aechadwick.bsky.social
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“WHY ISN’T ANYONE COMING TO MOVIES?”

“We need reasonable ticket prices without shitty upcharges, someone to dissuade talking and cell-phones, concessions that aren't marked up a Million%, and maybe treat us like guests instead of shoving us like pigs down a slaughter chute…”

“SO—POPCORN BUCKETS?!”
April 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the boy needs to learn.
February 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
coding, everytime:

[find error]

“huh why isn’t that working now…”

[find solution]

“wait… how did that ever work… at all?”

Every. Time.
February 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
February 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
after the nazis fled Paris, loyalists shaved the heads of collaborators.
February 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
walk without rhythm

and you will not attract the worm.
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How to find Nazis:

1. Post “DEI”

2. Wait for comments by [white] people claiming DEI has personally hurt them and harmed businesses and blah blah lies lies blah

3. You found the Nazis.
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i read posts & comments by republicans and holy shit they seriously have no idea how anything works, no understanding of what is happening at all, their comprehension of civics is below elementary school, their entire world view seems to be "i'm pretty sure i'm right about this"

it's painful.
February 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
concrete is always harder to work with than i expect/remember, every time.

any republican that uses phrases like “unskilled labor”…? i defy them to spend a day working in a kitchen or on a construction site.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i wish this timeline had Evil Geniuses instead of Evil Imbecile Assholes.
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
is there any way to see the actual BALLET of “Rodeo”?

I can't even find a complete video of it, let alone a live performance anywhere ever.

Orchestras do Copland’s score all the time, as if they’re not doing HALF a piece of art… might as well display a piece of the Mona Lisa…
February 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How to find Nazis:
—Post “Fuck the Nazis”
—Watch for comments like “that’s rude,” or “you shouldn’t call people you disagree with Nazis”
—You found them.
February 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
current mood: “—but Sire, we can’t leave this spice…”
February 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
January 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i grew up fearing Nazis from Indiana Jones.

turns out Nazis were more accurately presented by Mel Brooks.
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hey remember when the Supreme Court under Roberts decided in 2010 that billionaires buying elections is protected free speech and now we’re a christofascist oligarchy?

wild!
January 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
god bless all these idiots that think even one republican is going to learn a single lesson from the current Find Out stage of the Fuck Around.
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
can an insane, power-mad, lying DEMOCRAT please run for president?

it'd be so much cooler if tech leaders were falling all over themselves to enshrine environmental protection regulations, or corporations were bribing senators to pass a minimum guaranteed income…
January 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
because the boy needs to learn.
January 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
vivek really thought they were going to let him into the club?

that's cute.
January 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM