Adam Tex Davis
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Adam Tex Davis
@adamtexdavis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
A new Pledge for all the Faketriots who choose Trump over 🇺🇸
I Pledge Allegiance to the Fraud;
Of the Divided States of America.
And to the Republicans, who stand for nothing;
One hijacked Nation, under our interpretation of God
Divisible, w/ Liberty & Justice for Some
I Pledge Allegiance to the Fraud;
Of the Divided States of America.
And to the Republicans, who stand for nothing;
One hijacked Nation, under our interpretation of God
Divisible, w/ Liberty & Justice for Some
I think it's ironic that the guy trying to distract & distance himself from being on an island -- is going full-tilt trying to forcibly take an island.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I think it's ironic that the guy trying to distract & distance himself from being on an island -- is going full-tilt trying to forcibly take an island.
We've gone full circle...
My wonderful downstairs neighbors have had enough of the racism, fascism and Nazi-like behavior of the US government -- so they are relocating to Germany where it's safer.
My wonderful downstairs neighbors have had enough of the racism, fascism and Nazi-like behavior of the US government -- so they are relocating to Germany where it's safer.
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
We've gone full circle...
My wonderful downstairs neighbors have had enough of the racism, fascism and Nazi-like behavior of the US government -- so they are relocating to Germany where it's safer.
My wonderful downstairs neighbors have had enough of the racism, fascism and Nazi-like behavior of the US government -- so they are relocating to Germany where it's safer.
If you "stop" 8 wars...and then start 6... Do you now have to say you only "stopped" two wars? Or, do you still get to say '8'? If only one side is fighting, does it count as a "war?" What does the FIFA rule book say about this? Help, I'm confused.
#NotAmericaFirst
#NotAmericaFirst
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you "stop" 8 wars...and then start 6... Do you now have to say you only "stopped" two wars? Or, do you still get to say '8'? If only one side is fighting, does it count as a "war?" What does the FIFA rule book say about this? Help, I'm confused.
#NotAmericaFirst
#NotAmericaFirst
Has ICE deported Maduro yet? What's going on, I thought we didn't want people coming to this country illegally??
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Has ICE deported Maduro yet? What's going on, I thought we didn't want people coming to this country illegally??
"If for any reason that the FIFA World Peace Prize winner cannot fulfill his/her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over"
Do we know who was #2?
Do we know who was #2?
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"If for any reason that the FIFA World Peace Prize winner cannot fulfill his/her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over"
Do we know who was #2?
Do we know who was #2?
Maybe I shop in the wrong store -- but invading Venezuela didn't make my groceries any cheaper...
So much for 'America First!'
So much for 'America First!'
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Maybe I shop in the wrong store -- but invading Venezuela didn't make my groceries any cheaper...
So much for 'America First!'
So much for 'America First!'
So now Venezuela is the 51st State?
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So now Venezuela is the 51st State?
My favorite scene from the new MELANIA movie is when Trump and Melania choose the extra gold Holy Grail (of course they would) and are smited by the Lord. (Unfortunately, Satan later resurrects them & so now they are beholden to him.)
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My favorite scene from the new MELANIA movie is when Trump and Melania choose the extra gold Holy Grail (of course they would) and are smited by the Lord. (Unfortunately, Satan later resurrects them & so now they are beholden to him.)
Dammit, this happens every time.
I just sent out 1000, expensive, handwritten, 'Apology Cards' for being white -- and now I'm told I don't have to apologize.
Unbelievable the timing on this!
Also, JD Vance is a racist piece of shit
I just sent out 1000, expensive, handwritten, 'Apology Cards' for being white -- and now I'm told I don't have to apologize.
Unbelievable the timing on this!
Also, JD Vance is a racist piece of shit
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dammit, this happens every time.
I just sent out 1000, expensive, handwritten, 'Apology Cards' for being white -- and now I'm told I don't have to apologize.
Unbelievable the timing on this!
Also, JD Vance is a racist piece of shit
I just sent out 1000, expensive, handwritten, 'Apology Cards' for being white -- and now I'm told I don't have to apologize.
Unbelievable the timing on this!
Also, JD Vance is a racist piece of shit
Just looked at the Epstein Files.
I thought they hated DEI and Affirmative Action
I thought they hated DEI and Affirmative Action
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just looked at the Epstein Files.
I thought they hated DEI and Affirmative Action
I thought they hated DEI and Affirmative Action
Is it any surprise that the modern day Archie Bunker would still be going after 'Meathead'
Seriously, go to Hell, Trump
RIP Rob & Michelle Reiner
Seriously, go to Hell, Trump
RIP Rob & Michelle Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is it any surprise that the modern day Archie Bunker would still be going after 'Meathead'
Seriously, go to Hell, Trump
RIP Rob & Michelle Reiner
Seriously, go to Hell, Trump
RIP Rob & Michelle Reiner
The problem isn’t that he keeps falling asleep on the job – – the problem is he keeps waking up
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The problem isn’t that he keeps falling asleep on the job – – the problem is he keeps waking up
Trump replacing Juneteenth and MLK Day with his birthday as a national holiday / free national parks day.
We shall call it - BUFFOONTEENTH
We shall call it - BUFFOONTEENTH
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump replacing Juneteenth and MLK Day with his birthday as a national holiday / free national parks day.
We shall call it - BUFFOONTEENTH
We shall call it - BUFFOONTEENTH
With this newest pardon, should I be buying stock in Cocaine?
Is there about to be a bump?
Is there about to be a bump?
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
With this newest pardon, should I be buying stock in Cocaine?
Is there about to be a bump?
Is there about to be a bump?
Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who had been convicted in the United States of drug trafficking charges -- has just been pardoned by Trump.
Got it.
So, it's not so much the drug trafficking that Trump & Hegseth are against... It's the boats!
Got it.
So, it's not so much the drug trafficking that Trump & Hegseth are against... It's the boats!
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who had been convicted in the United States of drug trafficking charges -- has just been pardoned by Trump.
Got it.
So, it's not so much the drug trafficking that Trump & Hegseth are against... It's the boats!
Got it.
So, it's not so much the drug trafficking that Trump & Hegseth are against... It's the boats!
I'm reading reports of MAGA "finally" starting to realize Trump is a bullshitter & a conman
Mmm-hmm
I hope so. But I'm not fully convinced yet.
"I dunno, I bought 738 bottles of Trump Snake Oil & I'm still bald, my eyesight still sucks & muh dick's still tiny... I must not be using it right"
Mmm-hmm
I hope so. But I'm not fully convinced yet.
"I dunno, I bought 738 bottles of Trump Snake Oil & I'm still bald, my eyesight still sucks & muh dick's still tiny... I must not be using it right"
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm reading reports of MAGA "finally" starting to realize Trump is a bullshitter & a conman
Mmm-hmm
I hope so. But I'm not fully convinced yet.
"I dunno, I bought 738 bottles of Trump Snake Oil & I'm still bald, my eyesight still sucks & muh dick's still tiny... I must not be using it right"
Mmm-hmm
I hope so. But I'm not fully convinced yet.
"I dunno, I bought 738 bottles of Trump Snake Oil & I'm still bald, my eyesight still sucks & muh dick's still tiny... I must not be using it right"
Who gets smarmy Newsmax creep Brian Glenn in the MTG - Trump divorce?
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Who gets smarmy Newsmax creep Brian Glenn in the MTG - Trump divorce?
And just when I thought my easy-listening band, 'Quiet Piggy' was about to take off...
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
And just when I thought my easy-listening band, 'Quiet Piggy' was about to take off...
I think it's awesome that Clay Higgins took a principled stand against Trump's wish to release the Epstein files. It's about time Republicans stood up to Trump and voted their heart instead of just falling in line.
Also, he wants to protect pedophiles & the people who love them.
Also, he wants to protect pedophiles & the people who love them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think it's awesome that Clay Higgins took a principled stand against Trump's wish to release the Epstein files. It's about time Republicans stood up to Trump and voted their heart instead of just falling in line.
Also, he wants to protect pedophiles & the people who love them.
Also, he wants to protect pedophiles & the people who love them.
DEMOCRATS: So, it's like this-- We realized the GOP (who we just whupped less than a week ago) was never gonna give in to our demands & have no problem not working; starving people; not paying military; canceling flights & ruining Thanksgiving -- so we decided to give in so they can ruin healthcare.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
DEMOCRATS: So, it's like this-- We realized the GOP (who we just whupped less than a week ago) was never gonna give in to our demands & have no problem not working; starving people; not paying military; canceling flights & ruining Thanksgiving -- so we decided to give in so they can ruin healthcare.
If you're a billionaire, than yes, America is very affordable.
People aren't looking at it from all angles.
People aren't looking at it from all angles.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you're a billionaire, than yes, America is very affordable.
People aren't looking at it from all angles.
People aren't looking at it from all angles.
Question for the cult. If your guy caused:
Tariffs hurting consumers/small businesses
Screwed over Farmers
Horrible job market
Inflation/costs rising despite the lying
Abusive ICE attacks on non-criminals/citizens
Gov shutdown
People going hungry
How can you say you're Making America Great Again?
Tariffs hurting consumers/small businesses
Screwed over Farmers
Horrible job market
Inflation/costs rising despite the lying
Abusive ICE attacks on non-criminals/citizens
Gov shutdown
People going hungry
How can you say you're Making America Great Again?
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Question for the cult. If your guy caused:
Tariffs hurting consumers/small businesses
Screwed over Farmers
Horrible job market
Inflation/costs rising despite the lying
Abusive ICE attacks on non-criminals/citizens
Gov shutdown
People going hungry
How can you say you're Making America Great Again?
Tariffs hurting consumers/small businesses
Screwed over Farmers
Horrible job market
Inflation/costs rising despite the lying
Abusive ICE attacks on non-criminals/citizens
Gov shutdown
People going hungry
How can you say you're Making America Great Again?
I don't think my local grocery store got the memo that prices are lower.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don't think my local grocery store got the memo that prices are lower.
I know there are a lot of people considering or actively moving out of New York City now that Mamdami has won.
I hear your concerns.
I feel your pain.
And I appreciate the extra street parking.
I hear your concerns.
I feel your pain.
And I appreciate the extra street parking.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I know there are a lot of people considering or actively moving out of New York City now that Mamdami has won.
I hear your concerns.
I feel your pain.
And I appreciate the extra street parking.
I hear your concerns.
I feel your pain.
And I appreciate the extra street parking.
Oh no, MAGA is so upset that NYC will be run by a COMMUNIST!!!
(Unlike Dear Leader -- who is definitely NOT a Russian asset, Pro-Putin puppet, funded by oligarchs, aided by Russian bots/trolls, who's midtown tower isn't full of Russian spies & who didn't need Russia's help to win in 2016/24)
(Unlike Dear Leader -- who is definitely NOT a Russian asset, Pro-Putin puppet, funded by oligarchs, aided by Russian bots/trolls, who's midtown tower isn't full of Russian spies & who didn't need Russia's help to win in 2016/24)
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh no, MAGA is so upset that NYC will be run by a COMMUNIST!!!
(Unlike Dear Leader -- who is definitely NOT a Russian asset, Pro-Putin puppet, funded by oligarchs, aided by Russian bots/trolls, who's midtown tower isn't full of Russian spies & who didn't need Russia's help to win in 2016/24)
(Unlike Dear Leader -- who is definitely NOT a Russian asset, Pro-Putin puppet, funded by oligarchs, aided by Russian bots/trolls, who's midtown tower isn't full of Russian spies & who didn't need Russia's help to win in 2016/24)