Love the fall experience. Could do without the extreme buffeting on the freeway. Don't need the part where I get very anxious in my car for a long time on account of winds. No more of that please

Shout out to the optometrist for putting 3 different kinds of drops in my eyes and sending me to the dream-in-a-movie dimension for the next 5 or so hours

My mom's ac sounds like an actual printer

Imagine if the superman movie chose to stay og comic accurate and keep crypto as clark's. But he was still looking after his cousin's pet. And luthor had to subdue and kidnap a super HORSE

I'm getting emails that this company is SO sorry for the delay of my order don't worry it's out for delivery now :) PLEASE don't actually do that while we're snowed in and EVERYTHING is closed for weather I don't want to responsible for that happening to an innocent mailman

Since that german guy stole the prefix hypno it makes it both way cooler to say you're taking hypnotics and also super confusing. So we are all reduced to saying "sleep drugs" instead. Life is full of highs and lows