Dr. Doctor
@actualdrdoctor.bsky.social
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Dr. Doctor
@actualdrdoctor.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hello new followers! I’m a gravitational-wave-astrophysicist-turned-climate-scientist working to track and reduce greenhouse gas emissions with the Climate TRACE coalition. But I mostly post memes and dad/bad jokes 🤠
I thought the movie “Eddington” was piggybacking on Oppenheimer and building out the PCU (Physicist Cinematic Universe) but I guess it’s not about that
July 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I thought the movie “Eddington” was piggybacking on Oppenheimer and building out the PCU (Physicist Cinematic Universe) but I guess it’s not about that
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In this morning’s plenary at #GR24Amaldi16, Amanda Farah introduces the newest (and most massive and likely most rapidly spinning) @ligo.org - @egovirgo.bsky.social - KAGRA event, #GW231123! Read more about this exceptional event in the discovery paper: arxiv.org/abs/2507.08219
July 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
In this morning’s plenary at #GR24Amaldi16, Amanda Farah introduces the newest (and most massive and likely most rapidly spinning) @ligo.org - @egovirgo.bsky.social - KAGRA event, #GW231123! Read more about this exceptional event in the discovery paper: arxiv.org/abs/2507.08219
Or when they are me
May 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Or when they are me
It’s an inherently unstable equilibrium 😫
April 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s an inherently unstable equilibrium 😫
Airlines are like “Now that you’re on the plane, we’re going to check if the plane works…oops looks like it doesn’t. Now we’ll all sit here for 2 hours 👍🏻”
April 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Airlines are like “Now that you’re on the plane, we’re going to check if the plane works…oops looks like it doesn’t. Now we’ll all sit here for 2 hours 👍🏻”
Getting a meme coin at the grift shop in the crypto museum
March 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting a meme coin at the grift shop in the crypto museum
Anyone ever gotten to Inbox Zero, Laundry Zero, and Dish Zero at the same time?
March 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Anyone ever gotten to Inbox Zero, Laundry Zero, and Dish Zero at the same time?
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Sometimes I just can't decide what I want out of life.
On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work.
On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air.
Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.
On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work.
On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air.
Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.
March 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Sometimes I just can't decide what I want out of life.
On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work.
On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air.
Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.
On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work.
On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air.
Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.
I’m already exhausted, and it’s only been like 6 Scaramuccis
March 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m already exhausted, and it’s only been like 6 Scaramuccis
My Verve and Wiley is off the charts
March 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My Verve and Wiley is off the charts
Bad Bunny, Trix are for kids
March 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bad Bunny, Trix are for kids
I’ll be there! Can’t wait!
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’ll be there! Can’t wait!
They should make a romantic comedy about 8 couples finding love during Christmas-time through Twitter replies.
Call it “Well, Actually”
Call it “Well, Actually”
March 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They should make a romantic comedy about 8 couples finding love during Christmas-time through Twitter replies.
Call it “Well, Actually”
Call it “Well, Actually”
Bro do you even code*?
* write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations
* write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations
March 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bro do you even code*?
* write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations
* write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations
Sad to hear Gene Hackman died. I didn’t realize he also invented CRISPR
February 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sad to hear Gene Hackman died. I didn’t realize he also invented CRISPR
My favorite Meta product is Mucil
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My favorite Meta product is Mucil
Amazon and Instagram are aggressively marketing chain saws to me. I guess I give off lumberjack energy??
February 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Amazon and Instagram are aggressively marketing chain saws to me. I guess I give off lumberjack energy??
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call??
February 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call??
Me every time I lose at a video game: at least I have a life and a wife
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me every time I lose at a video game: at least I have a life and a wife
That would be an amazing conference, especially if Alan Cumming were there
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That would be an amazing conference, especially if Alan Cumming were there
🤣
Traitors is a wonderful reality game show, kind of like Mafia or Secret Hitler if you’ve played those, but now it’s a bunch of C-list celebrities in a mansion with the best host ever (Alan Cumming)
Traitors is a wonderful reality game show, kind of like Mafia or Secret Hitler if you’ve played those, but now it’s a bunch of C-list celebrities in a mansion with the best host ever (Alan Cumming)
February 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
🤣
Traitors is a wonderful reality game show, kind of like Mafia or Secret Hitler if you’ve played those, but now it’s a bunch of C-list celebrities in a mansion with the best host ever (Alan Cumming)
Traitors is a wonderful reality game show, kind of like Mafia or Secret Hitler if you’ve played those, but now it’s a bunch of C-list celebrities in a mansion with the best host ever (Alan Cumming)