Actually💀💖Ashley
@actuallyashley.bsky.social
Washed up model/actress
Wannabe comedian
Wannabe comedian
Yall would be making me too many damn cakes as often as this bihh relapses
December 1, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Yall would be making me too many damn cakes as often as this bihh relapses
I sent a photo of my bewbies to an ex that I have no interest in last night cause I was drunk. Also woke up to a full piece of bread in the toilet so, merry Christmas to me I guess
December 20, 2023 at 2:01 PM
I sent a photo of my bewbies to an ex that I have no interest in last night cause I was drunk. Also woke up to a full piece of bread in the toilet so, merry Christmas to me I guess
I begged and begged to get on this app to never post on it. ):
December 20, 2023 at 1:57 PM
I begged and begged to get on this app to never post on it. ):
Ex reveal:
& this morning he comes over, knocks on my window (he’s blocked on everything) and tells me *someone* fucked his car up. (More than likely he got drunk, ran off the road and doesn’t rmbr)
I pick the good ones can’t ya tell
& this morning he comes over, knocks on my window (he’s blocked on everything) and tells me *someone* fucked his car up. (More than likely he got drunk, ran off the road and doesn’t rmbr)
I pick the good ones can’t ya tell
November 12, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Ex reveal:
& this morning he comes over, knocks on my window (he’s blocked on everything) and tells me *someone* fucked his car up. (More than likely he got drunk, ran off the road and doesn’t rmbr)
I pick the good ones can’t ya tell
& this morning he comes over, knocks on my window (he’s blocked on everything) and tells me *someone* fucked his car up. (More than likely he got drunk, ran off the road and doesn’t rmbr)
I pick the good ones can’t ya tell
Makes me mad when comedians aren’t funny irl. Like i get it, you don’t wanna do ur “job” 24/7 but also… make me laugh, monkey
November 7, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Makes me mad when comedians aren’t funny irl. Like i get it, you don’t wanna do ur “job” 24/7 but also… make me laugh, monkey
my heart is too wounded for these indelicate men
October 10, 2023 at 10:51 PM
my heart is too wounded for these indelicate men
Desperate for the stupid silly kinda love that has me cheesin on my phone in between sets at the gym. Sadly, I just scowl and lift harder
September 21, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Desperate for the stupid silly kinda love that has me cheesin on my phone in between sets at the gym. Sadly, I just scowl and lift harder
the homie and I are sparkin up tonight n I asked if I could bring my dog out of courtesy (was gunna bring him anyways) and he said NO. *heavy, hard repeated blinks*
September 8, 2023 at 10:42 PM
the homie and I are sparkin up tonight n I asked if I could bring my dog out of courtesy (was gunna bring him anyways) and he said NO. *heavy, hard repeated blinks*
Poor guys I’ve given chances to think they can get anything now cause they bagged one singular baddie. Sorry babes, not every gorgeous girl is as mentally troubled. Humble ya self before u get hurt
September 8, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Poor guys I’ve given chances to think they can get anything now cause they bagged one singular baddie. Sorry babes, not every gorgeous girl is as mentally troubled. Humble ya self before u get hurt
Not me looking for sugar daddies at the gym. It’s planet fitness for god sakes. Ain’t no sugar to be found here
August 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Not me looking for sugar daddies at the gym. It’s planet fitness for god sakes. Ain’t no sugar to be found here
Forgot my log in credentials due to a lost phone floating or sunk in the Atlantic Ocean somewhere but I’m back, bitches… and I got the tea on my latest sad girl / rad girl escapades
August 30, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Forgot my log in credentials due to a lost phone floating or sunk in the Atlantic Ocean somewhere but I’m back, bitches… and I got the tea on my latest sad girl / rad girl escapades
FIRST TIME GOING SKYDIVING TODAY!
August 11, 2023 at 2:06 PM
FIRST TIME GOING SKYDIVING TODAY!
Wish this application worked better. Still safer here, than Twitter I suppose
August 9, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Wish this application worked better. Still safer here, than Twitter I suppose
BPD = beautiful princess disorder
August 4, 2023 at 9:23 PM
BPD = beautiful princess disorder
Just took my after photos to compare for a month of no drinking. Fatty liver who?!
August 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Just took my after photos to compare for a month of no drinking. Fatty liver who?!
Poor babies can’t even plug a side nostril 😩
August 4, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Poor babies can’t even plug a side nostril 😩
made my very own Barbie photoshoot my damn self with no creep to worry about. Oh how I love being a woman
August 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
made my very own Barbie photoshoot my damn self with no creep to worry about. Oh how I love being a woman
Three more days and it’ll be an entire month I haven’t had any wacko tobacco 🚬
August 3, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Three more days and it’ll be an entire month I haven’t had any wacko tobacco 🚬
I am so happy be here, idc if I only keep three followers.
feels like a restraining order against my ex… except this actually works.
feels like a restraining order against my ex… except this actually works.
August 3, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I am so happy be here, idc if I only keep three followers.
feels like a restraining order against my ex… except this actually works.
feels like a restraining order against my ex… except this actually works.
I motherfuckin made it, bitches. Prepare to see me mildly indecent, serving cunt. absolutely unhinged, and venting about my horrid hot girl life
August 3, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I motherfuckin made it, bitches. Prepare to see me mildly indecent, serving cunt. absolutely unhinged, and venting about my horrid hot girl life