akshaykpr
@akshaykpr.bsky.social
New father! Manchester United, German and Indian football fan, Avid Runner, Coffee lover (not the Instagram leech type) , Wishing peace and prosperity for all.
Getting tired here of nonsense overreactions.
Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining.
Goodnight all!
Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining.
Goodnight all!
April 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Getting tired here of nonsense overreactions.
Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining.
Goodnight all!
Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining.
Goodnight all!
Loved the urgency and in that the attempts to win the ball after losing it. But disappointed with the result overall, attacking 3rd decision making and reaction speed was atrocious.
April 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Loved the urgency and in that the attempts to win the ball after losing it. But disappointed with the result overall, attacking 3rd decision making and reaction speed was atrocious.
I’m getting tired of Garnacho’s immaturity.
April 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m getting tired of Garnacho’s immaturity.
That’s a pen. Nailed on pen!
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That’s a pen. Nailed on pen!
Fuck me, Dias did extremely well to not handball that.
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fuck me, Dias did extremely well to not handball that.
Gundogan has not scored since coming back from Barca. My man, I’m scared now.
a man wearing a blue adidas shirt is standing on a field .
ALT: a man wearing a blue adidas shirt is standing on a field .
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April 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Gundogan has not scored since coming back from Barca. My man, I’m scared now.
Have we created any good chances so far? Or any chance? Genuine question. Just tuning in.
April 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Have we created any good chances so far? Or any chance? Genuine question. Just tuning in.
Thoughts of my 6 month old:
Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity.
Call mommy from work.
Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.
Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity.
Call mommy from work.
Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.
April 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thoughts of my 6 month old:
Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity.
Call mommy from work.
Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.
Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity.
Call mommy from work.
Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.
I know it may sound regressive, but we could (should) have stuck around with Ten Hag till the end of this season. Transitioning Amorim in nicely towards the end.
There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.
There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.
April 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I know it may sound regressive, but we could (should) have stuck around with Ten Hag till the end of this season. Transitioning Amorim in nicely towards the end.
There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.
There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.
Asked AI to verbose my thoughts on last night’s game in Tharoorian, wasn’t disappointed.
Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.
Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.
April 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Asked AI to verbose my thoughts on last night’s game in Tharoorian, wasn’t disappointed.
Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.
Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.
It’s been ages since a United game. Can’t believe but I missed the stress.
(Full Stockholm)
(Full Stockholm)
April 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s been ages since a United game. Can’t believe but I missed the stress.
(Full Stockholm)
(Full Stockholm)
Thanks Martinelli, coz our World class keeper had worked so hard to gift away another goal.
Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.
Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.
March 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Thanks Martinelli, coz our World class keeper had worked so hard to gift away another goal.
Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.
Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.
Fucking pass, Garnacho. Fucking pass.
March 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fucking pass, Garnacho. Fucking pass.
For those getting pissed at my unfortunate comment on Rice. He can finger our fans and I can’t banter back.
Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted.
Draw your own lines for yourself.
Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted.
Draw your own lines for yourself.
March 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For those getting pissed at my unfortunate comment on Rice. He can finger our fans and I can’t banter back.
Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted.
Draw your own lines for yourself.
Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted.
Draw your own lines for yourself.
Oh cmon fuck off. That was a golden opportunity Rasmus.
March 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh cmon fuck off. That was a golden opportunity Rasmus.
What a kick off, after conceding that goal. Straight to Onana. Fire Amorim just for allowing that.
March 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What a kick off, after conceding that goal. Straight to Onana. Fire Amorim just for allowing that.
Surprised Anthony Taylor didn’t a handball for the ball hitting Casemiro’s head. Loser missed his chance at some easy bucks.
a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a drum set and says loser
ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a drum set and says loser
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March 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Surprised Anthony Taylor didn’t a handball for the ball hitting Casemiro’s head. Loser missed his chance at some easy bucks.
Lewis Kelly! Arsenal DNA. Fucking dolphin.
a woman in a red swimsuit is jumping off a diving board in front of a london 2012 sign
ALT: a woman in a red swimsuit is jumping off a diving board in front of a london 2012 sign
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March 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lewis Kelly! Arsenal DNA. Fucking dolphin.
Cunt telling his players they can could as much as they want, an additional installment has been paid to PGMOL.
March 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cunt telling his players they can could as much as they want, an additional installment has been paid to PGMOL.
Gabriel should have seen RED. Simple and clear. Corruption ! Fucking corrupt cunts from London!
March 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gabriel should have seen RED. Simple and clear. Corruption ! Fucking corrupt cunts from London!
And it’s Brunooooooooooooo!!!!! Super capitano!!!!!!
March 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And it’s Brunooooooooooooo!!!!! Super capitano!!!!!!
No handball from Odegaard. Of course.
March 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No handball from Odegaard. Of course.
Pls play like we’re playing at Old Trafford. Our home. If that needs reminding.
March 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pls play like we’re playing at Old Trafford. Our home. If that needs reminding.
Have seen 2 minutes of the game thus far, and Arsenal have got away with 2 fouls in that. That’s consistent.
March 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Have seen 2 minutes of the game thus far, and Arsenal have got away with 2 fouls in that. That’s consistent.