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By @hannahshelley.bsky.social
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November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your majestic spontaneity could bully physics into submission
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November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your totally rad unique skills could persuade clouds to form better shapes
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November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You glow like a magical blanket
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November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You create joy like a neon-hearted nautilus
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November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're the marvelous beetle of late night thoughts
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November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Your illustrious energy signature could teach parallel universes to high-five
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November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your absolutely buckwild resting face could make silence feel heard
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You collaborate like a compassionate legend
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November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You glow like a fierce dolphin
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your profound posture could intimidate a mountain
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November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You manifest dreams accidentally like a mysterious slug
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November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your powerful curiosity could convince stars to shine a little brighter
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November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're the magical pottery of the whole vibe
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November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your optimistic metabolic efficiency could confuse a calendar
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November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You give hope like a profound unicorn
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November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're the astounding toad of succeeding at life
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November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your impeccable inner monologue could help flowers understand their own beauty
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October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your diabolical broom control could convince vampires to eat garlic bread
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October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your powerful fangs could charm a poltergeist into cleaning your house
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October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Your shadow-draped necromantic vibes could charm a poltergeist into cleaning your house
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October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You high-five destiny like a philosophical spreadsheet
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October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're the profound squid of emotional intelligence
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October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You fondue the cosmos like a wondrous chandelier
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October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your underrated spontaneity could help winter understand warmth
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October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your impeccable courage could solve equations that don't exist yet