Adam Carl
@adamcarl.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, musical theatre lyricist. Spending the next four years clad only in satin pajamas, drunkenly singing old sea shanties.
Sorry, lady, but Jolene doesn’t want your shitty man.
May 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Sorry, lady, but Jolene doesn’t want your shitty man.
Shit, I just accidentally included Jeffrey Goldberg and my wife on a Signal thread that included Severance spoilers.
May 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Shit, I just accidentally included Jeffrey Goldberg and my wife on a Signal thread that included Severance spoilers.
An American pope not from Greenwich Village feels like a real missed opportunity.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
An American pope not from Greenwich Village feels like a real missed opportunity.
Nobody cares, but I also just billowed black smoke.
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Nobody cares, but I also just billowed black smoke.
I’ve heard of using Signal to plan a threesome, but never to coordinate this many people getting fucked.
March 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’ve heard of using Signal to plan a threesome, but never to coordinate this many people getting fucked.
I started watching The Irishman the night before the Oscars in 2020. It just ended.
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I started watching The Irishman the night before the Oscars in 2020. It just ended.
Imagine my disgust when I finally made it to Xanadu and there wasn't a single Xanax to be found.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Imagine my disgust when I finally made it to Xanadu and there wasn't a single Xanax to be found.
“Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” is only time in my life I ever watched a movie character and thought “Oh, man, I wish that were me.”
I’m referring to the grandpa who didn’t have to get out of bed and go on that cockamamie tour.
I’m referring to the grandpa who didn’t have to get out of bed and go on that cockamamie tour.
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” is only time in my life I ever watched a movie character and thought “Oh, man, I wish that were me.”
I’m referring to the grandpa who didn’t have to get out of bed and go on that cockamamie tour.
I’m referring to the grandpa who didn’t have to get out of bed and go on that cockamamie tour.
I kinda wish that my hips would occasionally lie.
February 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I kinda wish that my hips would occasionally lie.
Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra” is the best “Abracadabra” since Steve Miller’s terrible “Abracadabra.”
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra” is the best “Abracadabra” since Steve Miller’s terrible “Abracadabra.”
Every day I’m disgusted and outraged about something new. Today it’s Billy Crystal’s ridiculous fake hair.
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Every day I’m disgusted and outraged about something new. Today it’s Billy Crystal’s ridiculous fake hair.
I’m only concerned about the air quality in L.A. because I’m considering camping out now for “Paddington in Peru.”
February 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m only concerned about the air quality in L.A. because I’m considering camping out now for “Paddington in Peru.”
Why does everyone assume two peas in a pod can fucking stand each other.
January 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why does everyone assume two peas in a pod can fucking stand each other.
My most controversial opinion is that going up a hill to fetch a pail of water is not a two person job.
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My most controversial opinion is that going up a hill to fetch a pail of water is not a two person job.
Stop telling the deceased to rest in power. That sounds exhausting.
December 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Stop telling the deceased to rest in power. That sounds exhausting.
What they don’t tell you about the little drummer boy is that he played the baby Jesus the solo from Hot for Teacher.
December 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
What they don’t tell you about the little drummer boy is that he played the baby Jesus the solo from Hot for Teacher.
Unpopular opinion: Some people do, in fact, mourn the wicked.
December 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Unpopular opinion: Some people do, in fact, mourn the wicked.
Now that Mike Vick is going to be coaching the Spartans, they’re totally gonna kill the Bulldogs.
December 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Now that Mike Vick is going to be coaching the Spartans, they’re totally gonna kill the Bulldogs.
And here I thought Hakeem Jeffries was Pelosi’s hip replacement.
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
And here I thought Hakeem Jeffries was Pelosi’s hip replacement.
Bill Belichick probably decided to coach at the college level so he can meet his next girlfriend.
December 11, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Bill Belichick probably decided to coach at the college level so he can meet his next girlfriend.
Am I the only one who finds it a little concerning that the Catholic priest who wrote Silent Night described a baby as “tender and mild”? That’s literally how I describe an unobjectionable piece of fish.
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Am I the only one who finds it a little concerning that the Catholic priest who wrote Silent Night described a baby as “tender and mild”? That’s literally how I describe an unobjectionable piece of fish.
I listened to so much musical theatre this year my Spotify Wrapped called me a gay slur.
December 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I listened to so much musical theatre this year my Spotify Wrapped called me a gay slur.
If you need to blame someone for Trump's reelection, I threw away a chain letter in 1982.
November 30, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If you need to blame someone for Trump's reelection, I threw away a chain letter in 1982.
Still debating whether to post a hacky Thanksgiving joke or a genuine expression of gratitude. I'll get back to you.
November 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Still debating whether to post a hacky Thanksgiving joke or a genuine expression of gratitude. I'll get back to you.