“Hi, do you have green tea… Cappuccino? I’ll have a chai… latte… with a shot of espresso.”
“Hi, do you have green tea… Cappuccino? I’ll have a chai… latte… with a shot of espresso.”
1. Show up
2. Do Queen shit for six and a half minutes
3. Win award
1. Show up
2. Do Queen shit for six and a half minutes
3. Win award
I didn’t *have* too much alcohol, I was *given* too much alcohol.
I didn’t *have* too much alcohol, I was *given* too much alcohol.
Overheard a woman at the ticket counter exclaim, “Our flight is now delayed THREE HOURS.”
Refreshed my app - it’s two hours.
Overheard a woman at the ticket counter exclaim, “Our flight is now delayed THREE HOURS.”
Refreshed my app - it’s two hours.
She eventually started noticing my eye rolls and finally asked, “is something the matter?”
Me: “No, this is just the face I make when I’m ‘imagining success’.”
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She eventually started noticing my eye rolls and finally asked, “is something the matter?”
Me: “No, this is just the face I make when I’m ‘imagining success’.”
🍸
Um, departure time is now, that’s not “shortly”.
Um, departure time is now, that’s not “shortly”.