Adam Maurer
@adamcmaurer.bsky.social
Bassist in Minneapolis
👨🏻 Dad, Nerd
🎧 Hardcore, Jazz, Alternative
🏀 Wolves ⚾️ Twins
Trying to keep things positive
👨🏻 Dad, Nerd
🎧 Hardcore, Jazz, Alternative
🏀 Wolves ⚾️ Twins
Trying to keep things positive
People will tell you humans weren’t supposed to wear shoes and then put on a shoe that covers every individual toe
August 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
People will tell you humans weren’t supposed to wear shoes and then put on a shoe that covers every individual toe
Only real criminals have temporary tattoos so they can do a crime and then take a bubble bath so there can’t be any reliable witnesses
August 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Only real criminals have temporary tattoos so they can do a crime and then take a bubble bath so there can’t be any reliable witnesses
New ink from a four year old. Thank you Lily! 🙏🙌
August 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New ink from a four year old. Thank you Lily! 🙏🙌
I’m sorry Mr Spider but while I’ve appreciated what you’ve done for this basement, we have guests coming over tomorrow so you’re home is going in the vacuum cleaner
August 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m sorry Mr Spider but while I’ve appreciated what you’ve done for this basement, we have guests coming over tomorrow so you’re home is going in the vacuum cleaner
Laying on the gym mat making fart sounds with my back gap
August 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Laying on the gym mat making fart sounds with my back gap
You can tell a lot about a person from their Five Finger Death Punch bumper sticker
August 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You can tell a lot about a person from their Five Finger Death Punch bumper sticker
Some people really just have the worst workout routine
August 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Some people really just have the worst workout routine
Kansas and Missouri are funny because the northern parts of their states are southern Midwest and the southern parts are northest sections of the South
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kansas and Missouri are funny because the northern parts of their states are southern Midwest and the southern parts are northest sections of the South
Why don’t they make a formal sleeveless shirt? Gimme that collared tank top.
August 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why don’t they make a formal sleeveless shirt? Gimme that collared tank top.
I’m really excited for whatever music the young band that’s deciding to call themselves Poop Suitcase will make
August 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m really excited for whatever music the young band that’s deciding to call themselves Poop Suitcase will make
The Phoenician Scheme is a great movie about how in the early 2000s everyone was trying to get you hooked on phonics
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Phoenician Scheme is a great movie about how in the early 2000s everyone was trying to get you hooked on phonics
At Guitar Center looking at light poles and the guy tells me it runs off DMX. I told him the only DMX I know barks. He just smiled at me and walked away.
August 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
At Guitar Center looking at light poles and the guy tells me it runs off DMX. I told him the only DMX I know barks. He just smiled at me and walked away.
Headphones starting to smell funny
August 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Headphones starting to smell funny
Reposted by Adam Maurer
GOD DAMMIT POHLADS
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
GOD DAMMIT POHLADS
I saw a little garden creature wearing white Vans and a trilby yelling “hup hup hup!” on my way to work
It was gnome a la ska
It was gnome a la ska
August 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I saw a little garden creature wearing white Vans and a trilby yelling “hup hup hup!” on my way to work
It was gnome a la ska
It was gnome a la ska
You know for being a no judgement zone, Planet Fitness has a lot of weirdos.
June 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You know for being a no judgement zone, Planet Fitness has a lot of weirdos.
“She was built like a refrigerator with a head”
Jim Croce
Jim Croce
June 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“She was built like a refrigerator with a head”
Jim Croce
Jim Croce
“Yo bro this is a bomb track, what do you call it?”
June 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Yo bro this is a bomb track, what do you call it?”
I love having to go somewhere while I’m still drinking my coffee so I brush my teeth and then go right back to drinking my coffee but this time in a travel mug
May 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love having to go somewhere while I’m still drinking my coffee so I brush my teeth and then go right back to drinking my coffee but this time in a travel mug
If SGA doesnt get nominated for best actor I’m bathing with a toaster
May 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If SGA doesnt get nominated for best actor I’m bathing with a toaster
Shai for Uncut Gems 2, what a splendid actor
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shai for Uncut Gems 2, what a splendid actor
Thought I was being sneaky with my fart at the bar but it was loud as shit
May 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thought I was being sneaky with my fart at the bar but it was loud as shit
Brooks Lee has 3 home runs and my son has witnessed 2 of them live.
May 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Brooks Lee has 3 home runs and my son has witnessed 2 of them live.