Ash Jay T 🔮🌌🌟💞
@aflorenjay.bsky.social
writer, journalist, editor | professional thought haver | 🇺🇦🌻
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Sooo, hello bluesky. My name is Ash. I'm a writer, an editor, and a journalist. Pronouns they/them. I work as the arts and entertainment for my college's news outlet. That's just about me in a nutshell. Nice to meet y'all.
We're learning French spelling in class today except the letter h is pronounced exactly like my name so every time someone says it i look up
June 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We're learning French spelling in class today except the letter h is pronounced exactly like my name so every time someone says it i look up
[During a mock english/french interview w interpreter]
Classmate: How long have you lived in this town?
Mock interviewee, another interpreter presumably close to our age (20s): 42 years
Classmate: How long have you lived in this town?
Mock interviewee, another interpreter presumably close to our age (20s): 42 years
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[During a mock english/french interview w interpreter]
Classmate: How long have you lived in this town?
Mock interviewee, another interpreter presumably close to our age (20s): 42 years
Classmate: How long have you lived in this town?
Mock interviewee, another interpreter presumably close to our age (20s): 42 years
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Can’t wait to read stories with Taco Bell references in a bunch of journals after we all get rejected by @tacobellquarterly.org
April 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can’t wait to read stories with Taco Bell references in a bunch of journals after we all get rejected by @tacobellquarterly.org
It's really funny how french is a dead language in both star trek and futurama
April 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's really funny how french is a dead language in both star trek and futurama
Wizard101 is like a dnd campaign in that there's cool world building but there's also so many bits that are strung together with random media references that sometimes barely make sense
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wizard101 is like a dnd campaign in that there's cool world building but there's also so many bits that are strung together with random media references that sometimes barely make sense
One of the funniest things metawise about the exandria campaign I'm in is that one player recently introduced a new character whose name is somewhat confusing to spell. I'm the only one who seems to know how to spell it, but the accent I'm using in game makes it really hard to pronounce the name 💀
March 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One of the funniest things metawise about the exandria campaign I'm in is that one player recently introduced a new character whose name is somewhat confusing to spell. I'm the only one who seems to know how to spell it, but the accent I'm using in game makes it really hard to pronounce the name 💀
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The tragedy of Qin Zheng is that his features are too harsh to qualify him for being a twink yet he's not tall or buff enough to be a hunk and he thinks this is the reason his wife hates him instead of his rancid personality
February 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The tragedy of Qin Zheng is that his features are too harsh to qualify him for being a twink yet he's not tall or buff enough to be a hunk and he thinks this is the reason his wife hates him instead of his rancid personality
Man every old english monarch named their daughters mary and elizabeth
February 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Man every old english monarch named their daughters mary and elizabeth
One time i saw a piece of fanart of caesar from jojos bizarre adventure but somehow he looked like bender from futurama...... I felt like I was in drugs trying to explain it
February 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One time i saw a piece of fanart of caesar from jojos bizarre adventure but somehow he looked like bender from futurama...... I felt like I was in drugs trying to explain it
Was all the way across campus for three hours working on writing, I return to my apartment and I IMMEDIATELY crave garlic bread
February 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Was all the way across campus for three hours working on writing, I return to my apartment and I IMMEDIATELY crave garlic bread
In this session the spellcasting twink cast a homebrew version of longstrider on me, which basically doubled my speed. Later, we had to quickly run across town to the woods so I, ever the practical guy, told the druid "get on my back, I'll carry you." The druid's player describes his character
My current dnd party in exandria consists of me playing a beefy martial guy, and the other guy playing a spellcasting twink. Next session we are meeting up with the other two players, who are playing... a beefy martial guy and a spellcasting twink
February 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
In this session the spellcasting twink cast a homebrew version of longstrider on me, which basically doubled my speed. Later, we had to quickly run across town to the woods so I, ever the practical guy, told the druid "get on my back, I'll carry you." The druid's player describes his character
My current dnd party in exandria consists of me playing a beefy martial guy, and the other guy playing a spellcasting twink. Next session we are meeting up with the other two players, who are playing... a beefy martial guy and a spellcasting twink
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My current dnd party in exandria consists of me playing a beefy martial guy, and the other guy playing a spellcasting twink. Next session we are meeting up with the other two players, who are playing... a beefy martial guy and a spellcasting twink
In queer literature rn and the class across the hall is blasting good luck babe
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In queer literature rn and the class across the hall is blasting good luck babe
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I wouldn't be nearly so adamant about the pegging amendment if it weren't for who it happens to
February 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I wouldn't be nearly so adamant about the pegging amendment if it weren't for who it happens to
First session w a new DM in Wildemount in Exandria. I'm the only other player who's watched critical role
Child npc: yeah this creepy old guy comes to town and takes all the children who can cast magic
My character: huh. Weird and creepy
Me, who Knows(tm): OH NO.
Child npc: yeah this creepy old guy comes to town and takes all the children who can cast magic
My character: huh. Weird and creepy
Me, who Knows(tm): OH NO.
February 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
First session w a new DM in Wildemount in Exandria. I'm the only other player who's watched critical role
Child npc: yeah this creepy old guy comes to town and takes all the children who can cast magic
My character: huh. Weird and creepy
Me, who Knows(tm): OH NO.
Child npc: yeah this creepy old guy comes to town and takes all the children who can cast magic
My character: huh. Weird and creepy
Me, who Knows(tm): OH NO.
Watching an Edna mode compilation on YouTube rn... someone tell me why bro edited the PILLAR MAN THEME into one of the scenes 😭
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Watching an Edna mode compilation on YouTube rn... someone tell me why bro edited the PILLAR MAN THEME into one of the scenes 😭
Yesterday I successfully convinced our dnd party's new wizard to take flaming sphere over fireball
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yesterday I successfully convinced our dnd party's new wizard to take flaming sphere over fireball
Why does gmail have a blue checkmark verification system and why does only reddit seem to have it
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why does gmail have a blue checkmark verification system and why does only reddit seem to have it
one of the reasons I like charli xcx is that she dresses kind of like a jojos stand user
January 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
one of the reasons I like charli xcx is that she dresses kind of like a jojos stand user
Why does yearning make me feel so bad
January 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why does yearning make me feel so bad
Wrote up a storm this past month and a half and wrote nearly 30 short stories. Unfortunately i can't use any of the best ones for my upcoming workshop class because they're all trauma-related
January 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wrote up a storm this past month and a half and wrote nearly 30 short stories. Unfortunately i can't use any of the best ones for my upcoming workshop class because they're all trauma-related
Why is pepto bismol only available as either a chalky chewable pill or a chalky choking hazard pill
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is pepto bismol only available as either a chalky chewable pill or a chalky choking hazard pill
Rented mad max fury road on prime three weeks ago only for it to show up on netflix today..
December 30, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Rented mad max fury road on prime three weeks ago only for it to show up on netflix today..
December 25, 2024 at 5:02 AM
It's epic the musical guys
December 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
It's epic the musical guys