Andrew
@adhoffma.bsky.social
Our old man cat was getting alarmingly skinny and didn’t want to eat so we got the vet to prescribe him an appetite stimulant and now he’s like a teenager constantly begging for food.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Our old man cat was getting alarmingly skinny and didn’t want to eat so we got the vet to prescribe him an appetite stimulant and now he’s like a teenager constantly begging for food.
One eight minute touchdown drive for Iowa please
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
One eight minute touchdown drive for Iowa please
My jack-o-lantern looks good this year
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My jack-o-lantern looks good this year
"Hello <collaborator>. I am looking for some records for this data we're analyzing. Could you send me a list of all of the data points involved in these three sub-projects?"
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Hello <collaborator>. I am looking for some records for this data we're analyzing. Could you send me a list of all of the data points involved in these three sub-projects?"
The masculine urge to stare directly into an open flame
October 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The masculine urge to stare directly into an open flame
He’s watching Iowa dismantle the Gophers with me.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He’s watching Iowa dismantle the Gophers with me.
Finally, I get to root for the downfall of a Minnesota sports team
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Finally, I get to root for the downfall of a Minnesota sports team
Wife is out of town on business so I taught my kids to play Magic: the Gathering
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wife is out of town on business so I taught my kids to play Magic: the Gathering
Never a doubt! Go Hawkeyes!
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Never a doubt! Go Hawkeyes!
Kinda feel bad for the participants in A&M-Arkansas, but football in a monsoon is very entertaining so I hope it happens.
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Kinda feel bad for the participants in A&M-Arkansas, but football in a monsoon is very entertaining so I hope it happens.
9:00, 97-yard drive? Gophers, I didn’t know you were nasty like that.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
9:00, 97-yard drive? Gophers, I didn’t know you were nasty like that.
Once again cursed to find myself cheering for a Minnesota sports team
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Once again cursed to find myself cheering for a Minnesota sports team
Me eating a giant plate of spicy Thai food last night: Hah hah haha fuck yeah! Wooo!
Me this morning: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me this morning: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me eating a giant plate of spicy Thai food last night: Hah hah haha fuck yeah! Wooo!
Me this morning: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me this morning: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Wearing a long-sleeved shirt today because I need to be fancy. It's so goddamn hot. How do you people live like this?
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wearing a long-sleeved shirt today because I need to be fancy. It's so goddamn hot. How do you people live like this?
Fuck a two-minute warning
September 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fuck a two-minute warning
Cougars AND Beavers? Sounds indecent.
September 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cougars AND Beavers? Sounds indecent.
Can’t believe Beach Bunny covered a Judas Priest song
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Can’t believe Beach Bunny covered a Judas Priest song
I'm not gonna use them but it's good to know that ggplot2 has these color palettes available if I wanted
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm not gonna use them but it's good to know that ggplot2 has these color palettes available if I wanted
Finally get to live the dream*
*Bringing a jar of giardiniera to work to put on my sandwich
*Bringing a jar of giardiniera to work to put on my sandwich
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Finally get to live the dream*
*Bringing a jar of giardiniera to work to put on my sandwich
*Bringing a jar of giardiniera to work to put on my sandwich
Somehow have managed to avoid getting stung by a bee or wasp until today
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Somehow have managed to avoid getting stung by a bee or wasp until today
Back in 2022 I got to see At the Gates perform Slaughter of the Soul and it was awesome. RIP Tomas. Fuck cancer.
September 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Back in 2022 I got to see At the Gates perform Slaughter of the Soul and it was awesome. RIP Tomas. Fuck cancer.