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Andrew
@agarret83.bsky.social
Saints and Mets fan; Northeastern Alum; probably playing Xenoblade or Fortnite
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Fine I will

Here’s what I like:

- Video games (Xenoblade, Pokemon, Fallout, Fortnite, Mario) - NASCAR (23XI and Penske)
- Baseball (Mets)
- Football (Saints)
- My partner (Taylor)
- Cats (we have a Tortico named Rizzo)
- Hard Cider
- Pop music (fav acts are CHVRCHES, Magdalena Bay and Wolf Alice)
I will be taking my baseball rooting talents to the Hartford Yard Goats this year
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart fuck the Dodgers
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bullshit how do you get an offside penalty without jumping offsides
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The SEC bias in college football is unbelievable. In no universe should a 3 loss Alabama team be in the conversation while 2 loss big 12 teams aren’t
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Learned some really awful rules about college football tonight. Why are you able to enforce a penalty on the other team’s overtime possession? Dumb
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Michael I absolutely want you to keep posting about it but I also want you to know that everything I’ve learned about Nuzzi has been against my will
this is the most consequential journalism scandal since Stephen Glass and this is a website with a lot of journalists on it! I am absolutely going to continue posting about it, sorry. Feel free to block or unfollow me if this bothers you!
Everyone pls stop posting about her
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m switching over to Apple Music for 2026 but for anyone interested what I listened to this year on #SpotifyWrapped:
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How come Sabrina Carpenter can condemn the Trump administration immediately but Taylor Swift can’t? What’s up there?
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hello I am Pitchfork, a “serious music publication”

Here is my “100 best songs of 2025” list, which includes Morgan Wallen and Addison Rae (in the top god damn 5) and does not include Magdalena Bay and Wolf Alice

Please continue to take me seriously
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Appreciate the ethical tanking today, Saints. At least you made it fun and didn’t get blown out
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey Saints when I said you need a new kicker that didn’t mean give the 36 year old washed up sex pest a tryout?

You have another guy on your practice squad. I meant him!
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not being able to find pizza you enjoy in 2025 is a skill issue
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Jumpscare seeing something local randomly on my bluesky timeline
heard it be going down in that spot
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Side note, if you based your entire opinion on the Philadelphia Eagles on just how their fans act, you’d would think they’re eternally stuck in mediocrity, not the defending Super Bowl champions off to an 8-2 start in their title defense
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Effectively game ending pass interference in favor of the eagles, I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Bucs just kneeled to end the game when they were down? Loser behavior IMO
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“It was a reference to a Johnny Cash song lyric” cool reference, still a death threat
i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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stay tuned
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Genuinely fuck you NASCAR for making me feel bad for Denny fucking Hamlin of all people
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I genuinely think I’m out of this sport for good after this. It’s too late to undo this nonsense

Fuck Kyle Larson forever and Abolish Hendrick Motorsports
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If “William Byron” doesn’t bump Blaney out of the way last week Blaney wins another championship because Blaney actually won the race today. Your sucky format doesn’t even accomplish what it’s supposed to @NASCAR
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Kyle Larson hasn’t won a fucking race since May I don’t want to hear anyone say he deserves this
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Well time to unfollow the nascar Instagram account again
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM