Abe Martin
abemartinquotes.bsky.social
Abe Martin
@abemartinquotes.bsky.social
It's jest about got so that folks who live decently are accused o' not gittin' anything out o' life.
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Miss Mame Moon's niece, who wuz married in April, has resumed her paintin'.
July 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Next t' a bubble ther haint nothin' that loses its pep quicker'n a pair o' white cotton stockin's.
July 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Th' ole fashioned mother that used t' rock a cradle with one foot an' operate a Wheeler an' Wilson with th' other now has a nephew that kin run a seven-passenger car with one arm free.
July 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I've seen a lot o' Uncle Tom's Cabin troupes in my time, but I've never yit seen a Little Eva that didn' need t' have her adenoids cut out," says Mrs. Lafe Bud.
July 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who remembers when beauty used t' be skin deep instead o' nearly an inch?
July 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Next t' a bubble ther haint nothin' that loses its pep quicker'n a pair o' white cotton stockin's.
July 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It won't be long till th' feller with a quart 'll be as popular as th' feller with a seven passenger car.
July 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lots o' fellers git credit fer bein' close mouthed when it's jest because ther' hain't no cuspidor handy.No matter how a dun is addressed, it allus reaches you.
July 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ther never wuz a hustler that could play a guitar.
July 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Some fellers even look good in a bald head.
July 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What's become o' th' ole time raven mustache with th' curled ends?
July 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It won't be long till th' feller with a quart 'll be as popular as th' feller with a seven passenger car.
July 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Th' ole fashioned mother that used t' rock a cradle with one foot an' operate a Wheeler an' Wilson with th' other now has a nephew that kin run a seven-passenger car with one arm free.
July 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Miss Fawn Lippincut has knit her first pair o' army socks an' they look almost alike.
June 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's got so if you don't git killed on Sunday you stand a purty good chance o' livin' another week.
June 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who remembers when beauty used t' be skin deep instead o' nearly an inch?
June 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What's become o' th' ole time raven mustache with th' curled ends?
June 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mrs. Tilford Moots' nephew lost a valuable wife last week.
June 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Next t' a bubble ther haint nothin' that loses its pep quicker'n a pair o' white cotton stockin's.
June 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I've seen a lot o' Uncle Tom's Cabin troupes in my time, but I've never yit seen a Little Eva that didn' need t' have her adenoids cut out," says Mrs. Lafe Bud.
June 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It won't be long till th' feller with a quart 'll be as popular as th' feller with a seven passenger car.
June 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Stew Nugent has enlisted jest t' git th' socks.
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mrs. Lafe Bud says th' hardest thing o' all is powderin' a black eye.
June 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Some fellers even look good in a bald head.
June 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM