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If you were trying to invent a fake opposition party to give people the illusion of choice, you couldn’t do better than establishment Democrats.
June 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If you were trying to invent a fake opposition party to give people the illusion of choice, you couldn’t do better than establishment Democrats.
Honestly it was pretty cool of Cuomo to let us embarrass him twice in six months.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Honestly it was pretty cool of Cuomo to let us embarrass him twice in six months.
My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
“There IS a spoon and liberals ignore it at their peril” - Ezra Klein in The Matrix.
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“There IS a spoon and liberals ignore it at their peril” - Ezra Klein in The Matrix.
If Raiders of the Lost Ark came out today it would be viewed as political and divisive. Well anyway, One Battle After Another is really great.
September 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If Raiders of the Lost Ark came out today it would be viewed as political and divisive. Well anyway, One Battle After Another is really great.
Did Saudi Arabia spend more money to get Pete Davidson to do stand-up or to kill Pete Davidson’s father?
September 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Did Saudi Arabia spend more money to get Pete Davidson to do stand-up or to kill Pete Davidson’s father?
Saw a stranger post online about how much they love a show I think is pretty bad, and I really let them have it*
*Their own opinion. Some people have bad taste, and you can just quietly feel superior to them.
*Their own opinion. Some people have bad taste, and you can just quietly feel superior to them.
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Saw a stranger post online about how much they love a show I think is pretty bad, and I really let them have it*
*Their own opinion. Some people have bad taste, and you can just quietly feel superior to them.
*Their own opinion. Some people have bad taste, and you can just quietly feel superior to them.
People write about Trump the way they write about AI, projecting intellect and intentionality onto something that is just stringing words together.
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
People write about Trump the way they write about AI, projecting intellect and intentionality onto something that is just stringing words together.
If you’re pregnant and taking medical advice from Trump, your child has a lot more to worry about than autism.
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re pregnant and taking medical advice from Trump, your child has a lot more to worry about than autism.
I still think about the family in this article by @ashleyrparker.bsky.social from 2011. The parents believed the rapture was coming and spent all their money getting the word out while their children could do nothing but watch. I wish someone would follow up on them. www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/u...
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I still think about the family in this article by @ashleyrparker.bsky.social from 2011. The parents believed the rapture was coming and spent all their money getting the word out while their children could do nothing but watch. I wish someone would follow up on them. www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/u...
The only upside to this one is that I can actually do something since like a normal person I don’t have Paramount+
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The only upside to this one is that I can actually do something since like a normal person I don’t have Paramount+
Taking Kimmel off the air because he displeased the President is about as clear cut as fascism gets. Bad, bad, very bad. But to do it right after the Emmys when it will be least helpful for Jimmy to win one next year? Cold blooded.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Taking Kimmel off the air because he displeased the President is about as clear cut as fascism gets. Bad, bad, very bad. But to do it right after the Emmys when it will be least helpful for Jimmy to win one next year? Cold blooded.
Me: Gets on the subway
My phone: Ahh, where are we? Are you lost and dying? Should I connect to a satellite to save us?
Subway pulls into station
My phone: Here’s a text from Maybe Jon Ossoff that came in a minute ago
Subway leaves station
My phone: TAP THIS BUTTON AND I’LL CALL US A MEDIVAC!
My phone: Ahh, where are we? Are you lost and dying? Should I connect to a satellite to save us?
Subway pulls into station
My phone: Here’s a text from Maybe Jon Ossoff that came in a minute ago
Subway leaves station
My phone: TAP THIS BUTTON AND I’LL CALL US A MEDIVAC!
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me: Gets on the subway
My phone: Ahh, where are we? Are you lost and dying? Should I connect to a satellite to save us?
Subway pulls into station
My phone: Here’s a text from Maybe Jon Ossoff that came in a minute ago
Subway leaves station
My phone: TAP THIS BUTTON AND I’LL CALL US A MEDIVAC!
My phone: Ahh, where are we? Are you lost and dying? Should I connect to a satellite to save us?
Subway pulls into station
My phone: Here’s a text from Maybe Jon Ossoff that came in a minute ago
Subway leaves station
My phone: TAP THIS BUTTON AND I’LL CALL US A MEDIVAC!
When people I agree with do something, it is okay. When people I disagree with do the same thing it is not okay. This is not a double standard, it’s a single standard: Do I agree with you? Be someone I agree with and you’ll find me to be very fair.
September 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When people I agree with do something, it is okay. When people I disagree with do the same thing it is not okay. This is not a double standard, it’s a single standard: Do I agree with you? Be someone I agree with and you’ll find me to be very fair.
My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
Alien: Earth asks really interesting philosophical questions like what if there were other types of aliens that also killed real good?
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Alien: Earth asks really interesting philosophical questions like what if there were other types of aliens that also killed real good?
I can’t stress how much I hate websites like Bored Panda. They need people’s work to make money but won’t pay money for people’s work.
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can’t stress how much I hate websites like Bored Panda. They need people’s work to make money but won’t pay money for people’s work.
To anyone working for the Eric Adams campaign, please let it be known that I will quietly accept any and all cash payments. I won’t vote for the guy, but I will take his money.
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To anyone working for the Eric Adams campaign, please let it be known that I will quietly accept any and all cash payments. I won’t vote for the guy, but I will take his money.
Having a 5 year-old boy and a 3 year-old boy is a great way to understand the world. Every conflict in history has happened in miniature in my living room over a Tonka truck.
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Having a 5 year-old boy and a 3 year-old boy is a great way to understand the world. Every conflict in history has happened in miniature in my living room over a Tonka truck.
We’re raising a generation of weaklings who think horror movies are a meditation on grief!
August 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We’re raising a generation of weaklings who think horror movies are a meditation on grief!
“Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree!” - American news covering the forest
August 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree!” - American news covering the forest
Just checked the Constitution and if Gavin Newsom utterly destroys Trump online two more times this month, Trump legally has to give the presidency to the Pod Save America guys!
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just checked the Constitution and if Gavin Newsom utterly destroys Trump online two more times this month, Trump legally has to give the presidency to the Pod Save America guys!
“Well if you don’t come see my poop, I’m not going to come see yours” my 5 year-old making empty threats to his little brother.
August 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Well if you don’t come see my poop, I’m not going to come see yours” my 5 year-old making empty threats to his little brother.
Gamifying learning is great because you don’t learn and it’s a bad game.
August 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Gamifying learning is great because you don’t learn and it’s a bad game.
Progressives prioritize being right over winning.
Conservatives prioritize winning over being right
Moderates prioritize losing
Conservatives prioritize winning over being right
Moderates prioritize losing
August 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Progressives prioritize being right over winning.
Conservatives prioritize winning over being right
Moderates prioritize losing
Conservatives prioritize winning over being right
Moderates prioritize losing