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Taps the sign "Are you sure that's a legal problem, and not just a human one?"
If you think Epstein pressure from Dems is irrelevant, I'm asking you seriously who you think this distraction is for.

If you did a Venn diagram of: (1) people who understand and care deeply about Dr. King's legacy and (2) the MAGA base -

THE CIRCLES WOULD BE IN TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING DIMENSIONS.
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Attention Soup
Overthinking pretzel
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not a civil rights lawyer, but this sure sounds like a disparate impact theory under Title VI.

Which is to say, I hope these fuckwits win and inadvertently overturn Alexander v. Sandoval.
Note also that the lawsuit alleges that because race and class are correlated, providing free tuition to lower income students is also racial preference.

They just want a pure aristocracy of inherited wealth
“Johns Hopkins has not merely preserved its discriminatory DEI framework — it has entrenched, expanded and openly celebrated it as a cornerstone of its institutional identity,”

www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/hi...
July 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Have to assume she's doing a bit at this point.
A plea to the WNBA commissioner. #wnba #caitlinclark
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Lost me at "I think the book of genesis is a court reporter transcript" or whatever.
July 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rich white folks getting caught out at a Cold Play concert feels like so very specific and uncanny. It's the sort of unwitting self-satire Jonathan Franzen would write.
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
MOHELA operates like an organized crime outfit. How are they still able to operate. I just checked the @CFPB complaint database and there are over 2,000 complaints in just the last 6 months.

I'm jus asking for the bare minimum. Credit my payments and acknowledge that I am paying on my loan.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
July 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only thing that might save you from a river that rises more than 25 feet in two hours, is warning that the river might rise more than 25 feet in two hours.
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So what if he appointed a political hack to US AG just to destroy any links between himself and his long time child-sex offender buddy, and that AG just happens to be the State-AG that could have (and did not) prosecute that same child-sex offender buddy a decade ago?

Who among us, amirite?
Wow -- Trump jumps in to try to shut down a reporter who attempts to ask Pam Bondi about the missing minute in the Epstein jailhouse tape
July 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They think Kai fans got bread to buy they own groceries and housewares from Target? #respectfully Be fr.
July 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A competent opposition party would be shining a light on the links between reckless cuts to the NWS and public emergency services and the tragic loss of life in the Texas floods.
July 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ms. Lauren got her check from Essence Fest though didn't she. I see the vision. I too wish to be paid for predictably poor performance and behavior.
July 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Actually, bravo. This is a quintessentially American take and perfect for the 4th of July.

I'm so glad the New Yorker blessed us with that giddy, almost pornographic, profile of this overweened worm.
July 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm supposed to care that a *Ugandan* man marked "Black or African American" on some punk ass form 16 years ago?

The world is burning, y'all gonna have to try harder than that.
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It won't but this should end anyone ever falling for the "Republicans are the party of the working class" schtick ever again.
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
One of my favorite lies about this bill is that there are no "able bodied working adults" who rely on Medicaid.
Fox News is working overtime to help Republican launder their lies that actually nobody is losing Medicaid
July 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The Trump administration is pissed over CNN’s report on ICEBlock, a real-time “early warning” app that alerts users when ICE is in the area.

Now DHS is threatening legal action against CNN and wants to prosecute the app’s creator.

I downloaded it.
July 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If America was prestige TV, this would be the second to last episode. #BushvGore was probably the dénouement. Now we we're waiting to see how many people suffer and die as things begin to unravel.

www.nytimes.com/article/hous...
Here’s What’s in the Big Domestic Policy Bill to Deliver Trump’s Agenda
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Trump Goes on a Charm Offensive as He Woos Holdout Republicans
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
3.3 trillion seconds is ~ 104 thousand years.

With 3.3 trillion dollars, you could write every man woman and child in the U.S. a check for $10,000
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jun 29
BREAKING: The CBO estimates that Trump's "big, beautiful bill" would add $3.3 trillion in budget deficits over the next 10 years
Senate's "big, beautiful bill" would add $3.3 trillion in new debt: CBO
The Senate's version would add far more debt than the House-passed version.
www.axios.com
June 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Having to tell ppl not to #bothsides the Stasi is nuts, but here we are, man. Here we are.
So I do not accept that nationwide injunctions are bad and everyone is doing it. Who are the injunctions being used to protect or harm?

A nationwide injunction blocking the DACA program vs. a nationwide injunction saying “quit kidnapping citizens” are not the same.
June 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Crabs + Mumbo Sauce

(because you'd get the wrong idea from either one by itself)
June 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh it's all bad baby. ACB coming right up to the door step of an ad hominem in the pages of the Supreme Court reporter.

Right up to the curtilage you might say.
Woah. Fierce cut-down of the junior justice by the next-most-junior justice.

Barrett giving Jackson the back of her hand:
June 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM