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Agent Scully
@agentscully.bsky.social
Your resident coffee-loving goth geek cat dad. Soundtrack maker, guitarist, Veterinary Client Service Coordinator, and Warlock. He/him 🏳️‍🌈
Partner👬: @pinnless.bsky.social
PFP by: @malibudarby87.bsky.social
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Thought this would be appropriate for my first video here. Don't mind the IG thing. I didn't have the original recording, so I had to get from there.
When the party organically actually follows my notes, you have a good laugh. This is what my notes said....
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
@fridaytea.com It arrived! Also the two extra little teas...you know me so well! I'm so excited for a cup tonight. Also can't wait to get my tea dice!
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
And to end my busy Sunday with a respectable bowl of Ramen...🍜
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
There quite nothing like spending $250 on groceries and then your buys himself lunch and doesn't even ask if you want anything this is after I also spent 40+ dollars getting them takeout for dinner last night. Please explain how this makes any fucking sense.
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January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I need my meds to kick in toot sweet. Because the crying out of nowhere talking about an action figure with a friend can not happen. Guess we'll reset the counter. That was a good run something like 6 months since my eyes have been damp.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Wizard is when you get magic powers from either a magic book you found in your attic or a really cool stick you found in the woods, sorcerer is when you get magic powers after being bitten by a magic user, warlock is when you get magic powers from an unprotected hookup with a demon, devil, or fae.
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have a free night anyone need a game DMed today/tonight?
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December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Josh of Mythical Kitchen for an absolutely wonderful talk, and a mind-blowingly delicious Last Meal:

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Critical Role's Matthew Mercer Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
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December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These went to my work's holiday thing today. And now he is a legend at the clinic.

They keep me on just to get a main line to the cookies. Love you, babe ty 💜🍪
Made well over 200 hundred cookies in the last two days
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Days like today I wish I still drank...
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December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today like a lot of days is tough. When a pet parent runs in carrying their loved one the world slows to a crawl almost a standstill. Another has traveled across the rainbow bridge. Hug your fur babies extra tonight.
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December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
saw a TikTok that said "The last tattoo you got is the only thing you can take into battle with you"
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Here's a list of things I'm tired of:

Not having my own space that's not work-related.

Trying so hard to get my needs met and just hitting walls or dealing with uninteresting troglodytes on the apps.

Working so hard and not really having anything...
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December 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ahh, that feeling of working almost 100 hours in 2 weeks and only having maybe if you're lucky less than a grand to your name.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So too harsh or not enough?
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hate looking at other happy couples. It does the exact opposite of the feeling it should. My meds deter me from showing or feeling "sadness" but the initial hit to the system ripples across me so I know it does affect me.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm channeling my frustration into a '90s mom cleaning montage.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey hon, you look frustrated....
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The one day of the week I get to be a player......
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December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Watching Eps 1 of The M9....here we go!
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December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm so tired I got 4 hrs of sleep last night. I feel like I'm floating through the day like a Spike Lee movie.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
T minus 1 hour until we're back at the Thorne Institute. Welcome back, students!
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December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'd rather have my nails pulled out than hear people chew....
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
JFC Universe can you make up your mind? What was the lesson? Like I don't speak in fucking metaphor. After eating emotional shit last night verbally at least. You decide to gently nudge quite probably my perfect man in my sphere. You truly are a DM aren't you?
The conversation ended like so...🤯
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December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This feels right for today...
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM