Alex Brightman
@abrightmonster.bsky.social
he/him
Actor, Writer, Pretender. Currently writing a lot of different things. I hope you like at least one of them.
NOT THE REAL ALEX BRIGHTMAN. I made this to be funny when bluesky was unpopular/invite only
Actor, Writer, Pretender. Currently writing a lot of different things. I hope you like at least one of them.
NOT THE REAL ALEX BRIGHTMAN. I made this to be funny when bluesky was unpopular/invite only
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hey gang. i made this account for shits and giggles when bsky was still invite only. i am NOT the real alex brightman, and i was in fact posting his old tweets because i thought it was funny <3 but please go follow the real alex brightman on instagram!! his user is @brightmansomesay :)
hey gang. i made this account for shits and giggles when bsky was still invite only. i am NOT the real alex brightman, and i was in fact posting his old tweets because i thought it was funny <3 but please go follow the real alex brightman on instagram!! his user is @brightmansomesay :)
November 13, 2024 at 10:05 PM
hey gang. i made this account for shits and giggles when bsky was still invite only. i am NOT the real alex brightman, and i was in fact posting his old tweets because i thought it was funny <3 but please go follow the real alex brightman on instagram!! his user is @brightmansomesay :)
What's an Italian person's favorite sexual position?
Family style.
Family style.
November 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM
What's an Italian person's favorite sexual position?
Family style.
Family style.
Madonna: "Hey, Mr. DJ, put a record on. I want to dance with my baby."
Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.
Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.
November 14, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Madonna: "Hey, Mr. DJ, put a record on. I want to dance with my baby."
Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.
Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.
I'm going to eat caviar today. And drink vodka. At noon. This tweet would be instantly depressing if I replaced "caviar" with "cereal."
October 13, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I'm going to eat caviar today. And drink vodka. At noon. This tweet would be instantly depressing if I replaced "caviar" with "cereal."
You become an adult when you walk into McDonalds alone, get yourself fries, eat them all, and then go to dinner. #NoPermissionSlips
October 10, 2023 at 2:12 AM
You become an adult when you walk into McDonalds alone, get yourself fries, eat them all, and then go to dinner. #NoPermissionSlips
Anxiety. Am I right? Am I? I'm right, right? Am I right? I'm right. Right? I'm right. Right? Right. Right. Someone tell me I'm right!
October 8, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Anxiety. Am I right? Am I? I'm right, right? Am I right? I'm right. Right? I'm right. Right? Right. Right. Someone tell me I'm right!
I went to Dave and Busters and I won the crane game 10 times in a row. I was also alone. And it was 12:30pm. I'm doing fine.
#winning
#winning
October 8, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I went to Dave and Busters and I won the crane game 10 times in a row. I was also alone. And it was 12:30pm. I'm doing fine.
#winning
#winning
Reposted by Alex Brightman
Taran Killam will join the cast of Monty Python's Spamalot on Broadway as Lancelot, and will be succeeded by Alex Brightman in 2024.
Taran Killam Will Play Lancelot in SPAMALOT; Alex Brightman To Succeed Him in 2024
Taran Killam will join the Broadway company of Spamalot as Lancelot when the production begins previews on Broadway. He will remain with the company through January 9th, 2024 - at which time Alex Brig...
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September 26, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Taran Killam will join the cast of Monty Python's Spamalot on Broadway as Lancelot, and will be succeeded by Alex Brightman in 2024.
Proof that we're all just sheep: We all just blindly trust the Gorton's fisherman.
#illuminati
#illuminati
October 7, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Proof that we're all just sheep: We all just blindly trust the Gorton's fisherman.
#illuminati
#illuminati
DEATH ROW MEAL:
Double Shack Burger w/ Everything
Professor Thom's Nachos
Sushi Platter
A Dozen Oysters
A Gin Martini
Another Gin Martini
Double Shack Burger w/ Everything
Professor Thom's Nachos
Sushi Platter
A Dozen Oysters
A Gin Martini
Another Gin Martini
October 7, 2023 at 6:39 PM
DEATH ROW MEAL:
Double Shack Burger w/ Everything
Professor Thom's Nachos
Sushi Platter
A Dozen Oysters
A Gin Martini
Another Gin Martini
Double Shack Burger w/ Everything
Professor Thom's Nachos
Sushi Platter
A Dozen Oysters
A Gin Martini
Another Gin Martini
Hi blue sky, get ready for some tomfoolery :)
October 7, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Hi blue sky, get ready for some tomfoolery :)