Austin Justin Bustin Rustin
@ajbr.bsky.social
~Lube and Vibe certified by the ISO~
•"You literally run an OSHA gimmick account"
•"I lived with Austin for most of last year and he wasn't gross"
•"mr worldwide and mr wordwide"
•"I feel less likely to die with him than with the machine"
•"You literally run an OSHA gimmick account"
•"I lived with Austin for most of last year and he wasn't gross"
•"mr worldwide and mr wordwide"
•"I feel less likely to die with him than with the machine"
My body is a battleground and the belligerents are a 200mg caffeine pill and the new years bubbly
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My body is a battleground and the belligerents are a 200mg caffeine pill and the new years bubbly
The heater for my side of the building is not on.
But those fuckers on the north side have heat.
But those fuckers on the north side have heat.
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The heater for my side of the building is not on.
But those fuckers on the north side have heat.
But those fuckers on the north side have heat.
60 mph gusts we're preparing to hand out 20lb dumbells to the smaller coworkers before they walk across the parking lot
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
60 mph gusts we're preparing to hand out 20lb dumbells to the smaller coworkers before they walk across the parking lot
In the print studio talkin clams with a tenured Harvard professor
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In the print studio talkin clams with a tenured Harvard professor
I fucking LOVE playing esoteric card games with the family
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I fucking LOVE playing esoteric card games with the family
I survived Whamageddon whamageddon.com
WHAMAGEDDON
Avoid 'Last Christmas'. Join the fun. Last until Christmas. Become the envy of your friends and family. Enjoy being a Christmas grinch.
whamageddon.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I survived Whamageddon whamageddon.com
Every year someone reaches their hand towards the bowl of cheese I've shredded for our meal and every year I yell at them for ignoring the sacrificial cheese plate to get in my way
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every year someone reaches their hand towards the bowl of cheese I've shredded for our meal and every year I yell at them for ignoring the sacrificial cheese plate to get in my way
Cider-enthusiasts are an oppressed class
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Cider-enthusiasts are an oppressed class
Felling trees and splitting wood under daylight and sober is fun, don't get me wrong, but I'm not having nearly as much fun as when I've done it drunkenly under starlight
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Felling trees and splitting wood under daylight and sober is fun, don't get me wrong, but I'm not having nearly as much fun as when I've done it drunkenly under starlight
Looks like Anna logged in today
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Looks like Anna logged in today
Our plant hired two guys named Austin within the past 3 months I'm livid
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Our plant hired two guys named Austin within the past 3 months I'm livid
Persecuted amongst my peers in the workplace for "raw-dogging pills"
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Persecuted amongst my peers in the workplace for "raw-dogging pills"
Maybe I'm grouchy bc I can smell things today
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Maybe I'm grouchy bc I can smell things today
I must not scratch my leg, scratching my leg is the leg-killer
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I must not scratch my leg, scratching my leg is the leg-killer
Who's idea was it to shave legs anyways?
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who's idea was it to shave legs anyways?
The calf is such an active muscle
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The calf is such an active muscle
Guy who does a year of yoga practice in preparation to sit well for a tattoo
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Guy who does a year of yoga practice in preparation to sit well for a tattoo
everything is fine
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
everything is fine
2 minutes into a lollipop and the damn thing falls off the stick and rolls across 8 feet of carpet
Why do I even bother
Why do I even bother
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2 minutes into a lollipop and the damn thing falls off the stick and rolls across 8 feet of carpet
Why do I even bother
Why do I even bother
i really gotta sail more next season i feel like i missed out
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i really gotta sail more next season i feel like i missed out
*the sigh that dogs make when they're being dramatic and tired*
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
*the sigh that dogs make when they're being dramatic and tired*
why are brazilians liking my skeets within 30s of me posting them
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
why are brazilians liking my skeets within 30s of me posting them
The masculine urge to own a matching set of silk pajamas and a velvet robe with a restrained pattern and complimentary color palette
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The masculine urge to own a matching set of silk pajamas and a velvet robe with a restrained pattern and complimentary color palette
My whelm runneth over
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My whelm runneth over
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