Ashley
@adfb1982.bsky.social
Catless cat lady, mama of human, crossword and jigsaw puzzle enthusiast. General adorer of most furry/fuzzy/hairy mammals. Don’t mind a bird or a turtle either.
I guess I have to post every time they talk about farts on @dansavage.bsky.social #savagelovepodcast because I’m crying laughing at the response on episode 1,000 😂 And caller, you have also not smelled my farts. Perimenopause has not been kind there 😂
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I guess I have to post every time they talk about farts on @dansavage.bsky.social #savagelovepodcast because I’m crying laughing at the response on episode 1,000 😂 And caller, you have also not smelled my farts. Perimenopause has not been kind there 😂
Well, my lack of pen throwing due to obnoxious emails had a good run for 2026. 6 days. Must be a new record 😂 #thisishowyouremailfindsme
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Well, my lack of pen throwing due to obnoxious emails had a good run for 2026. 6 days. Must be a new record 😂 #thisishowyouremailfindsme
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inexpensive pre-owned books! #pango
inexpensive pre-owned books! #pango
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January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
pangobooks.com/bookstore/as... Check out my Pango seller page for some decent quality,
inexpensive pre-owned books! #pango
inexpensive pre-owned books! #pango
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Me: We’re only going to be in the car 20 minutes.
Husband: That’s HALF a Steely Dan album, basically 2/3 of Gaucho!
Husband: That’s HALF a Steely Dan album, basically 2/3 of Gaucho!
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me: We’re only going to be in the car 20 minutes.
Husband: That’s HALF a Steely Dan album, basically 2/3 of Gaucho!
Husband: That’s HALF a Steely Dan album, basically 2/3 of Gaucho!
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Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
Yesterday’s section of my puzzle advent calendar was missing 5 pieces!! I hope they turn up in another box #jigsawpuzzles #missingpieces
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yesterday’s section of my puzzle advent calendar was missing 5 pieces!! I hope they turn up in another box #jigsawpuzzles #missingpieces
@merriam-webster.com Instagram post today was 👩🏼🍳💋😂
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@merriam-webster.com Instagram post today was 👩🏼🍳💋😂
Things I’m not mad about today:
2) Enjoying @hels.bsky.social reading “A Christmas Carol” on @allusionistshow.bsky.social and hearing “Keep it in your pants, Dickens!” 😂
2) Enjoying @hels.bsky.social reading “A Christmas Carol” on @allusionistshow.bsky.social and hearing “Keep it in your pants, Dickens!” 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Things I’m not mad about today:
2) Enjoying @hels.bsky.social reading “A Christmas Carol” on @allusionistshow.bsky.social and hearing “Keep it in your pants, Dickens!” 😂
2) Enjoying @hels.bsky.social reading “A Christmas Carol” on @allusionistshow.bsky.social and hearing “Keep it in your pants, Dickens!” 😂
Things I’m not mad about today:
1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂
1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Things I’m not mad about today:
1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂
1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂
Husband’s thoughts on #deathbylightning : Make America Beardy Again 😂
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Husband’s thoughts on #deathbylightning : Make America Beardy Again 😂
Around 2 weeks ago, I was in the grocery store and desperately trying not to sing along to all of the songs and use the shopping cart to dance. I am still regretting that decision and will now vow to embrace being the lady singing to the grocery store music. #iaminmyforties
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Around 2 weeks ago, I was in the grocery store and desperately trying not to sing along to all of the songs and use the shopping cart to dance. I am still regretting that decision and will now vow to embrace being the lady singing to the grocery store music. #iaminmyforties
Meta: Let’s deny we’re re harmful to anyone’s self esteem!
Also Meta: “People you may know on Facebook-recently added 4 friends”…and none of them are you because everyone hates you 😂😂
Also Meta: “People you may know on Facebook-recently added 4 friends”…and none of them are you because everyone hates you 😂😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Meta: Let’s deny we’re re harmful to anyone’s self esteem!
Also Meta: “People you may know on Facebook-recently added 4 friends”…and none of them are you because everyone hates you 😂😂
Also Meta: “People you may know on Facebook-recently added 4 friends”…and none of them are you because everyone hates you 😂😂
I solved the Wednesday 11/19/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:53! - pretty happy with that for a Wednesday!
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I solved the Wednesday 11/19/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:53! - pretty happy with that for a Wednesday!
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We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
I know I would hate working for Jackson Lamb, but I enjoying saving up his insults for use at a future date 😂 #sloughhouse #clowntown
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I know I would hate working for Jackson Lamb, but I enjoying saving up his insults for use at a future date 😂 #sloughhouse #clowntown
Beat WordleBot today, so now the little 💩is all butt hurt. #wordleintwo
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Beat WordleBot today, so now the little 💩is all butt hurt. #wordleintwo
I would make Ron Swanson proud. I definitely didn’t half ass my workout yesterday because my whole ass is sore 😂
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I would make Ron Swanson proud. I definitely didn’t half ass my workout yesterday because my whole ass is sore 😂
Heyyyy, I’m enjoying this happy Bluesky this morning. Nice change from the usual doom and gloom 😊 #localelectionsmatter
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Heyyyy, I’m enjoying this happy Bluesky this morning. Nice change from the usual doom and gloom 😊 #localelectionsmatter
Hey, fun fact about me: I literally just found out at approximately 8PM ET that I’ve been wearing my underwear inside out. All. Day. 🤦🏼♀️ #iaminmyforties
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey, fun fact about me: I literally just found out at approximately 8PM ET that I’ve been wearing my underwear inside out. All. Day. 🤦🏼♀️ #iaminmyforties
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
#halloween2025
Somehow the hashtag was 3025 and I didn’t even notice 🤦🏼♀️😂
Somehow the hashtag was 3025 and I didn’t even notice 🤦🏼♀️😂
TinTin, Snowy, and Thomson and Thompson at your service this Halloween! 🎃 #Halloween3025
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
#halloween2025
Somehow the hashtag was 3025 and I didn’t even notice 🤦🏼♀️😂
Somehow the hashtag was 3025 and I didn’t even notice 🤦🏼♀️😂
TinTin, Snowy, and Thomson and Thompson at your service this Halloween! 🎃 #Halloween3025
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
TinTin, Snowy, and Thomson and Thompson at your service this Halloween! 🎃 #Halloween3025