person who definitely doesn’t have a hoarding problem: oh i’ll keep this just in case
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
person who definitely doesn’t have a hoarding problem: oh i’ll keep this just in case
i always forget that the anxiety i feel over being late somewhere is nothing compared to the anxiety i feel being so early i’m nearly the only one there. in an empty room i feel less human with each passing second
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i always forget that the anxiety i feel over being late somewhere is nothing compared to the anxiety i feel being so early i’m nearly the only one there. in an empty room i feel less human with each passing second
i am just a girl with tears in her eyes, love in her heart, and crumbs in her pockets. can’t stop shoving crackers in there for when i’m feeling a bit peckish on the go
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i am just a girl with tears in her eyes, love in her heart, and crumbs in her pockets. can’t stop shoving crackers in there for when i’m feeling a bit peckish on the go
it’s not that i “never go out,” it’s more that the universe is in such alignment that i feel safe to be out on the town. my presence is rare and therefore highly coveted. when i finally show up somewhere it is an omen that nature is in balance
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it’s not that i “never go out,” it’s more that the universe is in such alignment that i feel safe to be out on the town. my presence is rare and therefore highly coveted. when i finally show up somewhere it is an omen that nature is in balance
they cured ham? i didn’t know he was ill, haven’t spoken to him since ‘05
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
they cured ham? i didn’t know he was ill, haven’t spoken to him since ‘05
it’s so awesome to live in a society that is actively falling apart in every single way imaginable
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it’s so awesome to live in a society that is actively falling apart in every single way imaginable
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This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
i get more information out of a conversation with my dad than we got out of the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i get more information out of a conversation with my dad than we got out of the epstein files
bar bathrooms that do not have hooks on the back of the door are homophobic and sexist. where else are we supposed to put our little bags?
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
bar bathrooms that do not have hooks on the back of the door are homophobic and sexist. where else are we supposed to put our little bags?
potion seller let me try some free samples and now i’m a giant toad with a hopeless crush on him
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
potion seller let me try some free samples and now i’m a giant toad with a hopeless crush on him
walked past a fire station while lighting a joint and 3 firefighters tackled me to the ground
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
walked past a fire station while lighting a joint and 3 firefighters tackled me to the ground
me: listen pal, “i’m just following orders” isn’t gonna cut it. that’s what the nazis said
elf on the shelf: 🙂
elf on the shelf: 🙂
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
me: listen pal, “i’m just following orders” isn’t gonna cut it. that’s what the nazis said
elf on the shelf: 🙂
elf on the shelf: 🙂
my circadian rhythm is all messed up i sleep offbeat
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
my circadian rhythm is all messed up i sleep offbeat
you are letting the chips fall where they may i am controlling the chips with my mind we are not the same
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
you are letting the chips fall where they may i am controlling the chips with my mind we are not the same
it’s so annoying when tragedy befalls me
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it’s so annoying when tragedy befalls me
one day i used xD earnestly for the last time and didn’t even realize it
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
one day i used xD earnestly for the last time and didn’t even realize it
here are some of my favorite ways to respond to baby babble:
- and i’ve always said that
- dude you can’t say those words
- someone’s been watching fox news again
- so that’s a slur
- LMAO bro rly said “googoo gaga”
- who told you that? that’s classified
- thank you for sharing, you’re so brave <3
- and i’ve always said that
- dude you can’t say those words
- someone’s been watching fox news again
- so that’s a slur
- LMAO bro rly said “googoo gaga”
- who told you that? that’s classified
- thank you for sharing, you’re so brave <3
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
here are some of my favorite ways to respond to baby babble:
- and i’ve always said that
- dude you can’t say those words
- someone’s been watching fox news again
- so that’s a slur
- LMAO bro rly said “googoo gaga”
- who told you that? that’s classified
- thank you for sharing, you’re so brave <3
- and i’ve always said that
- dude you can’t say those words
- someone’s been watching fox news again
- so that’s a slur
- LMAO bro rly said “googoo gaga”
- who told you that? that’s classified
- thank you for sharing, you’re so brave <3
does mrs. claus have a first name or is that too woke?
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
does mrs. claus have a first name or is that too woke?
have billionaires considered that they actually don’t need all of that stuff?
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
have billionaires considered that they actually don’t need all of that stuff?
this year instead of using the NORAD santa tracker they gave him an oura ring. his blood pressure is through the roof right now
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
this year instead of using the NORAD santa tracker they gave him an oura ring. his blood pressure is through the roof right now
i am not “losing my mind” i have a very tight grip on it. too tight. i would love to lose my mind, leave her behind like an umbrella on a train. let her start a new life in a new town
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i am not “losing my mind” i have a very tight grip on it. too tight. i would love to lose my mind, leave her behind like an umbrella on a train. let her start a new life in a new town
taxi cab is short for taxidermy cabaret
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
taxi cab is short for taxidermy cabaret
pretty crazy leonardo dicaprio has been acting for 36 years. you’d think after his career hit 25 he would’ve lost interest
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
pretty crazy leonardo dicaprio has been acting for 36 years. you’d think after his career hit 25 he would’ve lost interest
sometimes i worry i’ve ruined my brain by smoking too much weed or scrolling on my phone for too long but then i remember i’m still not as stupid as people who think AI is a revolutionary tool and a force for good. i could never be that dumb.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
sometimes i worry i’ve ruined my brain by smoking too much weed or scrolling on my phone for too long but then i remember i’m still not as stupid as people who think AI is a revolutionary tool and a force for good. i could never be that dumb.