Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I actually think Elon Musk is experimenting the fastest way to blow $40b off while pissing off as much as possible people.

I actually think Elon Musk is experimenting the fastest way to blow $40b off while pissing off as much as possible people.

Helping others is like a free therapy session except you’re the therapist and the only payment you’ll receive is a warm fuzzy feeling that you can’t invoice.

Studies have shown that laughter can increase pain tolerance. So, the next time you stub your toe, try laughing it off.

Me to my brain after every dumb thought:

Allow yourself to dream and fantasize about your ideal life; what it would look like, and what it would feel like.
Then do something everyday to make it a reality!