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ripped a vape in bar x i feel like patrick bateman
October 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
bands get 73 followers and start wearing gloves during the set
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
couples costume idea
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
mcdonald’s coffee taste like windshield wiper fluid
September 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the thrill of unsupervised drunk sudoku
August 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
liquid joe implies the existence of solid and punished joe
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
peanus the gathering
August 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
home from work pants off any% wr holder
July 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
started 🔥 reacting to all of bam margera’s stories
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
how i be on a friday night!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
white boy orders negroni in perfect fremen, stuns bartender in arrakis
June 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
hot new looks for this summer 🔥
May 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
rick and morty bong implies the existence of ditto from pokemon fleshlight
April 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
grimes replacement theory
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
January 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
no one has ever been this drunk befor
January 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
bitches used to say nucking futs and wear etnies
December 2, 2024 at 4:40 AM
oh my god rest in peace @electricalwsop.bsky.social i’m stunned
May 8, 2024 at 10:41 PM
born to watch the jazz lose, forced to listen to way2sexy drake bass boosted
February 16, 2024 at 5:58 AM
i drink a half of a pot of coffee everyday now i am going to panera lemonade myself
December 23, 2023 at 10:18 PM
what is the point of clout if no one will make my wikifeet article :(
September 28, 2023 at 1:12 AM
saw my guy dwayne today haven’t seen bro since high school 😂🤣
September 9, 2023 at 12:53 AM
hell yeah they’re doing ritualistic mutual masturbation on the big phallic church building
September 7, 2023 at 7:32 PM
first day in like two months where i feel human again :)))
August 25, 2023 at 1:31 AM
nobody:
person who announces their next drink like a signature move:
S E C O N D B E E R
August 11, 2023 at 5:39 AM