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Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)
@agathaslocket.bsky.social
she/her|🍳|old|canadian-american af|rebel|photolady|unicorn|gemologist|enfp|stepmom|hufflepuff|♍️♎️♎️|earper|dad jokes|tarot reader|nuggeting w/@greenwitchjosey.bsky.social 💚
Help me and Josey beat the homophobic, transphobic, MAGA morons in this round of America’s Favorite Couple. Let’s show them that’s not what America is truly about.
Vote for us for America’s Fav Couple! We are one of the few queer couples in the competition compared to then dozens and dozens of straight couples, so it would be extra cool to crush the heteronormativity!!! americasfavcouple.org/2025/josey-j...
Vote for Josey & Jackie as America's Favorite Couple!
One couple will appear in an advertorial in Variety and take home $20,000.
americasfavcouple.org
July 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My beloved @agathaslocket.bsky.social got me these because they’re Aubrey & Rio coded 😭💚
April 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Welp we did it we met Kathryn Hahn today and my wife finally got her moment so thanks universe, good looking out!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Met some actual legends at #TheStudio premiere 👏🏼
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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i need this side profile tattooed on me
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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From #AgathaAllAlong at #Paleyfest to getting to go to #TheStudio premiere, it’s been a win for us 💜💚 @agathaslocket.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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My lil plastic Aubrey Plaza army 💪🏼
March 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Me? Love Kathryn Hahn? Why would you say that? (It’s the little things that bring me joy…)
March 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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If empathy is a sin, I am a proud sinner. You guys should sin on a regular basis as well. Let’s all be sinful empathetics!
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
RIP grandma, you never made it to Oregon
Parks and Recreation rewatch inspired me to finally get a tattoo for the show & April Ludgate ✨
December 13, 2024 at 5:46 PM
My favorite part of having Agatha’s Locket tattooed is when either Agatha or cool tattoos come up in conversation I get to whip this bad boy out…
December 8, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Daddy Hahn please I’m begging
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
If you text with haptics on we cannot be friends. I’m sorry but I cannot handle that fucking sound over and over and over and if you can you’re a sociopath.
November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
If I made little clay gingerbread penis ornaments like the cookie Carla makes in Bad Moms, would people buy them? Lmfao. I’m being serious tho.
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 AM
That face card should be illegal in 195 countries
She’s here 💜
November 25, 2024 at 7:04 PM
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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I mean
November 25, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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Agatha Harkness you have my heart! I want more scenes where Agatha has her power ! It’s so aesthetic to see her work her magic with her hands
November 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Our purple tree with our little Agatha & Rio section 💜💚🌱
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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You ever wish you were a tree?
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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Aubrey Plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
November 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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The first of my Fall of the House of Usher tattoos… for Lenore ✨ thank you always for your incredible work and inspiring me @mikeflanaganfilm.com more Usher related ink to come 🪄
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM