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h my god i’m getting the most amazing deal to get my back done by my fav queer tattoo artist
February 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
sending my dad to pick up my t vials cuz i’m out of town and who knows if they’ll bar us from moning come january
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
i hate having a dream where i have a crush cuz its just me running around after this person that my brain made up who seems to like me back and i’m never gonna see them again LOL
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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lord i see the people they let into nursing school, oh heavenly father bless me with immaculate health 🙏📿
November 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Cursed item #1
I said I was gonna make it and I did.
(Should I make the base slightly smaller??)

Check back tomorrow for more cursed stuff because I have a few new things nobody ever asked for 😂
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Bite
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 PM
i- i think i’m a kendrick fan again
November 26, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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look at her face. That’s the face of pure innocence of an angel who does not know what “tariff policies” or “truth social” are
November 26, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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evil laugh😼😈
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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This is Kiki’s “I know you have more” face
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
i really want this platform to become what it was like in the early 2010s
November 24, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:16 AM
November 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
anxiously telling my girlfriend i’ve been yearning for a boyfriend again and she’s like “awh babe i know that, you had already told me!”

im in love
November 15, 2024 at 7:42 AM
likeeee me nexttt 😭
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 AM
i want a natanael cano in trans so badddd
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM