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karis 🐉
@acidkumquat.bsky.social
30, wy, she/they, 🏳️‍🌈
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there's a guy from my hometown named Andy who would always find girls on dating apps and ask for feet pics and he was referred to as 'foot andy' so this is just really sending me
turns out without the dogs waking me up at 4:30, I'll just wake up at 4 on my own and not be able to sleep anymore!!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
do u ever feel like ur being watched
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
spyke is a big fan of the cursor on the nancy drew vods (she might just break the tv and I might not be able to leave these vods on for sleeping tonight)
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"I can't believe they do gay on hallmark"
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
hillary made me watch wicked. it was good. but jfc movies do not need to be 2 hours and 45 minutes
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
also look how cute my mom and sister are (we didn't realize while taking the picture that the mirror was fucked up on my mom's face and also why am I holding my phone so awkwardly)
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I saw a lot of my extended family today for the first time since the whole meth thing and I'm surprised by how angry some of them are lmao it's very nice though!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was already behind at work because we had last tuesday off for election day, this tuesday for veterans day, and then today I lost 5 hours to the power being out, I have SO much I HAVE to get done tomorrow and I'm dreadin and stressin
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
me without electricity

(thank u reidie for making this be in my head constantly)
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A repost, for the new kids, since, tis that time again, for fighting the harvest and chesnut soup. 🕯️🍜 ORIGINAL IB @em🍳 and my PIC DOP costar as always the incomparable @seth hollingsworth #daylightsa...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the power is out for our entire town and everyone is convinced it's aliens
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I hate when I go to pull my sleeve up and it gets stuck on my watch or something and my fingers slip off and I accidentally punch myself in the boob
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
my partner literally has a PO box that he set up for sending out his bands merch and truly idk if he's paid to keep it open but instead of even considering that I am just happily doxxing myself to y'all without a second thought
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
sega mega drive
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't have any energy for anything besides surviving rn but y'all are gonna make me make my partner do a holiday card with me aren't you
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm sitting in my car in front of the post office going through the mail I just grabbed and an old man knocks on my window asking me to roll it down (I panic and open my door instead of rolling the window down) and he says "I love your bumper sticker!" of which I have several but I was just like
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the anxiety is out in full force for my in person day today
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I heard @whooisjulia.bsky.social would like to see an animal. I have several

(I hope your day gets better diva!!!)
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know when you buy a drink or gum or whatever at the grocery store theyre supposed to ask if you want it left out of the bag but the lady shoving the single cold energy drink i was buying alongside a box of twelve at me felt pointed
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
diva down

(im on my period, the SAD is hittin, and the regular depression is also hittin and none of my hobbies or activities are bringing me any joy)
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
some might say we know too much about each other but also, sometimes it's nice to bond over the weird things our bodies do because having a body sucks
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted by karis 🐉
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November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm actually feeling very motivated and productive today is that okay????
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I bought a physical copy of careless people way earlier this year and got very into the first few chapters but then kept not wanting to pick it up again so I finally borrowed the audiobook on libby and I was not in the right headspace for it but I did listen to it in its entirety today (13 hours)
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my turning off my 5:45am alarm at 4:30 every day because I haven't been able to sleep long enough to be woken up by my alarm in a week now
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
you ever get in the shower and forget to have a towel ready so you have to waddle soaking wet to the cabinet only to find all of the clean towels are still in the dryer so you have to dry off with a wash cloth bc the curtains are open so you cant waddle naked to the dryer to grab a towel?
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM