Jarret
@adarkenedshroud.bsky.social
Metalhead, hobby guitarist, nature and science inspired, Krav Maga/BJJ practitioner, casual reader, and Buffalo sports fan. UoF 🐊 MS in DNA & Serology
Need Chicago to do something hilarious and pull their goalie down 9-3 so Doan can get the EN hat trick.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Need Chicago to do something hilarious and pull their goalie down 9-3 so Doan can get the EN hat trick.
As a 6'5 280lbs man who's broad shouldered and intimidating to some, what colors should I go with for a job interview that'll help give off a more welcoming feel? I'm not a photogenic guy so being person helps massively as I'm going to be naturally giddy and smiling at the idea of this opportunity.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As a 6'5 280lbs man who's broad shouldered and intimidating to some, what colors should I go with for a job interview that'll help give off a more welcoming feel? I'm not a photogenic guy so being person helps massively as I'm going to be naturally giddy and smiling at the idea of this opportunity.
The dream scenario job I'd love to secure contacted me for my transcripts so at least I know they've read my resume/application & liked that. I hope they overlook that random C+ I got among my sea of A/B+'s from when my mom was in the hospital one semester and I freaked out thinking she was dying.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The dream scenario job I'd love to secure contacted me for my transcripts so at least I know they've read my resume/application & liked that. I hope they overlook that random C+ I got among my sea of A/B+'s from when my mom was in the hospital one semester and I freaked out thinking she was dying.
I love the email scams like the Walmart Rewards where I've got enough points for a smokeless firepit when I don't even visit Walmart. Or my personal favorite, the $339 computer anti-virus software purchases. Tomorrow a voicemail will tell me that I've been approved for $45,000 for debt I don't have.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love the email scams like the Walmart Rewards where I've got enough points for a smokeless firepit when I don't even visit Walmart. Or my personal favorite, the $339 computer anti-virus software purchases. Tomorrow a voicemail will tell me that I've been approved for $45,000 for debt I don't have.
SCARY HEADLINE! Followed by scientific research backing it's just a jump scare. Also, peep the source I highlighted 🙄 - this is why I hate news companies in this country.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
SCARY HEADLINE! Followed by scientific research backing it's just a jump scare. Also, peep the source I highlighted 🙄 - this is why I hate news companies in this country.
Not a day goes by that I don't imagine how it would he if the Bills GM could draft decent DBs, LBs, DL, or WRers. But hey, Josh Allen and James Cook patch a lot of those holes and wins games so it'll continue to haunt us till Allen is the new Dan Marino.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not a day goes by that I don't imagine how it would he if the Bills GM could draft decent DBs, LBs, DL, or WRers. But hey, Josh Allen and James Cook patch a lot of those holes and wins games so it'll continue to haunt us till Allen is the new Dan Marino.
We're at the sad point where my car gets detailed for winter storage. Fill her up one last time, top it off with some STA-BIL and air in the tires, then tuck her in 😔
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We're at the sad point where my car gets detailed for winter storage. Fill her up one last time, top it off with some STA-BIL and air in the tires, then tuck her in 😔
Love seeing articles saying "sad state of affair for the Sabres, do big changes need to happen?" for the 5th consecutive year with the worst GM, scouting, and owner ever seen in the NHL.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Love seeing articles saying "sad state of affair for the Sabres, do big changes need to happen?" for the 5th consecutive year with the worst GM, scouting, and owner ever seen in the NHL.
I was just in my Instagram archives and a reel with Black Crown Initiate was playing, I don't think I'll ever get over losing their catalogue due to the lead singer being a piece of racist garbage.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I was just in my Instagram archives and a reel with Black Crown Initiate was playing, I don't think I'll ever get over losing their catalogue due to the lead singer being a piece of racist garbage.
The flaming wing has spoken. Fan appreciation on Native American Pride night is at an all time tonight. As always McDavid can not comprehend this system we deploy against him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The flaming wing has spoken. Fan appreciation on Native American Pride night is at an all time tonight. As always McDavid can not comprehend this system we deploy against him.
Oh look. It's work o'clock...
a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
ALT: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh look. It's work o'clock...
Those people making $5-$7 an hour are flooding Manhattan?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Those people making $5-$7 an hour are flooding Manhattan?
The annual Kevyn Adams era 8+ game losing streak should be well underway if not for a fluke goaltending performance from UPL against the Caps. Imagine your GM still having a job 6 years later with losing streaks of 7, 8, 10, and 13 games in many of those years. Again, goaltending is nowhere.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The annual Kevyn Adams era 8+ game losing streak should be well underway if not for a fluke goaltending performance from UPL against the Caps. Imagine your GM still having a job 6 years later with losing streaks of 7, 8, 10, and 13 games in many of those years. Again, goaltending is nowhere.
Terry Pegula ruined the only team i genuinely love in my sports fandom and I hope he rots in hell for it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Terry Pegula ruined the only team i genuinely love in my sports fandom and I hope he rots in hell for it.
I didn't go see Trivium and Jinjer last night because I'm a little bit cheap and a little bit wise with age as to what bands are prone to repeating their staple songs and never deviating from tour to tour. Looking at the set list, I made a good call.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I didn't go see Trivium and Jinjer last night because I'm a little bit cheap and a little bit wise with age as to what bands are prone to repeating their staple songs and never deviating from tour to tour. Looking at the set list, I made a good call.
Bill Gates thinks the Earth works like his shitty OS
"You can’t reboot the planet if you crash it" | My commentary on Bill Gates' flawed new climate missive for @thebulletin.org: thebulletin.org/2025/10/you-...
You can’t reboot the planet if you crash it
What Gates is putting forward aren’t legitimate arguments that can be made in good faith. They are shopworn fossil fuel industry talking points.
thebulletin.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bill Gates thinks the Earth works like his shitty OS
Obligatory "I grew up close to Canada and my music taste shows it" post.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Obligatory "I grew up close to Canada and my music taste shows it" post.
The dude who crapped on the opening 30-40 mins of Predator Badlands' "humor jaunt" clearly didn't get why the writing was done that way.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The dude who crapped on the opening 30-40 mins of Predator Badlands' "humor jaunt" clearly didn't get why the writing was done that way.
Please let Mac be at a home game I go to
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please let Mac be at a home game I go to
Last month I pushed to get an AWD vehicle since my Camaro SS isn't suitable enough. Eventually a voice in the back of my head started saying "truck... truuuuuuck" since my dad already has an Equinox. Sure enough his snowblower breaks down and guess what would never have fit in the Equinox?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Last month I pushed to get an AWD vehicle since my Camaro SS isn't suitable enough. Eventually a voice in the back of my head started saying "truck... truuuuuuck" since my dad already has an Equinox. Sure enough his snowblower breaks down and guess what would never have fit in the Equinox?
This is why the Sabres are so inconsistent and I have zero read on how they'll actually play until this cycle ends.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is why the Sabres are so inconsistent and I have zero read on how they'll actually play until this cycle ends.
Get yourself a lady who wants hot chicken and a movie for date night. Predator Badlands tomorrow night.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Get yourself a lady who wants hot chicken and a movie for date night. Predator Badlands tomorrow night.
Every year my work puts together a Thanksgiving meal service and every year I bring my lunch in case it isn't worth my time. Sure enough, I walk into the cafeteria and can smell how dry the turkey is and artificial mashed potatoes powder. Needless to say I've yet to not eat my lunch 2.5 years later.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Every year my work puts together a Thanksgiving meal service and every year I bring my lunch in case it isn't worth my time. Sure enough, I walk into the cafeteria and can smell how dry the turkey is and artificial mashed potatoes powder. Needless to say I've yet to not eat my lunch 2.5 years later.
If you want to legally commit an assault with no repercussions I suggest visiting Raleigh, specifically the Lenovo Center and suiting up for the Canes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you want to legally commit an assault with no repercussions I suggest visiting Raleigh, specifically the Lenovo Center and suiting up for the Canes.
It's exhausting to explain to someone who can not grasp the concept that if a US President sets up policies during their term, a newly elected President will inherit said policy and usually can not break it unless they're reelected to a 2nd term. He had 0 idea that Trump inherited Obama's economy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's exhausting to explain to someone who can not grasp the concept that if a US President sets up policies during their term, a newly elected President will inherit said policy and usually can not break it unless they're reelected to a 2nd term. He had 0 idea that Trump inherited Obama's economy.