A Green Cow
@agreencow.bsky.social
Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
Just heard the name Kylr spelt out. “Kiler”. Huh?
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Just heard the name Kylr spelt out. “Kiler”. Huh?
One competitor who dressed to the left had injected so much, that when he finally landed he was in Sarajevo, and no skier has landed there since the 1984 games.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
One competitor who dressed to the left had injected so much, that when he finally landed he was in Sarajevo, and no skier has landed there since the 1984 games.
We have Captain Cook’s Cottage in Melbourne, Australia. Except it was his parent’s house, he only visited as an adult, built when he was ~27yo. It was put here for the 100th anniversary of the founding of Melbourne, a place Cook never visited, due to it being founded 60 years after his death.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
We have Captain Cook’s Cottage in Melbourne, Australia. Except it was his parent’s house, he only visited as an adult, built when he was ~27yo. It was put here for the 100th anniversary of the founding of Melbourne, a place Cook never visited, due to it being founded 60 years after his death.
So when a friend said they were getting their brother a “battle pass” for his 10th birthday, so he can “get some new skins in his collection”, I think I was justified, in my negative comments regarding this as a gift.
I have now learned it is something to do with Fortnite, my bad, I apologise.
I have now learned it is something to do with Fortnite, my bad, I apologise.
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
So when a friend said they were getting their brother a “battle pass” for his 10th birthday, so he can “get some new skins in his collection”, I think I was justified, in my negative comments regarding this as a gift.
I have now learned it is something to do with Fortnite, my bad, I apologise.
I have now learned it is something to do with Fortnite, my bad, I apologise.
I’m old. I did not know that a “battle pass” is a gamer term. I’m not a gamer, and in my defence, the first (and subsequent) times I heard the term “battle pass” be used, it was for someone’s “spicy” content, and so that is the context I was working on. Not my thing, but that’s ok, you go for it….
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I’m old. I did not know that a “battle pass” is a gamer term. I’m not a gamer, and in my defence, the first (and subsequent) times I heard the term “battle pass” be used, it was for someone’s “spicy” content, and so that is the context I was working on. Not my thing, but that’s ok, you go for it….
Well if it was meant to be shared, it would be called a gozleus, not a gozleme.
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I’ll see myself out.
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I’ll see myself out.
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Well if it was meant to be shared, it would be called a gozleus, not a gozleme.
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I’ll see myself out.
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I’ll see myself out.
In my dream last night I was watching people feed bananas to baby elephants. But all the people were low resolution cartoons. The elephants were hi-def, so I’m glad my brain put all the processing power into that part.
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
In my dream last night I was watching people feed bananas to baby elephants. But all the people were low resolution cartoons. The elephants were hi-def, so I’m glad my brain put all the processing power into that part.
I’m guessing what I was playing on the piano was pretty boring, as it put my leg to sleep. Gave myself a falling ovation at the end of it.
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I’m guessing what I was playing on the piano was pretty boring, as it put my leg to sleep. Gave myself a falling ovation at the end of it.
Trying to get back into sleep mode for returning to work after a fortnight off, is not being helped by the moth who thinks my bedroom is a mosh pit. Enough of the head-banging, time to settle down champ.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Trying to get back into sleep mode for returning to work after a fortnight off, is not being helped by the moth who thinks my bedroom is a mosh pit. Enough of the head-banging, time to settle down champ.
A pic from tonight’s gig. It wasn’t some big dramatic stage thing, our bassist was looking for a music stand, and I was pointing out they were behind him, but he couldn’t see them.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
A pic from tonight’s gig. It wasn’t some big dramatic stage thing, our bassist was looking for a music stand, and I was pointing out they were behind him, but he couldn’t see them.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
The MCG holds 100,024 people. On Grand Final day if only 100,023 turn up, there are calls for a Royal Commission to find put who didn’t go.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The MCG holds 100,024 people. On Grand Final day if only 100,023 turn up, there are calls for a Royal Commission to find put who didn’t go.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
Got labelled a psycho bitch for asking builders to remove their truck from my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Got labelled a psycho bitch for asking builders to remove their truck from my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Best start to the day ever! Went for a walk and a 6 month old chocolate Labrador decided I was his new best friend, and proceeded slobber all over me with happiness.
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Best start to the day ever! Went for a walk and a 6 month old chocolate Labrador decided I was his new best friend, and proceeded slobber all over me with happiness.
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
Not saying I’m bored on my holidays, but I did just nibble the guts out of a twiggy stick so that I could use it as a meat straw, so I didn’t have to pick up my soft drink can.
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Not saying I’m bored on my holidays, but I did just nibble the guts out of a twiggy stick so that I could use it as a meat straw, so I didn’t have to pick up my soft drink can.
Time to look at options to end the contract and go elsewhere I think. It will probably cost more in the short term, but it would be better than their constant failures.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Time to look at options to end the contract and go elsewhere I think. It will probably cost more in the short term, but it would be better than their constant failures.
After all the BS with my home builder last week, only for them to turn around and say “Soz! You know our job better than us, lol”, I informed them today that their performance has not been professional and to step up.
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
After all the BS with my home builder last week, only for them to turn around and say “Soz! You know our job better than us, lol”, I informed them today that their performance has not been professional and to step up.
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
Did an Open Mic tonight. After my set a Grey Neck Beard came up to me:
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Did an Open Mic tonight. After my set a Grey Neck Beard came up to me:
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
… the one person there, because I walked out to the centre of the oval and over to the club building where you pay for your spot. Ended up leaving (didn’t feel safe with her there) and now in a roadside spot.
Warm night, howling wind. I would have really liked that shower in the morning. /sigh
Warm night, howling wind. I would have really liked that shower in the morning. /sigh
January 20, 2026 at 11:59 AM
… the one person there, because I walked out to the centre of the oval and over to the club building where you pay for your spot. Ended up leaving (didn’t feel safe with her there) and now in a roadside spot.
Warm night, howling wind. I would have really liked that shower in the morning. /sigh
Warm night, howling wind. I would have really liked that shower in the morning. /sigh
The day turned into a ling one:
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
January 20, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The day turned into a ling one:
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
When I was last in Swan Hill two years ago I got these noodles from a local shop. Best Char Kway Teow I had ever eaten anywhere in the world.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 AM
When I was last in Swan Hill two years ago I got these noodles from a local shop. Best Char Kway Teow I had ever eaten anywhere in the world.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Heading over to Adelaide later this week, I usually just go Western/Duke to get there. But thinking of going via Swan Hill so I can get Char Kway Teow from a noodle shop there.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Heading over to Adelaide later this week, I usually just go Western/Duke to get there. But thinking of going via Swan Hill so I can get Char Kway Teow from a noodle shop there.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Ruin a movie or TV show by adding ‘if you know what I mean’
A Country Practice, if you know what I mean
A Country Practice, if you know what I mean
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ruin a movie or TV show by adding ‘if you know what I mean’
A Country Practice, if you know what I mean
A Country Practice, if you know what I mean
The way this feed read out I found far too funny. That Ley would politicise the death of worms.
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The way this feed read out I found far too funny. That Ley would politicise the death of worms.
That’s how it looks when you take a slice of pie, then try to arrange the rest of the pie to try and make it look like a slice hasn’t been taken, and many “adjustments” later think no one will notice how much of the pie is missing, even though there are crumbs down the front of your shirt.
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That’s how it looks when you take a slice of pie, then try to arrange the rest of the pie to try and make it look like a slice hasn’t been taken, and many “adjustments” later think no one will notice how much of the pie is missing, even though there are crumbs down the front of your shirt.