Dude why does the algorithm keep showing me covered bridges

I physically cannot stop myself from eating so many conversation hearts that I hurt myself. Serving sizes are a myth and my body is a temple serving only one god — sugar 🍬

If I had a nickel for every time that a toilet seat has randomly broken on me in the past year or so, I'd have two nickels (and a few ass splinters).....that's weird though, right??

#humansofbsky #art #funny #nsfw

Frank is the clingiest of velcro dogs but I can't say that I mind too much 🥰
#dogs #petlover

Tf is a bluesky