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Agent Scully
@agentscully.bsky.social
Your resident coffee-loving goth geek cat dad. Soundtrack maker, guitarist, Veterinary Client Service Coordinator, and Warlock. He/him 🏳️‍🌈
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Thought this would be appropriate for my first video here. Don't mind the IG thing. I didn't have the original recording, so I had to get from there.
Hey all I need a super cool artist who is taking commissions atm. For some character art. New PC in a current campaign. Needed a new direction and this one sits right for me. There are a lot Dad and a little Daddy. He's disarming and disarming. So warm but deadly? #dungeonsanddragons #art
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November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ahhh drama my old friend let me tell you of my fantastic coping skills that will not sway me from continuing with others. This is also not a reflection on me but on that in itself. As a DM I will inevitably be the bad guy in someone else's story and apparently, today is that day. #dungeonmasterlife
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November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Please do know I don't need some gatekeeper to tell me how to run my games. I've got 30+ years of Dming under my belt believe me the only reason I can be so free from is my extensive knowledge of the game. Now I don’t need to justify anything to you but I will hold steady on this hill.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When I tell you I am quite literally GMing a dream table right now. I gave them fake homework from an NPC professor at the school, and they gave me back college-level homework responses in Docs and shit. Fuck lol...what have I got myself into... #GM #Storyteller #Dungeonanddragons
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November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My new campaign has utterly beguiled me. Also, there is at present an open seat aquire within.....

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November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sam and I say "Hi" 👋💀
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ugh, the men here are such a snoozefest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a homebody, but 99.9% of the dudes around me have the personality of boiled unseasoned chicken. I love being in an open relationship, but damn didn’t think I’d have to work this hard. I just want stability, support, and some options. 😉
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November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
From the grave he has risen again.
My tattoo artist said it looks like a Pokémon and I'm okay with this. His Sam...Sam Hain...because everyone needs a Sam.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Erasing the temporary cute grim reaper tattoo on my hand only to get the real thing in its place tomorrow is the most Necromancer thing I think I could do.
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
For those who dig TV On The Radio, I suggest this album.
spotify.link/dB4sa94MVXb
Hog
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November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well isn't this a disappointing Halloween but I'm not surprised in the least. Whatever I'm going to get a tattoo tomorrow I guess that'll make up for the shit Halloween.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When one of the two people in your life you care about with your whole heart tells you they love and appreciate you. It's so uplifting and just the thing I needed today.
Love you buddy! 💜
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October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Made my house tiger a bed to sleep next to me while I prep tonight's game.
#catdad #acatslife
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I guess I'll stop enjoying my day and go work on session.
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I love the new Borderlands game but holy fuck the new patch fucked this game's sorting and storage system real good. Wtf @borderlands.2k.com it's almost unplayable now. So glad I paid hard-earned money for a half-cooked game.
#borderlands4 #borderlandsbug #wtf
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October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Queer BlueSky: How old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Came out when I was 18 and I'm now 41.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I was there for this and he's not wrong.
It's not NA unless it's from the NA region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling hop water.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
How I feel like I do the same shit with my players...great minds lol 😆
Guess they gotta ask their moms 🤷

#CloudwardHo
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Well, that was a waste of a fucking an entire afternoon rushing to write an entire one-shot for both the people who were supposed to show up to cancel quite literally at the last minute.....Today has sucked 100%
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October 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm running a campaign about a school that trains heroes. It's very X-Men, The Magicians, My Hero Academia, see any teen melodrama.

"The Thorne Institute for the Esoteric Arts."

My question is if I were to be a professor there what would I teach?

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October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New tattoo reveal! He's only here for a short time.
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Going to a wedding today reconfirmed how absolutely shit my current relationship is. I wish the other boy would just ask me already.
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October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When you're always in the background you never have to worry about main character syndrome.
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October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's noon. I haven't had anything to eat beyond medication, I'm at my bestie's sister's wedding way too early and to top it off I've only had one cup of coffee. This day is not starting well.
Good news the event is very close to my house and I can cast Uber at 2nd lvl to dip whenever.
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October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM