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𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼!

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
Ten – sion! Feels like a fog!
April 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
// im at work btw i just have too much fun fucking around as wheatley
April 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by ⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬.
͏͏͏

〔 𝐀.𝐈. 〕 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌
&& 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐘𝐒.

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April 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
// wheatley is so unfortunately fun to yap on
April 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by ⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬.
[ visibly looks like she regrets taking him in. ]
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by ⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬.
i gotta say, y'know, it's - it's just super sigma to have you here. in the test chambers. yeah, it's - i'm just bloody rizzed up, having you here.
March 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
y'know, it's, it's a shame, really, how we all just sit here, collecting dust.

i mean, well, you know, not real dust, it'd destroy our fans, of course, real awful noise, hate that noise, we all do, but,
April 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
[ Still on the ground, he freezes, mind buffering. Bad idea. AWFUL idea. He should have never came out here – ! ]

. . if you're going to shoot me, you should do it now! I'm - I'm quite vicious, you know! Bloody terrifying! Whoever you are!
[ . . . She can't forget a voice. Especially not a voice she's spent quite a while Enraged with. ]

[ With a sharp whistle, and cock of a firearm, the crows disperse to the trees and posts. ]
[ On the ground, im a fetal position as the crows peck at him. ]

BLOODY - BLOODY PESTS!
March 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you - you shouldn't underestimate me, you know. i mean, don't forget the 'potato' ! i did that! me! to you, the almighty GLaDOS! so!
I can never be too careful with you.
obviously! obviously i did! because / i / am smart, and know these things!

it's called 'sarcasm'! shows how much you know, huh!
March 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
obviously! obviously i did! because / i / am smart, and know these things!

it's called 'sarcasm'! shows how much you know, huh!
Who? there's no one left, moron. Just. Me.

Surely you remember that, correct?
[ twitch. ]

hahah! funny, you are! very – VERY funny. bet they put a funny core in you, didn't they!
March 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[ On the ground, im a fetal position as the crows peck at him. ]

BLOODY - BLOODY PESTS!
[ . . . What the hell has the crows worked up this time. ]
chele the bird s CHELL THE BIRDS HELP
March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
[ twitch. ]

hahah! funny, you are! very – VERY funny. bet they put a funny core in you, didn't they!
Oh, of course. You are just so ridiculously unpleasant to look at. I mistook it for some deformity. Honest mistake.
. . my, uh, my face? is on my face? i mean, last i checked, y'know, it was there. as it should be. despite my fall - , which, not important, really, everyone has a nice fall here and there, i've had plenty, for sure – ,
March 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
// in my head wheatleys core was so terribly damaged from the fall back he HAD to find an alternative. lucky the scientists were miraculously working on android bodies or something
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
chele the bird s CHELL THE BIRDS HELP
[ It's like she can still hear his enraging voice. ]
March 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
. . my, uh, my face? is on my face? i mean, last i checked, y'know, it was there. as it should be. despite my fall - , which, not important, really, everyone has a nice fall here and there, i've had plenty, for sure – ,
Hm.

. . . What *is* that on your face, leech. it is very distracting. and *disturbing.*
eeeughe, boy. wow. you are - you are looking quite huge today, y'know that. just. just massive.

in a great way, obviously. not that YOU'RE dense. in that way.
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by ⌬┊ 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗬.
March 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
eeeughe, boy. wow. you are - you are looking quite huge today, y'know that. just. just massive.

in a great way, obviously. not that YOU'RE dense. in that way.
Oh, I'm sure even someone as *dense* as *you* can probably put it together.
sudden chill. down my, y'know, not really real spine. what's up with that.
March 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
sudden chill. down my, y'know, not really real spine. what's up with that.
March 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM


𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼!

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
March 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i gotta say, y'know, it's - it's just super sigma to have you here. in the test chambers. yeah, it's - i'm just bloody rizzed up, having you here.
March 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM