Agponus Mupley
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Agponus Mupley
@agponusmupley.bsky.social
Writer, when thyme allows. Name may not be entirely real. All opinions expressed are somebody else's. Possibly yours.
Boy am I glad to live in a totally normal world where this sort of weird shit doesn't happen
June 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How many times do I have to tell you all?! The collection of dead flies on each of your windowsills has nothing to do with me. My DNA is there for completely unrelated, entirely legitimate reasons.
June 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's foxy feelin' season again, everyone's third-favourite season (Hubbard et al 2017). How do YOU plan to foxify your life this season?
June 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to state once again that, despite supposedly "compelling" video evidence to the contrary, I have nothing against the lesser spotted woodpecker. Per se.
June 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The real takeaway from that RFK confirmation hearing is how every sentence he utters sounds like it's his last. Imagine having to live or even work with that guy - the stress!
January 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh look, a new place to ruin!
November 26, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Finally, some good news...
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM