first they came for the straight boyfriends of bisexual women
October 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
first they came for the straight boyfriends of bisexual women
i don’t have a lot of particularly fond memories of my brief fraternity days but what i will say is that smoking a cigarette in the dining room of a 6 bedroom victorian manor is one of the few pure luxuries i have ever experienced
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i don’t have a lot of particularly fond memories of my brief fraternity days but what i will say is that smoking a cigarette in the dining room of a 6 bedroom victorian manor is one of the few pure luxuries i have ever experienced
98% percent of texts between me and my dad at this point are just one of us notifying the other that a musician died
July 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
98% percent of texts between me and my dad at this point are just one of us notifying the other that a musician died
i was on love island this season but they kicked me off for asking all the other contestants if they could see the sigils and runes in the layout of the villa
June 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i was on love island this season but they kicked me off for asking all the other contestants if they could see the sigils and runes in the layout of the villa
you don’t really see stray cats walking around in alleys with entire fish skeletons in their mouths anymore. is it a woke thing
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
you don’t really see stray cats walking around in alleys with entire fish skeletons in their mouths anymore. is it a woke thing
guys i’m starting to think we’re not in Ruthkanda anymore
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
guys i’m starting to think we’re not in Ruthkanda anymore
i go to the gym because i want to look like a gundam
February 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i go to the gym because i want to look like a gundam
David Lynch dies on the same day that I got bangs…. what are the odds
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
David Lynch dies on the same day that I got bangs…. what are the odds
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me and Adam
January 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
me and Adam
coming to terms w the fact that i’m a Miranda
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
coming to terms w the fact that i’m a Miranda
they should let me specifically smoke in airports
January 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
they should let me specifically smoke in airports
every man who wants to sleep with my girlfriend is correct but dastardly
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
every man who wants to sleep with my girlfriend is correct but dastardly
sick of Jack Black making that face you know the one
December 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
sick of Jack Black making that face you know the one
it’s scatman’s world we’re just living in it
December 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
it’s scatman’s world we’re just living in it
hanging out w the guy from Silversun Pickups and we’re both talking like that
December 5, 2024 at 10:35 PM
hanging out w the guy from Silversun Pickups and we’re both talking like that
every time i watch a Noah Baumbach movie i end up talking like a real asshole for two weeks
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
every time i watch a Noah Baumbach movie i end up talking like a real asshole for two weeks