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Polestar 4 expert
I shared my new shoes on the timeline but didn’t share my new necklace. Here it is
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I shared my new shoes on the timeline but didn’t share my new necklace. Here it is
Bluesky won’t let me upload my 2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped, I think because the video is too good.
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
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2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped 💚
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December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bluesky won’t let me upload my 2025 Bobs Guy Wrapped, I think because the video is too good.
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
Here’s the Instagram link, featuring a very good (human-made) Bobs Guy song
www.instagram.com/reel/DSfaK9o...
I walked into the mall last week and found these shoes for $13
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I walked into the mall last week and found these shoes for $13