sam
adobobaby.bsky.social
sam
@adobobaby.bsky.social
an enigmatic over-sharer. they/them 🌈
going lightly viral on filipinotok is giving me flashbacks from my 2010s tumblr presence LMAO
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
girl dinner this. boy dinner that. embrace hobbit dinner (freshly baked bread, a chunk of cheese, and a handful of fresh figs)
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
my heart feels heavy lately. maybe its the rise of fascism in america, maybe it's saturn in retrograde 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ridesharing but its two broke college kids on an e-scooter
September 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i did a 4 hr shading session on my sleeve and OH MAN i forgot how much that shit hurts 🥲
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the whole concept being a ~content creator~ is so weird bc like, what do u mean 200 people have watched my silly little reel. i dont even Know 200 people irl
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding an ice cream cone while standing in front of a large rock .
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July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
finding out theres gonna be a happy gilmore 2 via subway commercial is so insane
July 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
u are not a girl's girl because u love to tear down other women. i am not a girl's girl because i am not a girl. we are not the same
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
those rocket money commercials are so dumb like. who has active subscriptions that they dont use???? who pays for three doordash accounts each month and doesnt notice???
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
very seriously considering buying my first pair of crocs (as home slippers bc u will NEVER catch me crocing in public)
Crocs launches first-ever collaboration with Animal Crossing - available August 26th www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
July 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
good: reuiniting with your cat after a vacation
bad: turning your work-related alarms back on affer a vacation
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
spending $200 at the nintendo sf store to heal my inner child 😭
June 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
so i was able to just. walk into target midday and cop the ns2??? but they wont let me cancel my preorder even tho it hasnt even shipped??? bonkers
June 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
im seriously debating on heading to target rn to get in line / RUN to the electronic section as soon as they open. i did that for the og switch release but waited in line since 5am to secure the bag 🙃
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
so happy for everyone who got their switch 2 already while i have to wait for a 6/10 delivery like some sort of peasant 😭
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
when i worked from home no one ever misgendered me or used the wrong pronouns but now that we are back in office its constant!!! i never correct my coworkers (because of the general political climate and hostility toward queer ppl) but i Will put them on an internal shit list
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
like just turn up on august 1st with the rest of us childfree folx
May 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
theres nothing wrong w being a pet parent but its so cringe to make a mothers day post about your dog??? like be so fr
May 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
we couldve had the first swagapino pope but noooo
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
me if i were in st peter's square with the marching band rn
a man in a marching band uniform is holding a drum with the letter l on it
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May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
with the current state of our nation i feel the met gala is rly giving hunger games this year
May 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i want to go home and scream
May 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
preorder day is so stressful. ive been refreshing browser tabs on 3 different devices since 20:59 and i was just about to give up 🥹 but the bag is SECURED!!!
April 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
happy nintendo switch 2 preorder day to those who celebrate
a woman wearing a red hat is holding a microphone and says " and may the odds be ever in your favor "
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April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i cannot stand the ads that are just a block of text telling
me to buy some unnecessary product NOW because prices may go up later with tarrifs. first of all i'm not buying shit in this economy
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM