Seymour Minge
@abbaboolal.bsky.social
I love housewives, curry and myself 🖕🏾
How do I get a life sized cutout of myself? I would like to gift it to many certain a peoples
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How do I get a life sized cutout of myself? I would like to gift it to many certain a peoples
Hilary better beat the shit out of Bill. Worthless bastard
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hilary better beat the shit out of Bill. Worthless bastard
Atomic flu followed by my moon time? Mother Nature sure wants me dead or in pure agony 🤦🏾♀️
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Atomic flu followed by my moon time? Mother Nature sure wants me dead or in pure agony 🤦🏾♀️
I ate 2 pieces of broccoli and now I’m a tooty girl. A tooty gassy girl
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I ate 2 pieces of broccoli and now I’m a tooty girl. A tooty gassy girl
I will do everything but wear pants in the house.
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I will do everything but wear pants in the house.
I don’t know what I ate that made my poop so green and furry. It’s like I ate and shat out the grinch
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know what I ate that made my poop so green and furry. It’s like I ate and shat out the grinch
I swear to god I only have 2 scrunchies and I lost both of them 🤦🏾♀️
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I swear to god I only have 2 scrunchies and I lost both of them 🤦🏾♀️
Caught myself tidying up with my tiddies out. You think you know yourself then BAM. Cleaning topless
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Caught myself tidying up with my tiddies out. You think you know yourself then BAM. Cleaning topless
Need a blunt and a pat on the bum
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Need a blunt and a pat on the bum
Eating dinner on the floor. No idea why. I do weird shit when I’m high
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Eating dinner on the floor. No idea why. I do weird shit when I’m high
I’m choked I did my hair, put on a bra and panties for nothing
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m choked I did my hair, put on a bra and panties for nothing
I can’t with twitter. I scrolled through 1 video and all of a sudden there’s a rump roast being spanked. Lawd, not what I was expecting sitting on the potty
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I can’t with twitter. I scrolled through 1 video and all of a sudden there’s a rump roast being spanked. Lawd, not what I was expecting sitting on the potty
Cousins bailed on me for vegan bahn mi. Good news is I can stay home and spark up. Bad news is I don’t get salad rolls 😭
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Cousins bailed on me for vegan bahn mi. Good news is I can stay home and spark up. Bad news is I don’t get salad rolls 😭
Oh lord I shouldn’t have eaten 5 slices of pizza in the last 6 hours 🤦🏾♀️ me bum hole hurts 😭
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh lord I shouldn’t have eaten 5 slices of pizza in the last 6 hours 🤦🏾♀️ me bum hole hurts 😭
Finally got my cracked screen fixed. Why did I wait so long 🤦🏾♀️
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Finally got my cracked screen fixed. Why did I wait so long 🤦🏾♀️
Someone tell Gujju Bhai Kash Patel to just stop.. you’re digging yourself into a deeper hole. Benchod..
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Someone tell Gujju Bhai Kash Patel to just stop.. you’re digging yourself into a deeper hole. Benchod..
This cyber Monday the only thing I’m buying is weed. Can’t say no to a decent sale
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This cyber Monday the only thing I’m buying is weed. Can’t say no to a decent sale
Heating pad for my back and portable heater for my tootsies
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Heating pad for my back and portable heater for my tootsies
I’m going to do it. I’m going to nibble on a shroom. I’m not dosing this shit either. Wish me luck!
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m going to do it. I’m going to nibble on a shroom. I’m not dosing this shit either. Wish me luck!
Who out of my friends hasn’t seen Basic Instinct? I think we should have a movie night
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Who out of my friends hasn’t seen Basic Instinct? I think we should have a movie night
Son of a bitch I want a diet root beer so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Son of a bitch I want a diet root beer so bad
Lord. Please help me fight the temptation to shop online this Black Friday and all weekend long 🙏🏾
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Lord. Please help me fight the temptation to shop online this Black Friday and all weekend long 🙏🏾
Something about this time of year, I start listening to 70’s soul music. Al Green, Otis Redding. I found my jams
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Something about this time of year, I start listening to 70’s soul music. Al Green, Otis Redding. I found my jams
I’ve we’ve had a conversation while I smoked G-wagon, guaranteed I don’t remember a word you or I said
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ve we’ve had a conversation while I smoked G-wagon, guaranteed I don’t remember a word you or I said
Guaranteed I can do anything with a joint in my mouth
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Guaranteed I can do anything with a joint in my mouth