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Abortress IRL @abortress.bsky.social · Aug 14
"The Jobbing Fathers. The Founding Jobbers. The Jobfathers."

Somebody come get Bestie away from me omg I hate herrrrrr 😭😭😭
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Oh. My. God. Look at CEDESSSSSSSS 😍😭😍😭😍😭😍
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September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Jeeze I love Darby a lot wtf 😭
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September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I forgot Kevin Knight said he likes older women lmao
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September 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Now I do not believe I'm slapping Luchasaurus unless I'm sure I can kill him with it.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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IT'S KIP!!! 😍😍😍
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September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
abortress.bsky.social
If there's anything I hate about watching AEW on HBO, it's when we have these extended episodes kuz I have to close the feed and look for it somewhere else. This hour's counted as Collision, I guess.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Jfc Toni not "trim your bushes" 😂😂😂
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September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Surprise Rainyboi and Cinnamon Roll!!!
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September 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It's mah boi Juice "The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Joliet" Robinson!!!
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September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Now THERE'S the best tag team of all time 😍😍😍
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September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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"BECAUSE I'M RICH" NAH CHRISTIAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
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September 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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All this "best tag team" nonsense when our Founding Jobbers are nowhere to be seen 😒
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September 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Montel doing the Lord's work fr 😌
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September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Trevochet looking like Stoke's mixed son rn 😂😭😭
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September 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Maxxy ain't have to say another Briscoe in the dirt 😭😭😭 Shit hurt my feelings lmao
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September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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YES LET'S HEAR FROM DARBA LARBA DING DONG
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September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Love that Sparkly Ky is also calling it the Men's World Championship 💖
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September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Weeeeeeeeee
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September 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Robert Martyr is still missing (from Florida) this morning. If you've seen or heard from him, please help his family & friends by calling one of the numbers below. They are worried and want to bring him home. #indiewrestling 🤼
Wrestler Robert Martyr standing on the top rope in the corner of a ring, shirtless, wearing wrestling tights. He has shoulder-length black wavy hair styled into a mullet (kinda) and a small beard Robert Martyr is standing in front of a river scene, wearing a black t-shirt, dark jeans, and a medium-weight chain around his neck. He has shoulder-length black wavy hair styled into a mullet (kinda) and a small beard
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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rjcity.bsky.social
A gift for RUSH.
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Seriously tho this is good for Danny, but bad for Yuta kuz now the Death Riders have a young boy who's actually worth a damn 😂😭
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September 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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FOOLS. KILLING DARBY ONLY MAKES HIM STRONGER!
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September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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POST SHOW DARBA LARBA DING DONGGGGG 🖤😭🖤😭🖤😭🖤😭😭😭🖤🖤😭🖤😭🖤🖤🖤😭🖤😭🖤🖤🖤😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😭🖤😭😭😭😭🖤🖤
DANNY WHAT THE FUCK?????? 😭😭😭
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September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I KEEP SAYING!!!!
justinckw.com Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · Sep 11
Nick Jackson, the singles wrestler that we never got! #AEWDynamite
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM