COMPLETELY OBSESSED with this entire album. Best one since Zaba hands down no question. #glassanimals #iloveyousof***ingmuch

Sometimes you just gotta take out the trash, even when the trash is “family.” Bitch bye; I didn’t choose you and I will CONTINUE to not choose you. I would say family gatherings are about to get real uncomfortable, but it’s not like I ever get to see them anyway.

Good morning, Bluesky! 666 days sober today y’all, AIN’T NOTHING IN THIS WORLD HOLDING ME BACK ANYMORE!!! #sober #sobriety #sobrietyrocks #sobernotboring #recovery #recoveryispossible #aa #alcoholicsanonymous #alcoholic #recoveringalcoholic #askmeanything #AMA

As one of the benefits administrators for my company, I get angrier at the American healthcare system every day. American health “insurance” is nothing short of organized crime and my mind cannot be changed about that.

🎶Oops, I dyed it again…🎶 not sure if I’m really vibing with this color. I think I liked the magenta better. But this one is to allow for transition to teal without bleaching and damaging the shit out of it.

Coffee: Consumed in outrageous amounts.
Fridge: Cleaned out, sanitized, organized.
Egg cleansing: Facilitated by fridge cleanout.
Laundry: Currently in washer.
Anxiety: Abated.

#winning

Hi! I’m angry ADHD feminist with a suspicious number of autistic traits; a great love for people, cats, culture, food, caffeine, dinosaurs, books, and stuffies; and zero tolerance for bullshit. Welcome to the Hot Mess Express, I’ll be your conductor today.