Allen
@advancedflea.bsky.social
Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.
Place your bets...Will this be a clean Game? (No frames left open)
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Place your bets...Will this be a clean Game? (No frames left open)
Mother fucking string pins pinsetters
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mother fucking string pins pinsetters
Sitting at Dublin airport i have created a network called "Free Wifi" to see who is stupid enough to try to connect to it
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sitting at Dublin airport i have created a network called "Free Wifi" to see who is stupid enough to try to connect to it
Took a nap at lunch time. Had to do so in the car today so I had to just idle the engine for warmth.
At least this rental car, being a hybrid, has a "charge battery from engine" option so me needing to not die of hypothermia can also help take me places later on ❤️
At least this rental car, being a hybrid, has a "charge battery from engine" option so me needing to not die of hypothermia can also help take me places later on ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Took a nap at lunch time. Had to do so in the car today so I had to just idle the engine for warmth.
At least this rental car, being a hybrid, has a "charge battery from engine" option so me needing to not die of hypothermia can also help take me places later on ❤️
At least this rental car, being a hybrid, has a "charge battery from engine" option so me needing to not die of hypothermia can also help take me places later on ❤️
Manager thinks I'm smartly dressed and actively floor walking because she is getting good feedback about me from all the users at this office (apparently).
Nope. I'm sitting near the kitchen in jeans, trainers and a hoodie, giving all the users as much shit as humanly possible
Nope. I'm sitting near the kitchen in jeans, trainers and a hoodie, giving all the users as much shit as humanly possible
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Manager thinks I'm smartly dressed and actively floor walking because she is getting good feedback about me from all the users at this office (apparently).
Nope. I'm sitting near the kitchen in jeans, trainers and a hoodie, giving all the users as much shit as humanly possible
Nope. I'm sitting near the kitchen in jeans, trainers and a hoodie, giving all the users as much shit as humanly possible
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"
Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.
I just got a random text message from a number I don't know saying "You're a cunt" Which....Yeah. True.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just got a random text message from a number I don't know saying "You're a cunt" Which....Yeah. True.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"
Fuck it. I'm going bowling.
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fuck it. I'm going bowling.
I'm noticing a lot of people are deleting their absolutly horrible posts following the death of Charlie Kirk. Why is that? is it possibly because they realise that gloating about someone being assasinated is a really bad look?
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm noticing a lot of people are deleting their absolutly horrible posts following the death of Charlie Kirk. Why is that? is it possibly because they realise that gloating about someone being assasinated is a really bad look?
Holy shit. Charlie Kirk has died?
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit. Charlie Kirk has died?
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a further announcement to make 🧵
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a further announcement to make 🧵
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them.
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them.
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
Love it when a client's existing I.T. firm think they have secure passwords and they use shit like "LetMeIn!"
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Love it when a client's existing I.T. firm think they have secure passwords and they use shit like "LetMeIn!"
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!
August 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!