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Subpoena implies the existence of dompoena
July 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Subpoena implies the existence of dompoena
Today is 3/3, or as I like to call it, 1
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today is 3/3, or as I like to call it, 1
Why are we letting the guy who couldn’t figure out how to get rid of bots on his own website be in charge of the government
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why are we letting the guy who couldn’t figure out how to get rid of bots on his own website be in charge of the government
There’s another timeline where like 80,000 people voted differently where none of this shit is happening now
February 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There’s another timeline where like 80,000 people voted differently where none of this shit is happening now
Wasabi peas - the premier yuppie snack of the late aughts - are nowhere to be seen these days, huh?
January 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Wasabi peas - the premier yuppie snack of the late aughts - are nowhere to be seen these days, huh?
Damn it’s kinda crazy that the deadliest domestic airline crash in the last 24 years just happened and we kinda don’t know any details because the optics are inconvenient to the incoming administration
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Damn it’s kinda crazy that the deadliest domestic airline crash in the last 24 years just happened and we kinda don’t know any details because the optics are inconvenient to the incoming administration
Never forget
January 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Never forget
You ever have your day completely ruined just by seeing a cybertruck?
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You ever have your day completely ruined just by seeing a cybertruck?
Teaching my son what it means to be a fan of the Buffalo Bills (pain, disappointment, standing like this)
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Teaching my son what it means to be a fan of the Buffalo Bills (pain, disappointment, standing like this)
This is me
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is me
Today I learned that using the .5x zoom makes for amazing baby pictures
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today I learned that using the .5x zoom makes for amazing baby pictures
Trump’s cabinet is affirmative action for jackasses
January 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trump’s cabinet is affirmative action for jackasses
The Emilia Perez discourse has gone too far. I’m zagging. The movie is fine, actually.
January 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Emilia Perez discourse has gone too far. I’m zagging. The movie is fine, actually.
Here’s me and my 4 week old, if anyone cares
January 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Here’s me and my 4 week old, if anyone cares
E doesn’t equal mc^2. That’s dumb. E equals E.
January 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
E doesn’t equal mc^2. That’s dumb. E equals E.
The reason I can’t fully leave the other place is I am for some reason addicted to keeping up with the evil shit they’re up to over there. I’m just a filthy little piggy who loves rolling around in the mud.
January 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The reason I can’t fully leave the other place is I am for some reason addicted to keeping up with the evil shit they’re up to over there. I’m just a filthy little piggy who loves rolling around in the mud.
So glad to see more #billsmafia people popping up on this app.
January 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So glad to see more #billsmafia people popping up on this app.
In a just world, these two would have been played by @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In a just world, these two would have been played by @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social
What’s your favorite song from The Caterpillar Lion King? Mine is a toss up between “The Circle of Leaf,” “Cocoona Matata,” and “I Just Can’t Wait To Be A Monarch Butterfly.”
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
What’s your favorite song from The Caterpillar Lion King? Mine is a toss up between “The Circle of Leaf,” “Cocoona Matata,” and “I Just Can’t Wait To Be A Monarch Butterfly.”
You’re telling me one of these ate your baby?
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
You’re telling me one of these ate your baby?
I’m so proud of my toddler for spelling his first word today 🥲
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’m so proud of my toddler for spelling his first word today 🥲
Go. Bills.
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Go. Bills.
If you liked not following me on twitter, you’re going to love not following me on bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
If you liked not following me on twitter, you’re going to love not following me on bluesky