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Today it’s important to reflect on balancing our circle of concern with our circle of influence. There are some things beyond our control. And if we spend too much energy focused on those things, we won’t have the energy to make the impact where we are most needed and influential.
When you use a chat agent for customer support, don't try to make it seem like it's a real human.
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Baby you're like my favorite sled. I wanna whisper your name with my dying breath.
I’m dating for long-term/forever commitment.

And I phrase it that way b/c growth & evolving is understanding that “forever” looks different for some women.

For some, it involves marriage.
For others, it’s love w/o marriage.

I welcome either scenario…as long as her name is my last breath on earth.
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Wait wait wait...WAIT
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I switched phones recently from iPhone to Pixel (Android). And the most irritating aspect of it is that I can't wholesale transfer the one time password settings from Microsoft Authenticator on the iPhone to the android. I have like fifteen OTPs and have to reestablish one by one on the new phone
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"As long as her name is my last breath on earth"

Brother that is the best definition of love I've ever read
I’m dating for long-term/forever commitment.

And I phrase it that way b/c growth & evolving is understanding that “forever” looks different for some women.

For some, it involves marriage.
For others, it’s love w/o marriage.

I welcome either scenario…as long as her name is my last breath on earth.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
That's the entire point of his shock and awe tactics oversaturated the news cycle with so much cruft that we become number to it. Like who is surprised this happened?
So, this happened😱 no one is talking about it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My daughter mentioned to me that she has recurring nightmares about active shooter drills becoming real.

She mentioned it must be like the nuclear duck and cover drills we did in the 80s. I explained the difference is we didn't have nuclear bombs dropping every other day so it wasnt real to us.
i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.
Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That, as my people would say, was a word.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thank you joy because we all see this buffoon for what he is. He wasn't even a good sports analyst. He was just loud wrong and obnoxious. And that is exactly why he's getting paid to be a racist mouthpiece that they get to say "well it was a Black guy who said it"
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They just want to go back to simpler times where people who didn't fit in with their standards were locked up in passed cells and given shock therapy
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Finally fired up Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Wolverine is my favorite character so far. He literally will jump on a guy slice him up with his claws and throw him across the screen. Paired with Captain America as my favorite team. It reminds me of X-Men Arcade and Captain America and the Avengers.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Got a rejection letter that was so generic, they addressed it to someone else. Funniest thing. I hadn't actually applied for a specific job. Had just been talking with one of their officers. I think the random letter from some recruiter I never interacted with was more insulting than being ghosted.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Michael Jordan was an amazing player. But LeBron is the GOAT. This coming from a Bulls fan. That this is a contentious statement shows that people listen to emotions rather than facts.
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.

It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm so glad we discovered as a species that brussel sprouts taste good if you broil them instead of boiling them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I still have that dream of researching an autonomous ASL interpreter. Thanks to Dr Joseph Hill who presented his research on Black ASL at Microsoft in 2019. www.josephchill.com/black-asl
Joseph C. Hill - Faculty Profile - Black ASL
DOCUMENTARY
www.josephchill.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Let's say you have a billion dollars at 30 years old. Even if you live to 100 that's over 17M per year

That means you can donate 16M every year and still have a million to sit on EVERY year. And billionaires wonder why people aren't enamored by them. They can change the world but choose not to.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Unskippable cutscenes before a tough boss battle.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just a reminder. We have three more years left of this mess.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You just died. the sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Finally got around to playing clair obscura. And dammit that prologue wasn't fair
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I always wanted a sequel to the XMen arcade game. Looks like Marvel Cosmic Invasion is just what the doctor ordered.
Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Official Gameplay Overview
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The new excuse is "my prompt is running"
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Mate in five. I didn't see it in game but I did eventually win.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This just in, the US Department of Agriculture has updated its website to state that there is no evidence that water makes plants grow and is proposing a study to begin hydrating crops with Brawndo because it has what plants crave.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM