Earnest Hummingway
@activatedsludg3.bsky.social
This cowboy is different
Who is eating White Castle
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Who is eating White Castle
Drake is Taylor swift for boys
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Drake is Taylor swift for boys
I like it when bands aren’t afraid to rock out
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I like it when bands aren’t afraid to rock out
I’m suspicious of the Girl Scouts
May 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m suspicious of the Girl Scouts
Is there another, better shape to breathe in when box breathing isn’t enough
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Is there another, better shape to breathe in when box breathing isn’t enough
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How every moment feels rn
March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How every moment feels rn
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When someone has a song in their heart that’s so beautiful
March 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When someone has a song in their heart that’s so beautiful
Got engaged 👀
March 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Got engaged 👀
Someone please tell these Minneapolis love is blind participants that we don’t have to wear no-show socks anymore
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone please tell these Minneapolis love is blind participants that we don’t have to wear no-show socks anymore
When the news screen in my office elevator today updated me on the chances of the asteroid hitting earth in 3 years I lost it
February 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When the news screen in my office elevator today updated me on the chances of the asteroid hitting earth in 3 years I lost it
Firing some blueskys out into the abyss if anyone is even out there. Marco?
February 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Firing some blueskys out into the abyss if anyone is even out there. Marco?
I’ve recently been described as “always shooting from the hip” and “trying takes on for size”. At best, this makes me open-minded, unstubborn, always willing to engage. At worst, I am flippant, shady, and lack self-assurance. Which is it Bluesky?
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’ve recently been described as “always shooting from the hip” and “trying takes on for size”. At best, this makes me open-minded, unstubborn, always willing to engage. At worst, I am flippant, shady, and lack self-assurance. Which is it Bluesky?
I feel like someone should probably do something about aviation safety?
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I feel like someone should probably do something about aviation safety?
I’ve been introspecting lately
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ve been introspecting lately
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We called AAA, but AA showed up. #guardianangels
February 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We called AAA, but AA showed up. #guardianangels
You never know when a blinding snow drift is coming
February 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You never know when a blinding snow drift is coming
I hate monkeys - uncanny valley
February 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I hate monkeys - uncanny valley
I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away
February 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away
Today is going to be a great day
February 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today is going to be a great day
A man should never tell a woman her puffy is too much
February 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A man should never tell a woman her puffy is too much
King of night vision, king of insight 🔮🪐
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
King of night vision, king of insight 🔮🪐
You wish.
February 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You wish.
My favorite time is right before dinner!
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My favorite time is right before dinner!
People should be more kind and genuine 🥲
February 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
People should be more kind and genuine 🥲