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Alan Fitzgerald
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For years I've been told that I need to eat breakfast as I only eat after I finish work.

This week I decided to take that advice & after four days I have cracked a tooth on muesli.

I'm seething.
July 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I was talking to a customer who told me that in March alone she lost 3 of her cats, one of her rabbits got attacked & killed by an unknown animal & her daughter's best friend was killed in a road accident 😱.

I really had no idea what to say.
April 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I had a patch of plaster about 30cm x 1m on the wall of my new house that needed redoing & my uncle, a builder, told me he would get his friend, a plasterer, to do it for me at "mates rates".

He charged me £100 😲.

I chose the wrong career.
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I swear I thought I had something wrong with me as my stomach was constantly making strange noises.

Turns out there was a bird on my roof.

I may be at the age I turn into a hypochondriac.
March 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I woke up at 4am & at 4:30 thought I'd try to get more sleep. Decided it wasn't happening so picked up my phone to play a game & saw that it's 7:30. I swear I didn't think I slept a wink!

This is possibly the most boring thing I have ever written. 🤔
March 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
During activity week when I was at school we went fishing off this rock & got stranded for several hours.

I haven't been here in decades.

Someone has stolen my crab pot!!
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm sitting in my car waiting for my dad to arrive to pick me up & a woman pulls up & asks if I'm moving. I politely say no & watch as a grown woman with her child in the back seat starts to have a full blown tantrum because I won't give her my parking space. 😳🤣
March 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The landlord from my old flat still hasn't returned my deposit a month since I vacated.

I just received an email from him asking me if I wanted him to deduct the electric bill he's received for the flat since I left.

Speachless.💀
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm a home owner! 🤢
February 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I can never catch a damn break.

Trying to save money, but last night I decided to buy the bf some shoes he's had his eyes on for his birthday.

Got a message to say they got dispatched this afternoon, but now the web site shows the shoes are nearly £100 cheaper.🤬
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to go back to Ghibli park 😭.
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
After paying the invoice from my lawyer for the expenses of buying my house I cross checked it & noticed everything they quoted prior to employing them is vastly more. My court fees should be £295. Their invoice charged me £430.

I have asked them 3 times to itemise the invoice.
February 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It has taken over a quarter of a year since I had an offer accepted on my house, but I finally have a completion date for next week!

Once this is over I can finally plan a trip back to see my baby again. 🥰
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It's not until you pack for a move that you realise just how much crap you have kept because of sentimental reasons.

I've lived alone for 10 years & have about 20 coffee mugs because my niece or nephew painted them. 😳
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I find it ludicrous that manufacturers still make exclusive content for their equipment.

I have Apple TV at home, but an android phone so I can't watch it when travelling.

It just means I buy more from Amazon Prime.
January 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The purchase of my flat is being delayed for so long by MY lawyers & I am trying to remain calm, but God help me

After 8 weeks they contact me to tell me they are negotiating matters that I had already agreed. I've paid THOUSANDS in needless rent while they fuck around

I actually feel my eyes boil
January 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Absolutely in love with this
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One Ok Rock - Always Coming Back - Acoustic (LIVE, 2022-10-16, Showbox SODO, Seattle, WA)
YouTube video by YesterdazeNews
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January 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I go to Japan to meet one person & every time I leave him it breaks my heart. It's been a week since I returned & it's still painful as Hell.🥹

I've NEVER felt like this towards anyone in my life. 💕
January 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I want to be back in Tokyo so badly. 😭
December 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Why is going on holiday so stressful?

My flight to Gatwick on Saturday morning has now changed to a flight to Bristol Friday afternoon, bus to the train station, train to London & an overnight stay at hotel....... & another £200.

This was supposed make me relaxed dammit!

Stupid storms.
December 6, 2024 at 5:24 AM
For someone who doesn't handle anxiety well I'm starting to think that buying my first house at the same time as going on vacation to Japan for 3 weeks was a bit silly.🤯
November 27, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I really want to be in Tokyo right now. 🥺
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Umm, I live in the south.

What is this cold, wildling weather doing down here?
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I got my mortgage approved today & I've never been so happy to put myself into so much dept.
November 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I have to pay the bank £999....... to borrow money for a mortgage?!?
November 15, 2024 at 10:23 AM