A Green Cow
@agreencow.bsky.social
Narrm based, local nothing, who dips hand at a few things, and shares infrequently. As Ringo says, Peace and Love.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
She/Her, and I’m all good with they/them being used too. Just never “guys” I switch off at that one.
Just heard the name Kylr spelt out. “Kiler”. Huh?
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Just heard the name Kylr spelt out. “Kiler”. Huh?
I’m old. I did not know that a “battle pass” is a gamer term. I’m not a gamer, and in my defence, the first (and subsequent) times I heard the term “battle pass” be used, it was for someone’s “spicy” content, and so that is the context I was working on. Not my thing, but that’s ok, you go for it….
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I’m old. I did not know that a “battle pass” is a gamer term. I’m not a gamer, and in my defence, the first (and subsequent) times I heard the term “battle pass” be used, it was for someone’s “spicy” content, and so that is the context I was working on. Not my thing, but that’s ok, you go for it….
In my dream last night I was watching people feed bananas to baby elephants. But all the people were low resolution cartoons. The elephants were hi-def, so I’m glad my brain put all the processing power into that part.
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
In my dream last night I was watching people feed bananas to baby elephants. But all the people were low resolution cartoons. The elephants were hi-def, so I’m glad my brain put all the processing power into that part.
I’m guessing what I was playing on the piano was pretty boring, as it put my leg to sleep. Gave myself a falling ovation at the end of it.
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I’m guessing what I was playing on the piano was pretty boring, as it put my leg to sleep. Gave myself a falling ovation at the end of it.
Trying to get back into sleep mode for returning to work after a fortnight off, is not being helped by the moth who thinks my bedroom is a mosh pit. Enough of the head-banging, time to settle down champ.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Trying to get back into sleep mode for returning to work after a fortnight off, is not being helped by the moth who thinks my bedroom is a mosh pit. Enough of the head-banging, time to settle down champ.
A pic from tonight’s gig. It wasn’t some big dramatic stage thing, our bassist was looking for a music stand, and I was pointing out they were behind him, but he couldn’t see them.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
A pic from tonight’s gig. It wasn’t some big dramatic stage thing, our bassist was looking for a music stand, and I was pointing out they were behind him, but he couldn’t see them.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
Musically it was a great night. The audience were blown away and couldn’t believe it was our first gig.
The MCG holds 100,024 people. On Grand Final day if only 100,023 turn up, there are calls for a Royal Commission to find put who didn’t go.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The MCG holds 100,024 people. On Grand Final day if only 100,023 turn up, there are calls for a Royal Commission to find put who didn’t go.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
I think we need to do likewise for the one person who has booked to see the Melania Trump doco in Australia.
Got labelled a psycho bitch for asking builders to remove their truck from my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Got labelled a psycho bitch for asking builders to remove their truck from my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Anyway, it’s been reported to council for illegal parking, and a tow truck arranged to have it removed. I’ve also locked the fence.
Not psycho, I asked nicely, and they refused, so I managed my land.
Best start to the day ever! Went for a walk and a 6 month old chocolate Labrador decided I was his new best friend, and proceeded slobber all over me with happiness.
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Best start to the day ever! Went for a walk and a 6 month old chocolate Labrador decided I was his new best friend, and proceeded slobber all over me with happiness.
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
His human kept apologising, but I thought it was great. So soft, so cuddly. I wanted to keep him!
Not saying I’m bored on my holidays, but I did just nibble the guts out of a twiggy stick so that I could use it as a meat straw, so I didn’t have to pick up my soft drink can.
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Not saying I’m bored on my holidays, but I did just nibble the guts out of a twiggy stick so that I could use it as a meat straw, so I didn’t have to pick up my soft drink can.
After all the BS with my home builder last week, only for them to turn around and say “Soz! You know our job better than us, lol”, I informed them today that their performance has not been professional and to step up.
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
After all the BS with my home builder last week, only for them to turn around and say “Soz! You know our job better than us, lol”, I informed them today that their performance has not been professional and to step up.
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
The reply: “We have moved on and will ignore that.”
Did an Open Mic tonight. After my set a Grey Neck Beard came up to me:
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Did an Open Mic tonight. After my set a Grey Neck Beard came up to me:
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
GNB: You got the words wrong in that last song.
Me: No I didn’t.
GNB: It’s not how the original goes.
Me: Yes it is, I wrote it.
GNB: Oh I thought it was a cover.
Me: I don’t do covers.
GNB: Well it was wrong.
Me: GFY idiot.
The day turned into a ling one:
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
January 20, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The day turned into a ling one:
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
Car battery died. Got it going, ran it for a few hours, wouldn’t start. Thankfully could get a chunkier replacement fitted.
Had great noodles.
Set up in a footy club camp ground for the night. One other van there, opposite side. Accused of stalking and threatening…
When I was last in Swan Hill two years ago I got these noodles from a local shop. Best Char Kway Teow I had ever eaten anywhere in the world.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 AM
When I was last in Swan Hill two years ago I got these noodles from a local shop. Best Char Kway Teow I had ever eaten anywhere in the world.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Detoured a couple of hundred kilometres off my destination today to get them again. So worth it.
Heading over to Adelaide later this week, I usually just go Western/Duke to get there. But thinking of going via Swan Hill so I can get Char Kway Teow from a noodle shop there.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Heading over to Adelaide later this week, I usually just go Western/Duke to get there. But thinking of going via Swan Hill so I can get Char Kway Teow from a noodle shop there.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Got them tao years ago, best version I ever had, and I constantly think about them, so yeah, detour confirmed I think.
Last night’s dream: I was working in a warehouse with someone named Craig, trying to secure 60 day terms for garden furniture, to stop the business from going under.
This dream is nothing at all like my reality, so it was really messed up.
This dream is nothing at all like my reality, so it was really messed up.
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Last night’s dream: I was working in a warehouse with someone named Craig, trying to secure 60 day terms for garden furniture, to stop the business from going under.
This dream is nothing at all like my reality, so it was really messed up.
This dream is nothing at all like my reality, so it was really messed up.
Drop something watery if you feel like it
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Drop something watery if you feel like it
Last night me: “Don’t forget this bottle of soda water I’ve put in the freezer.
Current me: “Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit I hope it hasn’t burst.”
Morgan Freeman voice over: “She was lucky this time, but won’t be next time, and there will be a next time, and a time after that.”
Current me: “Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit I hope it hasn’t burst.”
Morgan Freeman voice over: “She was lucky this time, but won’t be next time, and there will be a next time, and a time after that.”
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Last night me: “Don’t forget this bottle of soda water I’ve put in the freezer.
Current me: “Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit I hope it hasn’t burst.”
Morgan Freeman voice over: “She was lucky this time, but won’t be next time, and there will be a next time, and a time after that.”
Current me: “Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit I hope it hasn’t burst.”
Morgan Freeman voice over: “She was lucky this time, but won’t be next time, and there will be a next time, and a time after that.”
Oh yeah! First day of my holidays and I managed to sleep in until 0620. Nice.
Given I usually have to wake up between 0100 and 0400 for work, I’ll take that.
Given I usually have to wake up between 0100 and 0400 for work, I’ll take that.
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oh yeah! First day of my holidays and I managed to sleep in until 0620. Nice.
Given I usually have to wake up between 0100 and 0400 for work, I’ll take that.
Given I usually have to wake up between 0100 and 0400 for work, I’ll take that.
Holiday mode engaged. Stood in front of my manager and switched off my work phone, told her I’ll turn it back on in two weeks.
“But what if we need to contact you?”
“You can do it in a fortnight.”
If the place is swallowed up in a blackhole while I’m gone, I’ll find out when I get back.
“But what if we need to contact you?”
“You can do it in a fortnight.”
If the place is swallowed up in a blackhole while I’m gone, I’ll find out when I get back.
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Holiday mode engaged. Stood in front of my manager and switched off my work phone, told her I’ll turn it back on in two weeks.
“But what if we need to contact you?”
“You can do it in a fortnight.”
If the place is swallowed up in a blackhole while I’m gone, I’ll find out when I get back.
“But what if we need to contact you?”
“You can do it in a fortnight.”
If the place is swallowed up in a blackhole while I’m gone, I’ll find out when I get back.
Got an alert on my phone “Small uncontrolled bushfire in your watch area, 28 vehicles attending.”
This is Australia.
This is Australia.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Got an alert on my phone “Small uncontrolled bushfire in your watch area, 28 vehicles attending.”
This is Australia.
This is Australia.
Band rehearsal last night, one member was a scratching due to illness, so we had a productive writing session. Our drummer had a song he wanted to work on (yes I know the famous last words), it was unfinished but a very good fit for us, so we worked on it. The chorus had no chords, which lead to:
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Band rehearsal last night, one member was a scratching due to illness, so we had a productive writing session. Our drummer had a song he wanted to work on (yes I know the famous last words), it was unfinished but a very good fit for us, so we worked on it. The chorus had no chords, which lead to:
Just keep playing. The show must go on. Happened at the start of the second verse, still had a long way to go in the song before I could fix the strap.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just keep playing. The show must go on. Happened at the start of the second verse, still had a long way to go in the song before I could fix the strap.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Received all the documents to finally start building my house. On the one piece of paperwork required to start the earthworks, the street number is incorrect.
The department to get it corrected is still on holidays for another week.
The department to get it corrected is still on holidays for another week.
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Received all the documents to finally start building my house. On the one piece of paperwork required to start the earthworks, the street number is incorrect.
The department to get it corrected is still on holidays for another week.
The department to get it corrected is still on holidays for another week.