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Adam Demirjian
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i just try my best to like go all out
it’s him, it’s the grinch, he’s in the movie, he’s in the movie Cruel Intentions (1999)
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Chomsky mentions that his wife and Epstein have attempted to interest the linguist in jazz.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if i had born in 2003 by age 11 i would’ve been putting a bluetooth speaker on the dinner table yelling “ALEXA PLAY STINKFEST BY TOOL” ‘till i got my @$$ spanked at least monthly
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
CM PUNK IS IN ZOOTOPIA 2
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There’s something both comforting and profound about how no matter which way I organize my books these two champions of the human (and muppet!!) project appear next to one another.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
gee wiz indie rock! do i dare say it—the taco bell and x-box commercials might not be helping! 🤮

this shit is so fucking corny
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
dude on a bike just zipped by me pointing/screaming “IT’S THE GUY FROM THE HANGOVER”
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The year is 2011. I am having a frustratingly unproductive conversation with a 19 year-old about Tyler the Creator’s tweets.

The year is 2025. I am having a frustratingly unproductive conversation with a 19 year-old about Tyler the Creator’s tweets.
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Winona turning a few millionaire children on to the ‘mats a decade ago completely altered the space time continuum
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
screaming I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND over my noise canceling sonys at the three women on the orange line who ask me out to church every day
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
picked a hell of a soundtrack for my last commute to my home of the past ten years. big ole move this weekend. c’mon you know
August 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“I Will Get The Hang of This”

First time drawing on a tablet, feels whacky!
August 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
weird al x jawbreaker go➡️

🎶a near miss or a close call
i’m headed towards a bathroom stall
i had an accident at the mall.
i couldn’t wait wash my pants
scrub the poop stains off my legs
i looked for soap
there was nothin’ left🎶
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The End of Evangelion (1997)
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Zoomer co-worker: Damn dude you’re 33? I thought you were like 26

Me: Haha ye

ZCW: So like why uhhh do you work here

Me: The big sad

ZCW:
July 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
how has it only been one year
July 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by Adam Demirjian
With the awful news from the last couple hours, this post from the political optimism subreddit helped to break through a bit of the despair fog. Repubs know this is political suicide, ICE's support is crumbling despite the budget increase, and there's a myriad of ways to fight back. Keep strong.
July 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
listening to stankonia with the mega bass turned on
July 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
forever crazy to me that I have to live in a world where so many bands wanna sound like all time low or whatever other warped tour dumbassery they loved as children like dude have you really just not had the epiphany where yr listening to something so sonicly unique that you see god—c'mon man
June 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This magazine is 29 years old today—though perhaps Metallica’s mascara-laced Anton Corbijn period has aged like a tall glass of eggnog, an editorial depicting the (then) rising, shadowy, evangelical right’s fight against womens’ right to choose could’ve been published this morning.
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
do you ever think about the sports to potty humor pipeline that kids get to experience in real time via physical education? like the transformative moment where suddenly every time an adult says the word "balls" you laugh so hard that you start to shake
June 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
capital G Guitar solo
I Come With Mud
YouTube video by Men I Trust
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
true joy to be on spinning rock simultaneously to Alex G whose continued harmonic and groove adventures make up some of the singularly most compelling popular music of the last 8 years imho---the keys lead in this sounds like walk of life by dire straits which i think is a very good song
Alex G - Afterlife (Official Video)
YouTube video by Alex G
www.youtube.com
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
if i see the dead oceans wednesday reddit ad that's disguised to look like an indieheads post one more time i'm gonna explode---why is indie rawk dumbassery trying to get between me and my wrasslin' gossip! leave! me!! alone!!!
June 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
happy 15th 'just got back,' sometimes I have a tough time living in yr shadow. if there's one thing i wish young Brave Little Aba-Fans could take away: 3 kids crafted it completely untethered from marketing/pursuit of audience. its naivete is a strength. proud that it passes tests of time.
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM