Adam Brodsky
@adambrodsky.bsky.social
Folksinger
Guinness World Record Holder
Opportunivore
Guinness World Record Holder
Opportunivore
In the dumps with the mumps
While the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
While the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
May 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
In the dumps with the mumps
While the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
While the adolescent pumps his way into his hat.
Happy brunch free, stress free day, to all of my motherless children who don’t celebrate!
May 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy brunch free, stress free day, to all of my motherless children who don’t celebrate!
Motherfucker got me siding with the Catholic Church 
May 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Motherfucker got me siding with the Catholic Church 
There’s Nazis in the White House and there’s Nazis on my block
and when they fly their Nazi flags it’s always still a shock
The swastikas have been replaced
with a phrase and with that name, but everybody knows
they’re Nazi flags just the same
(1/8)
and when they fly their Nazi flags it’s always still a shock
The swastikas have been replaced
with a phrase and with that name, but everybody knows
they’re Nazi flags just the same
(1/8)
May 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There’s Nazis in the White House and there’s Nazis on my block
and when they fly their Nazi flags it’s always still a shock
The swastikas have been replaced
with a phrase and with that name, but everybody knows
they’re Nazi flags just the same
(1/8)
and when they fly their Nazi flags it’s always still a shock
The swastikas have been replaced
with a phrase and with that name, but everybody knows
they’re Nazi flags just the same
(1/8)
The average American has three friends.
May 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The average American has three friends.
Someone in charge should greenlight a Ramones biopic before Adam Driver gets too old.
April 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Someone in charge should greenlight a Ramones biopic before Adam Driver gets too old.
This is what they’ve always wanted, they were just too scared of us before.
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is what they’ve always wanted, they were just too scared of us before.
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April 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reboot: This time Herbie is a used, woke Tesla purchased cheap by a family of MAGAts
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reboot: This time Herbie is a used, woke Tesla purchased cheap by a family of MAGAts
If the league is colluding and wanted to kill his career, Cleveland is the place where quarterbacks die
April 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If the league is colluding and wanted to kill his career, Cleveland is the place where quarterbacks die
Is there a place in this world for a man who doesn’t like Deion Sanders and also doesn’t like racist NFL owners?
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Is there a place in this world for a man who doesn’t like Deion Sanders and also doesn’t like racist NFL owners?
Deion is the reason his son was projected as a first round pick, and the reason he wasn’t drafted in the first round.
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Deion is the reason his son was projected as a first round pick, and the reason he wasn’t drafted in the first round.
Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
April 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
@phillies.com y’all should wear the powder blues for the day game Friday at Wrigley.
April 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@phillies.com y’all should wear the powder blues for the day game Friday at Wrigley.
Chandler was actually pretty great in that one episode of The West Wing
Seemed like he was gonna hang around.
Anybody know if that was the plan or what happened?
Seemed like he was gonna hang around.
Anybody know if that was the plan or what happened?
April 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Chandler was actually pretty great in that one episode of The West Wing
Seemed like he was gonna hang around.
Anybody know if that was the plan or what happened?
Seemed like he was gonna hang around.
Anybody know if that was the plan or what happened?
Aya Cash is one of the world’s most beautiful women.
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Aya Cash is one of the world’s most beautiful women.
In the Philadelphia suburbs, in 1977, a dorky nine year old Stayed up late one night after Action News, for the Million Dollar movie, mostly to see Fonzie with a beard, and got radicalized.
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In the Philadelphia suburbs, in 1977, a dorky nine year old Stayed up late one night after Action News, for the Million Dollar movie, mostly to see Fonzie with a beard, and got radicalized.
I’ve been cutting into all the stuff in my house all weekend, and none of its cake.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ve been cutting into all the stuff in my house all weekend, and none of its cake.
Walking through #Fishtown on the first warm morn of the year Queequeg began rapping the rhymes of the great Ice Cube.
Then we headed right back to the fort
Sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts.
Then we headed right back to the fort
Sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts.
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Walking through #Fishtown on the first warm morn of the year Queequeg began rapping the rhymes of the great Ice Cube.
Then we headed right back to the fort
Sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts.
Then we headed right back to the fort
Sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts.
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Unimpeachable Patriot John Adams defended the British soldiers who shot Crispus Attucks et al.
#dueprocess
#dueprocess
April 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Unimpeachable Patriot John Adams defended the British soldiers who shot Crispus Attucks et al.
#dueprocess
#dueprocess
This performance was absolutely worthy of an academy award. I’m not kidding.
April 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This performance was absolutely worthy of an academy award. I’m not kidding.
My dad’s Republican Jew friends who think they’re white are gonna get leopardfaced pretty soon.
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My dad’s Republican Jew friends who think they’re white are gonna get leopardfaced pretty soon.
Hacks S4E2 is one of the best pieces of television ever televizzed.
April 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hacks S4E2 is one of the best pieces of television ever televizzed.