A Generic Thesis Writer, PhD
@aisheishei.bsky.social
“Seasoned”ex graduate student
Average dichloromethane enjoyer
EN_US/ZH_CN
Mediocre human at best and even worse at chemistry
Average dichloromethane enjoyer
EN_US/ZH_CN
Mediocre human at best and even worse at chemistry
Pinned
Will make molecules for (a not filthy but a tad comfortable amount of) money
My horse for a working diffractometer
February 19, 2026 at 7:48 AM
My horse for a working diffractometer
“先儿你来时说，有铜锭子一定拣好的送来；我遣伙计过去时你却指着几块儿烂铜说甚么爱买便买不买就滚。我若是不发性，越发要骑到我头上撒野了！几次三番的派了体面家人翻刀山蹚火海的来收银子，你竟派他们空手回来！合城里那个掌柜的见我面不恭恭敬敬的，偏你这厮好生无礼！不过欠了你几分银子，你好硬的腰杆！宫里催铜时，还是我和乌掌柜两个额外缴了两千斤在你名下进去，那条子现在还在庙里放着呢。你倒好，拿着我的银子满世界浪！甚么时候还钱！打今儿起，你送来的铜锭我非要挨个在院子里看了不可。若不是上好的，我定要打发人回去，你一个子儿也别想！”
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
“先儿你来时说，有铜锭子一定拣好的送来；我遣伙计过去时你却指着几块儿烂铜说甚么爱买便买不买就滚。我若是不发性，越发要骑到我头上撒野了！几次三番的派了体面家人翻刀山蹚火海的来收银子，你竟派他们空手回来！合城里那个掌柜的见我面不恭恭敬敬的，偏你这厮好生无礼！不过欠了你几分银子，你好硬的腰杆！宫里催铜时，还是我和乌掌柜两个额外缴了两千斤在你名下进去，那条子现在还在庙里放着呢。你倒好，拿着我的银子满世界浪！甚么时候还钱！打今儿起，你送来的铜锭我非要挨个在院子里看了不可。若不是上好的，我定要打发人回去，你一个子儿也别想！”
Still waiting for an anime about amines
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Still waiting for an anime about amines
今年不图发财富贵，只求能活下去。
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
今年不图发财富贵，只求能活下去。
“当今皇上自然是圣明的，只是那鸟非移可恨……”
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
“当今皇上自然是圣明的，只是那鸟非移可恨……”
《本草纲目》细读也挺好玩。面补虚——营养不良的人吃饱饭，可不就肤体实气力强起来了吗。只是不知道这里说的是面粉还是面条。饿肚子也确实是病，药到病除，药停便犯的。
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
《本草纲目》细读也挺好玩。面补虚——营养不良的人吃饱饭，可不就肤体实气力强起来了吗。只是不知道这里说的是面粉还是面条。饿肚子也确实是病，药到病除，药停便犯的。
The math might not be mathing but the chem is always cheming
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The math might not be mathing but the chem is always cheming
VR chemistry lab is as useful as whatever AI tool being peddled for chem ed
Btw remember the metaverse shit a couple years ago?
Btw remember the metaverse shit a couple years ago?
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
VR chemistry lab is as useful as whatever AI tool being peddled for chem ed
Btw remember the metaverse shit a couple years ago?
Btw remember the metaverse shit a couple years ago?
老舍还是有些功力的：“我碰不了洋人，我还碰不了你吗”的，又何只是二德子。
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
老舍还是有些功力的：“我碰不了洋人，我还碰不了你吗”的，又何只是二德子。
I find it difficult to translate 爱国贼 into English. Patraitor, maybe?
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I find it difficult to translate 爱国贼 into English. Patraitor, maybe?
Paper subscription is not the worst thing to spend money on
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February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Paper subscription is not the worst thing to spend money on
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It's funny that we now have "germ theory denialists" when people can prepare anthrax spores as literally weapon of mass destruction, and we're not talking about Leeuwenhoek, Koch, and Pasteur.
Time truly is made of circles; that's why clocks are round.
Time truly is made of circles; that's why clocks are round.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It's funny that we now have "germ theory denialists" when people can prepare anthrax spores as literally weapon of mass destruction, and we're not talking about Leeuwenhoek, Koch, and Pasteur.
Time truly is made of circles; that's why clocks are round.
Time truly is made of circles; that's why clocks are round.
I'm convinced that top r/askreddit posts are not made by people genuinely asking about things.
That's my conspiracy theory of the day.
That's my conspiracy theory of the day.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I'm convinced that top r/askreddit posts are not made by people genuinely asking about things.
That's my conspiracy theory of the day.
That's my conspiracy theory of the day.
My last read of Dream of the Red Chamber lasted, idk, 30 chapters?
Let’s see how long I can go this time…
Let’s see how long I can go this time…
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My last read of Dream of the Red Chamber lasted, idk, 30 chapters?
Let’s see how long I can go this time…
Let’s see how long I can go this time…
I will not post any more of my cat’s pictures; you can thank AI models for that
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I will not post any more of my cat’s pictures; you can thank AI models for that
It’s never going to be not funny to me that a Japanese May Day song shares the same tune as an old IJA one.
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It’s never going to be not funny to me that a Japanese May Day song shares the same tune as an old IJA one.
They say, “it ain’t over till the fat lady sings,” and I don’t think she is. Maybe soon, but not now.
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
They say, “it ain’t over till the fat lady sings,” and I don’t think she is. Maybe soon, but not now.
I wish all that shelter kitten and cats or whatever animal suffering in this weather a very pleasant night
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I wish all that shelter kitten and cats or whatever animal suffering in this weather a very pleasant night
“You’re being pedantic”
I mean, different words have different fucking meanings? It’s a mismatch if you mean one and use the word for another?
I mean, different words have different fucking meanings? It’s a mismatch if you mean one and use the word for another?
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“You’re being pedantic”
I mean, different words have different fucking meanings? It’s a mismatch if you mean one and use the word for another?
I mean, different words have different fucking meanings? It’s a mismatch if you mean one and use the word for another?
“希望是本无所谓有，无所谓无的。这正如地上的路，其实地上本没有路；走的人多了，也便成了路。”
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
“希望是本无所谓有，无所谓无的。这正如地上的路，其实地上本没有路；走的人多了，也便成了路。”
I remember reading a piece when I was much younger about a robber being caught waiting in a line for something after plundering a bank. The conclusion was that even the most lawless have to follow *some* kind of law.
Take whatever you like from it.
Take whatever you like from it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I remember reading a piece when I was much younger about a robber being caught waiting in a line for something after plundering a bank. The conclusion was that even the most lawless have to follow *some* kind of law.
Take whatever you like from it.
Take whatever you like from it.
亭前楊柳珍重待春風
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
亭前楊柳珍重待春風
“慘象，已使我目不忍視了；流言，尤使我耳不忍聞。我還有什麼話可說呢？”
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“慘象，已使我目不忍視了；流言，尤使我耳不忍聞。我還有什麼話可說呢？”
Apparently someone found the fact that fish don’t do water electrolysis to breathe profound enough to make a TIL Reddit post about it.
Like kudos for learning something new, but y’all need 十万个为什么
Like kudos for learning something new, but y’all need 十万个为什么
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Apparently someone found the fact that fish don’t do water electrolysis to breathe profound enough to make a TIL Reddit post about it.
Like kudos for learning something new, but y’all need 十万个为什么
Like kudos for learning something new, but y’all need 十万个为什么
In 2026 I should ask myself this question more:
"Who the fuck asked you?"
"Who the fuck asked you?"
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In 2026 I should ask myself this question more:
"Who the fuck asked you?"
"Who the fuck asked you?"