adam
adamruinssomething.bsky.social
adam
@adamruinssomething.bsky.social
mixed. here to post cat pictures, like comments, and occasionally jump into threads
I love that hovering over someone's name for one second makes it an effortpost
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Just like I'm sure you're very secure about your very real union local election win
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Their lunch break finally ended
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Five, since as you've established we're counting the ones that you include on a resume for a nonprofit director position rather than the ones that actually have to represent the public
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
No wonder you're cosplaying so hard as a winner of an election for government office, it's literally a midlife crisis
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Other differences: I'm not doing the equivalent of bragging about winning a small liberal arts college's student council election, also I've logged out of this website in the last 700 days, and also I don't jump into people's mentions to talk about how I let other people live in my head rent free
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I could literally be a hundred times as online and still would not reach your esteemed levels of Never Log Out At Any Costs, but okay
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
You can keep cosplaying as someone who's won an election for office if you want
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
(It's more of a "can't tell" since their union local is 1) most importantly, not public in the sense that any human being capable of reasoning and conscious within the last century would understand and 2) less importantly, probably smaller than a single precinct in MN 61A)
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I will defer to your greater expertise, having 66 times the number of posts in what is almost certainly not 66 times the amount of time elapsed
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Good brain work, my 50 posts and 37 followers clearly indicate that my life's work is Posting
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
(They're pretty funny in the sense that I can laugh while thanking every available god that I'm never going to end up Posting for a living)
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Wow that's crazy, surely you at least stood for public elected office
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Nah your existing replies are already as funny as you're going to get
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You'd think if elections were so easy to win more of you former goons would be able to do it
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Sorry you'll have to break it down even further, I'm just a simple country person who doesn't follow things I know make me mad
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Damn so you had to try even harder than a namesearch to end up in a Stancil thread's mentions? Interesting
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Demonstrably false given that you namesearched for someone else to get here
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Personally I was born yesterday and accept this framing completely
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
(alice is not talking about AOC)
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Actually I forgot the funniest one bsky.app/profile/adam...
Oh well, this at least qualifies for your "could not waterboard this out of me" skeet
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Oh well, this at least qualifies for your "could not waterboard this out of me" skeet
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Too bad neither of us screenshotted that, because that was by an extremely wide margin the funniest thing he skeeted
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
- dodged the question when asked if he's spent a single minute since 2025 not on this app

- used "coitus" to describe you apparently being an unfuckable "neckbeard incel fuckwit" (for using the word "stunlocked") despite The Existence Of Speedrunners

- was still rageskeeting at 2:20 AM brit time
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
thought we were the easily triggered libs who were going to block first but go off, loser
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM