Just walked outside to pick up a package and I can only describe the wind as punching me in the face
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Just walked outside to pick up a package and I can only describe the wind as punching me in the face
The limit does not exist for the amount of ICE goons and their apologists that I would trade for exactly one of these kids. More value in this video than the contained in the entire lives of the other side.
these kids go to school five miles from the border in a two six hours from the nearest major league city and they represent the best of what our nation can produce
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The limit does not exist for the amount of ICE goons and their apologists that I would trade for exactly one of these kids. More value in this video than the contained in the entire lives of the other side.
Stares in Orlando Magic fan
The biggest lie fans tell themselves is that they’ll be back next year
Sorry, JP. Jags got a bright future, though. They’ll be back next year.
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Stares in Orlando Magic fan
I AM IN NEED OF SUPERVISION
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I AM IN NEED OF SUPERVISION
Have to get 3rd down stops eventually, Jacksonville
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Have to get 3rd down stops eventually, Jacksonville
The Jacksonville Jaguars nominated their punter for the man of the year award. That's already funny. What makes it sublime is that the punter's one viral contribution to the team this year was threatening to kill a Tennessee Titans player
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The Jacksonville Jaguars nominated their punter for the man of the year award. That's already funny. What makes it sublime is that the punter's one viral contribution to the team this year was threatening to kill a Tennessee Titans player
The sounds of @celebrityhottub.bsky.social laughing fill my head
My big idiot QB
Trevor tripped doing the handoff, laid flat on his back and put up the touchdown signal LMAO
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The sounds of @celebrityhottub.bsky.social laughing fill my head
I can't possibly recommend living like a Hobbit for a day more than when you're feeling a bit down. Run/walk a fair distance, eat a hearty breakfast, smoke old Toby, second breakfast. Life is worth living now even if the forces of Mordor won't stop trying to take Greenland.
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I can't possibly recommend living like a Hobbit for a day more than when you're feeling a bit down. Run/walk a fair distance, eat a hearty breakfast, smoke old Toby, second breakfast. Life is worth living now even if the forces of Mordor won't stop trying to take Greenland.
What is couples therapy if not grinding tape to see where you can get the gaslight off a step faster? Flood the zone with backhanded comments.
Some people go to therapy and get worse!
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
What is couples therapy if not grinding tape to see where you can get the gaslight off a step faster? Flood the zone with backhanded comments.
I know I'm doomed cause if this was a Turing test, I'd say this is AI 10/10 times. The human body should not be able to do this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I know I'm doomed cause if this was a Turing test, I'd say this is AI 10/10 times. The human body should not be able to do this.
Two nights in a row with absolutely batshit insane football games on. Pretty good.
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Two nights in a row with absolutely batshit insane football games on. Pretty good.
Well I guess I need to look up flight costs to Slovenia
Slovenia Kissingtime
United States, Census, 1950
United States, Census, 1950
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Well I guess I need to look up flight costs to Slovenia
This game is making the timeline go theological
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This game is making the timeline go theological
This game is nuts man lol
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
This game is nuts man lol
Jesus I have to root for the Dolphins now?
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Jesus I have to root for the Dolphins now?
Cam Little more like Cam Big-Ass Leg
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Cam Little more like Cam Big-Ass Leg
Paolo going big bully as the clock goes down for an and-one. Love to see it (despite the missed FT)
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Paolo going big bully as the clock goes down for an and-one. Love to see it (despite the missed FT)
Amen
fyi corn dog nuggets are a traditional new year’s food starting now
Corn dog nuggets sound lucky, hidden blessings!
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Amen
I can't believe we've hit the time where Denver is getting all star calls
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can't believe we've hit the time where Denver is getting all star calls