Adriano Caporusso
@adricaporusso.bsky.social
Writer for BitesizeBreakdown | Critic/Awards Guesser | HCA Member | I make-a da YouTubes as well | idk, maybe I’ll actually use this platform
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I’m leaving again bye
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m leaving again bye
I don’t know why people are flocking back here, I guess I missed something
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don’t know why people are flocking back here, I guess I missed something
Captain America Brave New World is stinky lol hey what’s up Blue Sky how’s it going?
February 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Captain America Brave New World is stinky lol hey what’s up Blue Sky how’s it going?
I Succumbed to NOSFERATU! Succumbed I Tell Ya! youtu.be/dj7xgqY4nWc?si…
December 20, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I Succumbed to NOSFERATU! Succumbed I Tell Ya! youtu.be/dj7xgqY4nWc?si…
As hypnotic as Timothée Chalamet's performance is, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN is a disengaging best-of album that insists on the importance of Bob Dylan's music while having no clue why. I get the enigmatic approach, but it's otherwise too bland to work.
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December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
As hypnotic as Timothée Chalamet's performance is, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN is a disengaging best-of album that insists on the importance of Bob Dylan's music while having no clue why. I get the enigmatic approach, but it's otherwise too bland to work.
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Yall think Dewey Cox will be in this?
December 4, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Yall think Dewey Cox will be in this?
It’s Dunin’ Time!
Round 16
Round 16
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
It’s Dunin’ Time!
Round 16
Round 16
I keep forgetting to post here, my b
December 1, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I keep forgetting to post here, my b
MARIA: Sadly Disappointing youtu.be/zvm_s0GLOQw?...
November 26, 2024 at 8:47 PM
MARIA: Sadly Disappointing youtu.be/zvm_s0GLOQw?...
SEPTEMBER 5 is a well-executed thriller that has good pacing and great performances. That said, in terms of the morally compromised approach to its characters, the film never got to any strong conclusion and just ended up feeling like bullshit.
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November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
SEPTEMBER 5 is a well-executed thriller that has good pacing and great performances. That said, in terms of the morally compromised approach to its characters, the film never got to any strong conclusion and just ended up feeling like bullshit.
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It’s Best Picture Winnin’ Time!
November 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
It’s Best Picture Winnin’ Time!
It’s kind of crazy how I feel absolutely nothing with MOANA 2. The story is perfectly serviceable, but it feels like a retread of the first one so much, minus the emotional angle and now featuring pretty lazy jokes. This is just very forgettable.
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November 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
It’s kind of crazy how I feel absolutely nothing with MOANA 2. The story is perfectly serviceable, but it feels like a retread of the first one so much, minus the emotional angle and now featuring pretty lazy jokes. This is just very forgettable.
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Y2K feels like the first draft of something that could’ve been hysterical, but it wound up being a sloppy and chuckle at best shitshow that’s devoid of life or anyone to root for, and in the end, just devolves into incoherent, unfunny nonsense.
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November 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Y2K feels like the first draft of something that could’ve been hysterical, but it wound up being a sloppy and chuckle at best shitshow that’s devoid of life or anyone to root for, and in the end, just devolves into incoherent, unfunny nonsense.
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Jeremy Strong in The Apprentice
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Jeremy Strong in The Apprentice
Born to be a don
November 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Born to be a don
Spider-Man #NoWayHome spoilers:
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I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day
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I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Spider-Man #NoWayHome spoilers:
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I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day
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I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day
Kendrick stopping by without warning is wild
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Kendrick stopping by without warning is wild
Is GLADIATOR II Another Miss for Ridley Scott?
youtu.be/ahPIm3l-d4g
youtu.be/ahPIm3l-d4g
November 20, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Is GLADIATOR II Another Miss for Ridley Scott?
youtu.be/ahPIm3l-d4g
youtu.be/ahPIm3l-d4g
November 19, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Does WICKED Defy Gravity?youtu.be/vOTRShVpvkU
November 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Does WICKED Defy Gravity?youtu.be/vOTRShVpvkU
I’ll pay cold hard cash to see this right now
November 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I’ll pay cold hard cash to see this right now
Cory Michael Smith should be nominated for Saturday Night
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Cory Michael Smith should be nominated for Saturday Night
Not really into boxing but like, if Jake Paul wins it’s staged right? Like… it’s Mike fucking Tyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Not really into boxing but like, if Jake Paul wins it’s staged right? Like… it’s Mike fucking Tyson