Reading articles on the odds of people re-signing with the Phillies depresses the shit out of me.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reading articles on the odds of people re-signing with the Phillies depresses the shit out of me.
This off-season is already Ass.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This off-season is already Ass.
Okay but like….is he okay?!?
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Okay but like….is he okay?!?
Maybe those who are clutching their pearls over the blue wins last night should stop propping up candidates and politicians who are bad people?
Idk, just a thought…..
I hope this leads to good things across the board, things that help all people and not just the ones making billions.
Idk, just a thought…..
I hope this leads to good things across the board, things that help all people and not just the ones making billions.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Maybe those who are clutching their pearls over the blue wins last night should stop propping up candidates and politicians who are bad people?
Idk, just a thought…..
I hope this leads to good things across the board, things that help all people and not just the ones making billions.
Idk, just a thought…..
I hope this leads to good things across the board, things that help all people and not just the ones making billions.
18 innings, huh?
Okay now, back to ignoring baseball.
Okay now, back to ignoring baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
18 innings, huh?
Okay now, back to ignoring baseball.
Okay now, back to ignoring baseball.
Discussing with family. Consensus is 2023 hurt more. But 2025 is sadder.
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Discussing with family. Consensus is 2023 hurt more. But 2025 is sadder.
I find myself weirdly disappointed with the Phillies again. And like yeah I know that coaching alone isn’t the reason they lost but idk….it just feels…….meh.
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I find myself weirdly disappointed with the Phillies again. And like yeah I know that coaching alone isn’t the reason they lost but idk….it just feels…….meh.
Oh for the love of god, can the Brewers please not pull a Phillies 2.0 here? Can they please win?
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh for the love of god, can the Brewers please not pull a Phillies 2.0 here? Can they please win?
Having a tough time determining if I’m more in the denial (“they’ve gotta come back next year!”) or bargaining (“please come back next year, I’ll buy your expensive jerseys!”) phases of grief on an individual player level.
Definitely depression for the overall state of things.
Definitely depression for the overall state of things.
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Having a tough time determining if I’m more in the denial (“they’ve gotta come back next year!”) or bargaining (“please come back next year, I’ll buy your expensive jerseys!”) phases of grief on an individual player level.
Definitely depression for the overall state of things.
Definitely depression for the overall state of things.
Actually if I’m being honest, I think I’m more sad about Kyle probably not coming back next year than I am about them not winning the WS.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Actually if I’m being honest, I think I’m more sad about Kyle probably not coming back next year than I am about them not winning the WS.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
I get angry with them sometimes, but I love them. I’m sad they’re done. I hope we get to see most of them in Phillies uniforms again next year. They still won 96 games and I still want to see them next year. Just…..😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I get angry with them sometimes, but I love them. I’m sad they’re done. I hope we get to see most of them in Phillies uniforms again next year. They still won 96 games and I still want to see them next year. Just…..😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh.
The bird is dead.
I am sad.
So sad.
The bird is dead.
I am sad.
So sad.
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh.
The bird is dead.
I am sad.
So sad.
The bird is dead.
I am sad.
So sad.
My evening is over. I have nothing to do, nothing to talk about or get angry about. Ohhmmmmmmm.
“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
Bitches have me quoting Emily Dickinson. 🙄🙄🙄
“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
Bitches have me quoting Emily Dickinson. 🙄🙄🙄
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My evening is over. I have nothing to do, nothing to talk about or get angry about. Ohhmmmmmmm.
“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
Bitches have me quoting Emily Dickinson. 🙄🙄🙄
“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
Bitches have me quoting Emily Dickinson. 🙄🙄🙄
Wow, so all I have to do is pretend they don’t exist? Avoid all social media and texts?
It’s tough but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
I’m happy they fought back. Good job, guys.
It’s tough but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
I’m happy they fought back. Good job, guys.
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Wow, so all I have to do is pretend they don’t exist? Avoid all social media and texts?
It’s tough but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
I’m happy they fought back. Good job, guys.
It’s tough but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
I’m happy they fought back. Good job, guys.
I’m going to ignore the Phillies tonight bc I’ve been sitting in the “acceptance” phase of grief since yesterday & I kind of want to stay there. But.
To quote Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey:
There can be miracles
When you believe.
Though hope is frail
It’s hard to kill.
🤣😭🤣😭
To quote Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey:
There can be miracles
When you believe.
Though hope is frail
It’s hard to kill.
🤣😭🤣😭
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m going to ignore the Phillies tonight bc I’ve been sitting in the “acceptance” phase of grief since yesterday & I kind of want to stay there. But.
To quote Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey:
There can be miracles
When you believe.
Though hope is frail
It’s hard to kill.
🤣😭🤣😭
To quote Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey:
There can be miracles
When you believe.
Though hope is frail
It’s hard to kill.
🤣😭🤣😭
Good news for the Phillies is that the healthcare system has replaced them as my #1 nemesis. 🥳
At the end of the day, I love this team. I don’t want most of them gone. I don’t think they are sucking on purpose. I am just sad and mad, and honestly…anger is my catharsis.
At the end of the day, I love this team. I don’t want most of them gone. I don’t think they are sucking on purpose. I am just sad and mad, and honestly…anger is my catharsis.
October 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Good news for the Phillies is that the healthcare system has replaced them as my #1 nemesis. 🥳
At the end of the day, I love this team. I don’t want most of them gone. I don’t think they are sucking on purpose. I am just sad and mad, and honestly…anger is my catharsis.
At the end of the day, I love this team. I don’t want most of them gone. I don’t think they are sucking on purpose. I am just sad and mad, and honestly…anger is my catharsis.
I have a Phillies shelf. It’s a shelf of honor. On it are bobbleheads of Stott, wheeler, & schwarber, as well as funkopops of Turner & Harper.
Today I removed the Harper, schwarber & Turner items from the shelf of honor. They’re now hiding behind picture frames.
The shelf of shame.
Today I removed the Harper, schwarber & Turner items from the shelf of honor. They’re now hiding behind picture frames.
The shelf of shame.
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have a Phillies shelf. It’s a shelf of honor. On it are bobbleheads of Stott, wheeler, & schwarber, as well as funkopops of Turner & Harper.
Today I removed the Harper, schwarber & Turner items from the shelf of honor. They’re now hiding behind picture frames.
The shelf of shame.
Today I removed the Harper, schwarber & Turner items from the shelf of honor. They’re now hiding behind picture frames.
The shelf of shame.
My first thoughts upon waking:
Why couldn’t they just win one at home?
Why were they just playing for a tie??
WHY IS AARON NOLA STARTING GAME 3?!?!???!???
I am pretty sure I will not be watching on Wednesday.
Why couldn’t they just win one at home?
Why were they just playing for a tie??
WHY IS AARON NOLA STARTING GAME 3?!?!???!???
I am pretty sure I will not be watching on Wednesday.
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My first thoughts upon waking:
Why couldn’t they just win one at home?
Why were they just playing for a tie??
WHY IS AARON NOLA STARTING GAME 3?!?!???!???
I am pretty sure I will not be watching on Wednesday.
Why couldn’t they just win one at home?
Why were they just playing for a tie??
WHY IS AARON NOLA STARTING GAME 3?!?!???!???
I am pretty sure I will not be watching on Wednesday.
The too-short comeback effort took me from 100% rage to 70% rage, 30% sadness.
If they don’t use this embarrassment as fuel to somehow pull two wins out of their butts in LA, I say leave them there.
If they don’t use this embarrassment as fuel to somehow pull two wins out of their butts in LA, I say leave them there.
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The too-short comeback effort took me from 100% rage to 70% rage, 30% sadness.
If they don’t use this embarrassment as fuel to somehow pull two wins out of their butts in LA, I say leave them there.
If they don’t use this embarrassment as fuel to somehow pull two wins out of their butts in LA, I say leave them there.
At this point, keep wheeler, Sanchez, Suarez, and Luzardo. Keep JT and Stott for defense.
Everyone else can go.
Even if I love them otherwise, their playoff performance since the 2023 AZ series is embarrassing.
Everyone else can go.
Even if I love them otherwise, their playoff performance since the 2023 AZ series is embarrassing.
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
At this point, keep wheeler, Sanchez, Suarez, and Luzardo. Keep JT and Stott for defense.
Everyone else can go.
Even if I love them otherwise, their playoff performance since the 2023 AZ series is embarrassing.
Everyone else can go.
Even if I love them otherwise, their playoff performance since the 2023 AZ series is embarrassing.
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FALL ON YOUR FUCKING FACES AGAIN.
BUT FUCKING WORSE THAN LAST YEAR.
LAST YEAR WE SAW IT COMING.
THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT HEY THEYRE PLAYING WELL. HEY THIS IS GOOD. HEY HEY HEY THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE THEIR FANBASE HATE THEM AGAIN.
HA HA HA JUST KIDDING.
BUT FUCKING WORSE THAN LAST YEAR.
LAST YEAR WE SAW IT COMING.
THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT HEY THEYRE PLAYING WELL. HEY THIS IS GOOD. HEY HEY HEY THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE THEIR FANBASE HATE THEM AGAIN.
HA HA HA JUST KIDDING.
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO FALL ON YOUR FUCKING FACES AGAIN.
BUT FUCKING WORSE THAN LAST YEAR.
LAST YEAR WE SAW IT COMING.
THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT HEY THEYRE PLAYING WELL. HEY THIS IS GOOD. HEY HEY HEY THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE THEIR FANBASE HATE THEM AGAIN.
HA HA HA JUST KIDDING.
BUT FUCKING WORSE THAN LAST YEAR.
LAST YEAR WE SAW IT COMING.
THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT HEY THEYRE PLAYING WELL. HEY THIS IS GOOD. HEY HEY HEY THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE THEIR FANBASE HATE THEM AGAIN.
HA HA HA JUST KIDDING.
Up next:
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
October 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Up next:
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
To quote the singer/songwriter Jewel:
And these foolish games are
Breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
😢😢😢
And these foolish games are
Breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
😢😢😢
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
To quote the singer/songwriter Jewel:
And these foolish games are
Breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
😢😢😢
And these foolish games are
Breaking my heart.
You’re breaking my heart.
😢😢😢
The Phillies: A Haiku
Where is the magic?
Bought into pretty boy lies,
Disappointment reigns.
Where is the magic?
Bought into pretty boy lies,
Disappointment reigns.
October 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Phillies: A Haiku
Where is the magic?
Bought into pretty boy lies,
Disappointment reigns.
Where is the magic?
Bought into pretty boy lies,
Disappointment reigns.